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Stories this week include: Butcher wielding blood sausage facilitates release. Woman calls RSPCA over slipper welfare concerns. Equipped father heads to park for some alone time. Local council takes drastic action to quell suspected dirty protest. Now with 50% more pointless, rambling chat...

Stories this week include: Thamesmead Swan Patrol (TSP) forced to reduce daily patrols due to lack of interest. Surprise surge in chocolate coin sales as confusion surrounding cryptocurrency grows. The Krankies defend 'lewd and offensive' pantomime performance with crass and obscene statement. Origin of Species to be revised after man cements microwave to own head. Also revealed: Rob is left empty-handed yet again... Wishing all our listeners a very happy Christmas and restful New Year!

Stories this week include: The spectre of Robin Hood stages intervention for local UFO expert. Manhunt continues for crazed, pin-wielding fugitive. Travelodge to offer new donkey befriending service. Family rescued by coastguard after being caught 'swerving for a badger'. Also revealed: We investigate the difference between marshland and wetland (which is as dull as it sounds)...

Stories this week include: Faecal connoisseur shaves dog. Pensioner discovered unexploded courgette. Newcastle man admits that pasty tattoo was a misteak. Homeowner mourn the loss of front lawn. Also revealed: The News Shopper has a new Editor-in-Chief...

Stories this week include: Welsh defeat hostile octopuses. Remote village burns sacrificial wicker van to the God of broadband speeds. Bus company owner sacks entire workforce in order to follow dream or not owning a bus company. Papa John's sieg to distance themselves from Neo-Nazi endorsement. Always count your partridges...

Breaking News: Alex goes it alone for the final time...

Breaking News: Alex goes it alone...(Part 2)

The Buddhist Foreign Lobster Ritual

Stories this week include: Deadly sock discovered in Coventry bedroom. Local hero to publish explosive diary charting the biodegradable properties of plastic bags. Criminal gang charged with handling salmon in suspicious circumstances. Man has final game of hide and seek with police before arrest. Also revealed: We resurrect another pointless feature...

Stories this week include: A Welsh shopkeeper forced to admit that dogs cannot talk following extensive research. Morbid photo stunt damages priceless coffin. Narcissistic and fantasist brags of his 'f*ck off money'. Shock as Paranormal investigator reveals that haunted doll is haunted. We search faeces on Wikipedia for no discernible reason...

Stories this week include: Forcible trout delivery destroys man's letterbox. Community group left bewildered after malicious attack. Charitable stranger donates untreated fox fur coat to shop.  DVLA accused of cowardice after backing out of trail by combat request.  Also revealed: We try to source a sixpence... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: King George III inadvertently takes social media by storm. Amazon's new delivery service proves wildly unpopular. Bride and groom fall short of having the time of their lives. Crystal Palace mascot flies to Newcastle for job interview. Also revealed: We discuss the eagerly awaited return of Mr Ames...

Stories this week include: King George III inadvertently takes social media by storm. Amazon's new delivery service proves wildly unpopular. Bride and groom fall short of having the time of their lives. Crystal Palace mascot flies to Newcastle for job interview.

LA Podcast 216: An NVQ in Bee/Wasp Differential Studies

LA Podcast 215: A Little Old Lady Living in the Country’s Biggest Taxpayer-Funded Council House