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Stories this week include: Paranormal investigator stalks man walking dog. Marketing firm hires emotional support clown. Builder deposits smelly treat in homeowner's chimney. 'Mouldy Prison Cell' ad campaign was 'misstep' admits holiday camp. Alex regales the listener with tales of daring toilet escapes... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: SNARL splinters. Holidaymaker outwitted by claw machine. Harry Redknapp enjoys meatballs. Former children's TV star victim of revenge attack. This week's episode is sponsored by Centre Parcs and TripAdvisor (because, why not?)... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: So-called expert injured after tampering with sex robot. Missing dog last seen running off cliff. Waitrose customer upholds stereotype. Heinz unveils range of austerity products. This is a local podcast for local people; we'll have no trouble here. Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Couple experience miraculously visitation during celebratory meal. Emotional support panther seen boarding plane at Bournemouth Airport. 'Demon In A Box' the must-have toy this Christmas. Amateur zookeeper skips town Rob imparts his wealth of feline knowledge... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: DWP website signposts benefit claimants to jobs as village halls. Former fast food mascot believed to have amassed band of street urchins for criminal endeavours.  Teen finally secures date with family cat.  Pregnant hedgehog denies attending Conservative Party Conference. Warning: This episode contains explicit Jacob Rees-Mogg related content. Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Lotto loser implicated in hot cauliflower cheese altercation. Mum celebrates son's 21st birthday by opening tin of vintage baked beans. Medical expert advises women against sex games such as 'hide the chocolate'. Squirrel given wheels. Someone celebrates a significant birthday... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Deviant refrigerates McDonald’s burger for later. Metallica prevents another cougar attack. Airline approves the use of miniature horses. Giant’s burial ground discovered in Wiltshire. The Blue Lagoon dream is dead... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Boyfriend forced to concoct fanciful excuse for disappearance of partner's dog. Paranormal investigator claims he was chatted up by haunted doll.  Serial excreter to star in new six-part documentary. Police p-p-pick up a suspected trespasser. Alex reveals his aspirations of becoming a newsagent... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Banksy suspected of holidaying in Skegness. Westlife reveal beloved turnip gifted by fan. Massive phallus spotted exiting plane. Postman criticised for attempting to slam-dunk parcel into wheelie bin. Rob prepares to emigrate... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

No headlines this week, so just imagine Jon Pertwee buying pick 'n' mix from Woolworths in the 1980... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

No headlines this week, so here's a lovely poem (courtesy of the Liverpool Echo's comment section): 'Bottle of Robinsons made up juice,  Spam sarnies on Sunblest bread, Golden Wonder,  Waggon Wheels,  Coach going to Blackpool lights and no stabbings.  Good days.'  Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Campanology competition ends in right old ding-dong. Customer becomes enraged after restaurant refuses iguana as method of payment. Infantilised raven makes bid for freedom. Gym goer discovers mysterious shampoo-like substance on towel. We discuss the delights of a glazed ring... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Remorseful thief writes to farmer to say strawberry sorry for fruit theft. Nation celebrates the lesbian pugs of Weston-super-Mare.  Police helpfully try to reunited lost bag of class A drugs with owner. Airline tells passengers to fly first class if they want to avoid dried vomit on seats. We discuss a day trip to Eynsford... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Somerset man finally offloads the ol' war machine. Butcher banishes balls at vegan activist. Woodpeckers suspected of spying on nudists. Festive ornament causes bomb scare. We discuss the mental capacity of a stick insect... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Supermarket admits that Welsh language signage errors were result of 'mainly guesswork'. Turkey Cock Lane loses out to Fingringhoe. DIY enthusiast pioneers new plastering technique. Drunken rampage man propositions dog. Rob has done himself an injury... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast Rob has done himself an injury...