LAPodcast (Local Anaesthetic Podcast) - The Most Trusted Name in Local News

Stories this week include: Solitary life-sized doll collector proves everyone right. Butcher makes vegetable-free carrot. Specially-trained service horse introduced to jet set lifestyle. Dough-infused gold pizza cufflinks will seriously dent your hard-earned crust. Do you partake in al fresco intercourse? Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Life-size cutout of orange-faced President fails to win dialysis clinic vote. Car park fanatic takes trip of a lifetime. Wannabe Pied Piper checks into hotel room with band of rats. Romantic gesture on first date leaves woman dazed and confused. We tell the tale of the mythical Chickenman... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Entrepreneur's latest invention gets binned off. Phallic wine gum lifts tedious car journey. Mysterious musician's song spoils sacred silence of site. Fast food chain makes generous compensation offer of 5,000 Nigerian naira. A warm welcome to all our pagan listeners... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Sales figures for 'Personal Road Ghost Experiences on the A15 North of Sleaford' exceed expectations. Orphan has worst suspicions confirmed. New King of Disneyland crowned. Record number of young men treated for dangerously high levels of potassium leaves doctors baffled. Proud sponsors of JackInWorld since 2012... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Woman's knees land role in spin-off soap opera. Pet exacts swift justice on owner. Pensioner finds delightful surprise in fish fillet. Sad dog given balloon. We got there... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Sheep stolen from farm following ram-raid. Football traffic brought to standstill by passerby's ball skills. Customers forced to delete search history after looking for McDonald's latest dessert item. Budget hotel chain drops questionable advertising campaign featuring 'nature-lover'. Eagle Heights is happening... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Prominent QC bludgeons fox to death in style. Hilarious practical joke results in schoolgirl eating catnip. Independent mobile crepe stall owner frustrated by problematic strawberries. Mercy killing by hobbyist brings pigeon fancying dream to abrupt end. Yet another new feature is conjured up from thin air... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Concrete enema sex game goes exactly as expected. Giant Christmas phallus unites neighbourhood. Woman in eggless marriage elopes with lover. Angelic child gives nativity audience a show to remember. Wishing all our listeners a very merry Christmas and a happy new year! p.s. Please feel free to let Les Dennis know about this episode. Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Japanese man dials up restraining order. Budding escapologist throws yule log at police. Lightweight doppelganger found for heavy-boned cat. Sex-mad duck has pecker removed. We engage in a spot of advert calendar gaslighting... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Ex-Babestation model helps restore faith in humanity.  Santa's sack captured in chocolate.   Giant statue of baby Jesus reveals True Colours. School shames fussy child by disclosing toilet habits. Rob gets genuinely irritated... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: 1. Questionable bed and breakfast opens in Norwich. 2. Doctor takes the p*ss out of airline passenger. 3. Suspicious sausages blight Bristol. 4. The New Forest Satanist Society denies knowledge of sheep murders. The nob gags hit an all-time high... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Police launch controlled demolition of family home to apprehend suspect. Faecal shower health craze reaches Los Angeles. KFC announces offensive gravy pot promotion just in time for Christmas. Sex shop mannequin raid averted by enigmatic Good Samaritan. We discuss our application for a Royal Warrant... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Romanian circus denies stealing drone operator's dog. Steven Seagal returns to the limelight. Entrepreneurial brothers launch door-to-door sewage collection service. Aryan dingo sanctuary discovered in Australian Outback. Rob discloses his military background... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Man threatens drastic action after horse given haircut. Flaming pillow extinguishes couple's lovemaking. Drunk passenger clingfilmed. Rolls Royce distances firm from employee's mashed potato comments. LA Records is delighted to bring you the debut album from Air Hooligan Sex Connection... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Brexit cruise of the United Kingdom runaway success. Suspect celebrates throwing table through window by emptying bowel. Drunk man caught in compromising position with plastic cone. Droopy eye defence overwhelmingly rejected by court. We give a hot new take on the Extinction Rebellion protests... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast