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Patrick is here with a basket full of life lessons that are sure to apply to you somehow, so grab a spork and dive in. We kick off the show talking about people who go gray at a young age, and how embarrassing it is to try to hide it. Patrick has some new creations from Daddy Derek Savage and Cool Cat. These videos are short and disturbing, and are sure to make you feel better about your life. We watch Big Irish Jay’s infamous “blacks joke” and decide if it’s racist. Patrick taks about Josh Denny and Gavin McInnes trying to prank their audience with a fake raid by the authorities. It’s a fail of such giant proportions that it has to have been concocted by Josh behind the scenes. Owen Benjamin reveals the prank on social media and Josh throws a fit. Irma Ruiz busts in to the chat and demand Patrick watch and critique her videos.

You’ve been missed, children! Patrick is back from NYC, Scotland and Lake Tahoe and he has stories. So much has happened that we need to discuss! There’s new comedy specials, from local friends and big stars. Patrick has heard a super-sad sprinkle of a rumor through Agent O reports about a beloved member of the Las Vegas comedy community. Patrick can’t stop watching the creations of other Vegas comedians. Thai Rivera has appeared on an episode of Kill Tony, so he can’t edit out his ticks! We watch a mentally ill local Vegas guy named Johnny Brim who, for some reason, thinks he’s a savage comedian, but more closely resembles a lonely fat boy on a playground who’s not sure who to mimic to fit in. Patrick has more questions for Rob from Laugh After Dark about doing a special. Kenan Thompson is back at it again, looking for new comedians to rip off in the most insane grift ever! The fatigue of doing a show gets to Patrick after a bit and he calls the show early, promising more soon.

Patrick is off to NYC and Europe for a few weeks, so don’t get your bunch in your panties about it. Patrick cannot get over the comedy groups in Las Vegas, and the clueless people who constantly post their insane creations for no discernible reasons. The Comedy Cube is tricking comedians left and right in to doing comedy in a warehouse in Los Angeles. Andrew Schulz is circling back to grift his dumb fans with his special for the second time, and they’re lapping it up! Saudi Arabia is out of control and is vowing to build a whole city in a narrow mirrored glass strip in the desert. It looks like a disaster that can’t possibly function before ground is broken. Patrick is basically having a breakdown about how stupid comedians are across the board. From stealing memes to posting hot garbage on the daily, it never ends with these clueless dopes.

Sorry for the clickbait title! Patrick talks about receiving an offer to do a comedy “special” for the fine folks at Laugh After Dark. His self-esteem is not at a peak, and he thinks the idea of doing a comedy special in this climate is crazy, as well as his complete inadequacy when it comes to quality and quantity of comedic talent. Rob, one of the producers of Laugh After Dark, joins the chat because apparently someone has tipped him off about the discussion. Patrick runs a bunch of insane requirements and ideas by Rob, who seems more amused by some than others. Two things are clear – there will be a standing ovation and there will be a performance by the UNLV drumline. Don’t miss today’s after show for real-time comedy alerts and a breakdown of Mark Seritella, a comedian slash producer Patrick has a lot of issues with.

Patrick doesn’t feel like doing a show, but you mean so much to him, he’s gonna do it – probably. Patrick is frantically preparing travel plans to get on the road and do some shows this summer abroad. Thai Rivera may be done streaming his open mic, as he continues to send his baby birds, aka open mic mid-wits, to do his bidding online and beyond. Comics need to stop saying they kill all the time. Somehow Patrick gets lured in to discussing all the pressing hot topics of the day again, and we are mostly talking about the ending of the tiny ones. Patrick invents a new character, Neil DeGrasses Diceman. Patrick learns he doesn’t even know what he’s wrong about. Someone in the chat creeps everyone out by talking about a family member in a way they shouldn’t. Let’s all take a trip back to Florida in our minds and find out why. We explore David Cross and his recent appearance on Your Mom’s House, cementing in history his comedy decline.

Patrick may have an emergency on his hand, but he isn’t sure there is anyone to call about it. A man has been sleeping in a car outside Patrick’s house for almost six hours, completely passed out in the driver’s seat with the vehicle running. Is it a stalker? A fan? Just a completely random nut looking to get away from his nagging wife? Butch Bradley is making social media posts for free hair gel. Patrick talks about heading over to Edinburgh in August. Patrick tries to rap again, but Moody in the chat curses his ability to steer clear of homosexual themes. We explore Josh Denny’s relationship with Gavin McInnes and the Censored.tv crew. They’ve announced some live shows, including one in Las Vegas. Patrick extends and olive branch and tries to set up a meeting. We check out the culmination of Josh’s latest comedy creation, Next Week Tonight, to see what the live finale recap has to offer comedy fans.

Come along and ride on my fantastic voyage! Make money for you and your family from the comfort of your own basement! Operators are standing by to take your livelihood! Call from a landline for best results! No dogs allowed! Our old crippled comic friend Thai Rivera has dropped a new video claiming his old partner and friend AJ Rivera has been stealing money from him. With no friends, no money, and no prospects, where will Thai go next? The latest edition of the Ocha Bar Open Mic melts down in to complete dysfunction live before our eyes. Thai harasses and performs what seems to be light inappropriate behavior on a first-time young comedian. We continues to be baffled at exactly what it is these guys are trying to build at a run-down restaurant at midnight on a weekday. Your guess is as good as ours!

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Patrick and a cast of kangaroo pals explore the Australian outback together in an old jeep. Trouble is right around the corner when the gang encounters a dingo in the bush! Patrick enjoys a chill Thursday watching some of the best of Las Vegas doing their thing. We check in with the Ocha Bar open mic, but it’s not going great. The “feature” comic can’t stop pacing all over the room and screaming. The internet saves us all and cuts out several times. Patrick tries to learn how to talk to legit Mexicans. We check in on the state of modern Zoom comedy and try to figure out what the attraction is. Patrick does a lot of impressions that probably aren’t very woke and may end up getting him cancelled.

It’s Sunday Funday, and who knows what that could mean for the merry band of onions! Patrick tries to have an intervention with Big Irish Jay regarding the merchandise he sells after show. Jay thinks it’s cool to recycle an old Coke logo, but Patrick disagrees. Then again, Jay is still a working comedian, so what does Patrick know. Patrick talks about food in the 1970’s, including deviled eggs and why people loved them. Eggs and mayo not your thing? Maybe you’d like the cool relief of some ambrosia salad – apples, nuts, cool whip and coconut! Can’t you feel it all getting stuck in your teeth as we speak? We find out just how many beans Patrick can name while he discusses his poor childhood. Patrick talks a little about Vegas comedy and how people like to halfway call people out for things without really doing it. We dive in to Josh Denny’s Twitter stats to find out what’s going on and see if it’s really what it appears to be, and what we see is damning. We also talk about trolls coming to shows and why it’s nothing to be afraid of. We revisit some of Josh Denny’s greatest grifts, from his pandering fundraiser for a special that never was, through his latest attempts to pal up with the failed Anthony Cumia and Gavin McInness.

There’s so many updates from so many creeps! Thai is spinning out of control. His YouTube is suspicious and Patrick can’t figure out exactly what’s going down. Thai threatens to do a tell-all about AJ Rivera and his most recently terminated friendship. A new comedy contest scam has Las Vegas comedians excited about the prospect of winning something meaningless. Josh Denny is on a real grown-up big-boy tour! Josh texted Patrick telling him that he’s got it all wrong, and maybe he was right! We revisit some of Josh’s biggest successes. Trouble in Vegas has been quietly posting L’s for months. Angie Krum is deeper than we ever knew. AOC is a super-emotionally reactive nut, and Patrick is issuing a warning right now – watch this woman for a future flameout the likes of which we have never seen. Alex Stein is a troll who exposes how short the fuse is on everyone’s favorite picante lawmaker. We check out some of the other amazing opportunities presented in comedy groups just to see if there is anything of quality.

Something about a pecan-topping on an ice cream cake or something. Probably don’t watch, I’d say. Jkjk this is a bonus show from one of our Sunday Funday shows, usually an OVERDOSE exclusive. Patrick is full from eating at a Taiwanese restaurant, and he’s got soy sauce and noodles spilling out of his pores. There is no plan, so this show ends up being a meandering journey through the forest of YouTube fun nuggets. We watch a cooking video from Michael Ray Bower to try to get back in to a healthy frame of mind. Stay tuned for a bonus recipe featuring salmonella. We check out Twitch for the first time in forever, and the freaks over there are more niche than ever. We finish the show the way most big meals end – a steamy pile. We check out Josh Denny’s Jenkum and the rest of the Compound Media and Censored.tv out-of-its. It’s a potluck, so bring a bowl!

It’s Sunday and that means it’s time to gather around a campfire and roast the toes of our rivals over the flames of our most deep desires. Patrick hears multiple reports about Angie Krum and how she can’t stop talking about Patrick to people around town. Patrick doubles down on his position on Angie, and asks if she’d like to clarify anything. Patrick talks about attending Wiseguys open mic last week, where Thai Rivera may or may not have been making eyes at Patrick across the room. We take a look at comedian Danny Bevins on Facebook for a glimpse at a grown man who is unraveling publicly with every passing day. Unfortunately, this sickness is spreading. Learn how to process your emotions before reaching an advanced age. You’ll be doing yourself a favor.

We've got a pair of dolphins doing stunts over here and if there's time we will be visiting a local ice creamery to see how our favorite treat goes from a cow to your cone! Jkjk there's a lot of technical issues lately and we try to work through them. Patrick talks briefly about his experience going to Wiseguys open mic. We tune in to the Ocha Bar open mic for a bit, to see how it's going without Thai's main lackey there to do everything. Thai has trouble operating a clock and engaging the crowd. Casper saves the day with jokes, energy and professionalism. Thai runs on stage to melt down for the second time in three weeks to his live audience about Patrick and about not getting enough money. This content is for OVERDOSE MEMBERS only. Visit the site and login or register to access this content.

Patrick and a group of select elders from the village gather around a campfire fueled by bricks of their own excrement to discuss the daily buzz! You’re not going to want to miss this week’s interview with the creator of the graham cracker! Patrick talks about his recent experience having an anxiety attack while a man came to change the battery in a smoke detector. We try to talk about the most contentious issues of the day in a monetization-friendly way. Patrick wants you to mostly not let everything that happens in the world be so devastating to your existence. Male feminists are cringe af. Tonight we revisit alleged purse thief and wannabe-comedian Gretchyn Boshart. We check out some videos we missed before, including an electronic press kit that really gives you a glimpse of ol’ Gretch. Agent O tips us off to Gretchyn’s arrest record for some very violent acts. Finally, we watch a lost 35 minute set from one of the saddest outdoor comedy shows ever where Gretchen steps up to headline and show ’em how it’s done! Yuck!