NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Can we just step outside the circle of Aaron Imholte, his flabby little moobs, his sad young wife, and his insane impression of a 2006 radio show for a few minutes? We have a local comedian here in Las Vegas who needs his diaper changed real quick. Rodney Wayne is a tough-talking beta boi who gets real shy when confronted by actual professional comedians about his completely garbage comedy. This guys needs to quit and go spend time with his family – it’s not going to work out for this full-grown chode of a man. Chad Zumock likes to talk and we should clear that up real quick. Donkey Lips aka Michael Ray Bower is doing a lot of thinking on the toilet and the thoughts are super basic. Check out tonight’s aftershow for even more insanity and gossip, as well as a check in with one of our favorite dummies.

Patrick tries to report on the normal topics and operations as the battle between Steel Toe Morning Show and comedian Chad Zumock begin to heat up. Moody has whipped up some new AI voice tools for the chat, but they work about as well as everything else around here. Jimmy Kimmel’s comedy club here in Vegas admits to booking just anyone and not vetting the people on it’s stage whatsoever. Edwin San Juan, local headliner and shy man, begins to slowly break free of his shackles of silence and correct the wrongs he sees in the Las Vegas comedy scene. Kitty Pineapple is bad for Filipino comedians. Komedian Wayne seems like a giant dope. A brief history of Laugh After Dark versus Notoriety Live and how Angie Krum is betraying her pals. Patrick was offered a bribe to sweep the Butch Bradley stuff under the rug and take down the website, and that goes about as well as you’d think.

Patrick must have gotten a good night’s sleep, because he’s downright cherubic at the outset of this show, complimenting the good nature of people like Big Irish Jay for good deeds gone unnoticed. It makes Jay uncomfortable, but isn’t balance important? Patrick also shines some light on Johnny Brim and AJ Rivera who seem to be running a great show on Friday nights here in Las Vegas. Josh Denny can’t interact with his own chat during live shows. The World Series of Comedy is gearing back up and LA Comedy Club can’t jump fast enough to be a part of this low-tier comedian grift-fest. They’ve dragged their new venue at The OYO casino in to it, where Laugh After Dark will be slumming it for their new residency starting this weekend. Penny Prince and Patrick alternate with dueling Summer Sinclair impressions as we watch her latest insane performance. Diaz Mackie calls in and acts strange. More teasing of women comedians, respect for the older comics, and general commentary on the lack of awareness in the local scene. There’s several tangents, stories, and comedy packed in to this one, so just watch it all.

Patrick is back with a satirical show that’s sure to sooth your succulents. If you aren’t a cactus person, you’ll probably still enjoy it. Patrick has ideas for how to really make Valentine’s Day pop by changing things up the day before. He’s had about enough of women thinking they’re equal or funny and he’s going to recalibrate their tiny brains in this episode. Patrick makes an earnest plea for support of the program after crapping all over half the audience. We get a live report from a show where apparently some comedy thievery is afoot. The truth about Jozalyn Sharp finally comes out, just days before her album. Comedians from far corners of nowhere are taking out insane ads on Facebook. We look at an all-women local show and draw conclusions based on Summer Sinclair being listed on the lineup. Improv comedy is still bad and weird. Did you watch the roast of Mr. Peanut? Tim Chizmar joins us, we run out of time to talk about Jill Carlson again, and we find the worst kind of ASMR your little amygdala can handle.

The producers of Laugh After Dark along with host Charlie Wilson have graciously offered to assist Patrick in making Butch Bradley look like a complete out-of-it dope for all the internet to see! The Laugh After Dark producers are starting a podcast segment called Kill The Beef, where they are inviting comedians with issues in the community to come in and work them out. Patrick jumped at this chance to call Butch Bradley out on the mat to crush this situation. Will Butch respond? Will he tell the LAD peeps that he can’t do it? Edwin San Juan pops in the chat to explain his lack of trust of Butch, and also reiterated that if Patrick was making false claims about him, he would definitely come to the table to work it out. Patrick is excited either way, for the opportunity of sitting down with Butch to work this out, or for the world to see him decline to squash a beef that he is most certainly guilty of perpetuating. Don’t miss this show where Patrick talks MAD SHIT about everyone! He’s so crazy and mean! CHECK OUT HTTPS://WWW.HIDEAWAYCOMEDY.COM AFTERSHOW for OVERDOSE Members only – watch Butch act like a maniac on stage in 2015 when Patrick was working with him – we have the lost tapes! Patrick shows a bunch of his own cringe comedy to the chat audience and want to hide under the table. Don’t miss the second half of the show!

Patrick begins the show with a very serious apology to some very special members of the comedy community in Las Vegas. Patrick may have misdirected some of his ire. Tonight we examine the world of Jack Spear, aka Dillion Dilligaf, aka Tim Chizmar’s hero. Dilligaf is the creator and one of the major causes of failure of The Blue Zone Comedy Tour, amongst other awful projects. He’s also starring in a movie about a violent and murderous disable military vet with severe problems negotiating the world. Dilligaf and Chizmar are advertising their Blue Zone Comedy show as the kickoff to a tour with the BEST comedians in the WORLD, and so much more. None of it is true, and these two dorks are super upset that Patrick spoke up. You won’t believe how deep the rabbit hole goes! Dave Stevens is helping Dilligaf fleece fives of unsuspecting seniors in to buying a ticket to this evening of craptacular comedy. And this isn’t the only grift these guys are involved in. Kitty Pineapple has a “dark passenger” named Lance and she doesn’t want you to know! Patrick also catches up on Michael Ray Bower with his latest video announcing merch and a podcast and a paid membership club! Tonight is full of idiots and projects that are sure to go nowhere!

It’s full-on winter here in Las Vegas, and word is that Kitty Pineapple aka David Lee aka Kawika aka Lance aka Kitty Adam’s Apple is alone out there on these streets! Despite Patrick ignoring Kitty’s repeated DMs, and not even mentioning her in almost two weeks, he can’t help himself by posting continual content desperately trying to convince everyone that he’s ok and not bothered at all by the recent revelations of his truth. Sound familiar? Wait until you see what Kitty David Kawika reveals in this show! It’s abuse on a whole new level! The depresh is real and you need to knock it off. Patrick smoked a turkey like a king. Thai Rivera is posting some insane new stuff as well. The Las Vegas comedy scene has more delusions leaking from every squirrelly bar hosting a comedy night. Adam Dominguez promises you quality merch, and that’s how Patrick instantly knew it wasn’t. The Wayans brothers have a new scam where they make almost twice as much on comedy apparel as the comedians selling them. We’ve got the pics. We’ve got the files. We’ve got the proof. This one’s a banger!

The Las Vegas comedy scene is unique. Whether it’s the tendency of shows to be shorter, allowing comedians with less material to “move up” before they’re ready, or the mystique of being on stages meters away from icons and superstars, there is a level of delusion and flippant disrespect for both the art form and the process by which one becomes great. Patrick recently attended a night of programming at Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Club programmed by Adam Dominguez that was not only insanely disappointing, but indicative of several larger issues in this city. Every comedian who does fifteen minutes in a strip mall bar in Las Vegas thinks they are a headliner and have a fan base. Ever confused dummy with a day job is convinced they’re a viral video superstar, regardless of the number of likes and comments on every post they fling at the web. And everyone producing a show seems to be filling their lineups with untalented shills who can possibly reciprocate a favor or another mediocre booking. Where does it stop? Why does everyone seem to be obsessed with looking like a talent than being one? And why are most of the clubs and other comedians in town not only ignoring it, but perpetuating the nonsense?

Patrick is back with some interesting facts and a whole lot more screaming, so if you love to head that kind of stuff, start getting hard now. If you don’t like it we all know you’re going to watch anyway. Kitty Pineapple can’t stop messaging Patrick and she really needs to decide if she’ sorry or tough. Casper and David “Holy Shhh” Hulett are struggling with their open mic, and instead of money you can now win noodles for the best set. Summer Sinclair thinks she can sing and needs to be dragged behind a car immediately. Comedians think goin viral is a credit but their social media accounts can never back it up. The Comedy Store experiences more drama as Patrick gets word of a physical fight between Sam Tripoli and girl band Machine Gun Kelly. Stupid people love to talk with their fists. Kumail Nanjiani isn’t satisfied with more roles – he wants them all. The Golden Globes trot out their new host Jerrod Carmichael and it goes bad very fast. Watch a talented comic have a mental breakdown about race and being a victim. Jerrod wipes away crocodile tears with one hand while pocketing a $500,000 check with the other. ***The Golden Globe/Jerrod Carmichael portion of this show is heavily edited and lots of sound is muted out due to copyright use. For the full version of the show and aftershow, download the audio version from the website or watch the Overdose version of the video.

Wait until you hear about this shit! Patrick has received a threat from Kitty Pineapple and it is not good. Could Patrick be on the verge of being cancelled? You decide! Nah but seriously, David Lee aka Kitty Pineapple aka Island 9 Fit Guy tried to blackmail Patrick, and it did not work in the most spectacular way. Why do Kitty Pineapple’s threats carry no weight? Why can’t she seem to focus on what she is actually upset about? Has this mediocre nobody confused herself so badly with someone who is successful that she thinks she has the power to “ruin” other comics? The delusion is strong with this one. We wish Penny Prince a happy birthday and try to focus on some of the positives of the Las Vegas comedy community. Lex Las Vegas is mad about something, but he’s so emotional and broken we can’t really tell what. His show, The Spotlight, seems to be a real point of pride, but Patrick can’t figure out why. This is a great story about delusion meeting real life, and then recalibrating in real time.

Happy New Year, baby girl! Join Patrick and a choir of crustaceans as they sing about their new year’s resolutions and sacrifice entire limbs to Ra about it. Patrick addresses some misunderstandings and makes some apologies for his past aggressions. Lex Las Vegas and Leah Menudo don’t deserve to be treated like common crooks. Kitty Pineapple is still just a gimmicky joke. Patrick has some tips for smoking meats. William Strange is a broken-brained, weak sourpuss of a man who uses being a victim to gain sympathy when it’s convenient while acting like a complete psychopath himself. Summer Sinclair raised her hand recently in a Facebook thread that was asking for female headliners, and no one deserves it less. This chick is closer to Andy Kaufman than any trans Dole whip out here in these streets. Patrick offers some advice to comedians who think that lying to themselves and others in a healthy look. Skippy Sprinkles is horrible for the comedy scene. Davian Velez allegedly loves to wave a gun around and urinate in his own house. The Vegas comedy scene is the most embarrassing epicenter of sad sacks you’ve ever seen. Lock your pet ducks up! Tonight could get mild as fffff…

We hope you’re full of Christmas goose, or suckling pig, or tofurkey and whatnot, because Patrick has restocked the whiskey barrel and charged up his FPV drone for a fantastical flight of fury. This show is about heading in to 2023 with a healthy perception of reality. For instance, is Casper actually a decent comic? Does filming a two minute video do anything to drive your enemies crazy? Is David Lee actually Kitty Pineapple? There’s so many things to talk about in this show, and at times it gets a bit tense, but stay grounded, kids. It’s not about who the next Andy Kaufman is. It’s not about whether you get recognized everywhere you go. It’s about whether you sound mentally ill when you say things, and Patrick is the king! We breakdown The Spotlight with Lex Las Vegas, Patrick gets some angry texts from a man who wears his hair shaped like devil horns, and we learn the difference between getting laughs and being funny. Thai Rivera gives us a tour of his new place in Austin, and some advice on how to keep everything you’re doing a secret.

Patrick gets an anonymous angry email regarding several people on the Las Vegas comedy scene! We have so many new rabbit holes to go down! We talk about comedian David Lee aka Kitty Pineapple and try to figure out what’s going on with that situation. Lex Las Vegas loves everyone in town, but we aren’t sure that’s a great thing. A pregnant open mic comic named Caitlyn Daisy B is being roasted in a smoky bar, because she’s an absolute killer comic and a legend on the Vegas scene. Jkjk it’s a garbage fire that won’t light because it’s soaked in amniotic fluid. Skippy Sprinkles is not good or funny, and it’s getting sad. Honesty is dead amongst comedians because of their desire to be liked. Angie Krum can’t stop posting basic nonsense and falling for scams, but she wants to cut your hair for free…kind of. It’s a whole vibe over here in the Vegas comedy world, and that vibe is delusional dorks pretending to be amazing. Strap in, or don’t. Who cares?

Strap in, suckas! We are all over the map on this one! We talk about the fallout of the latest show about Butch Bradley and his misbehaving. The Sword and Scale podcast needs to be investigated. Lex Las Vegas and Trouble in Vegas are taking over this town! Casper quits YouTube in embarrassment. Patrick thinks people should stop being nice to everyone. Remember Sara Schaefer, the dead weight Nikki Glazer tried to carry around for a couple years? Patrick reminds viewers that before her big MTV break, Sara Schaefer thought she deserved to be a full-time comic, despite the lack of talent. She quit her job and begged for money in exchange for potholders she knit in her tiny Brooklyn bird box. We walk through what Sara has been up to since, and it’s mostly breakdowns and editing punchlines out of her own stories. You won’t believe it! We finish strong with our favorite goon from days of old, Nick Starr. Nick has a new podcast, no confidence, and vocal fry for days! You’re not gonna wanna miss this insane attempt at entertaining the masses!

Patrick is here on a Friday night, and the drinks and opinions are flowing. On this show, Patrick explores Donald Trump’s latest scam – collectible NFT trading cards, featuring some of the sickest Trump memes out there. What is he doing with this money? Who are the idiots advising our leaders? Elon Musk becomes more and more unhinged as he lets his personal emotions dictate policy at Twitter, sometimes with very little notice to users. Is someone after him? Doesn’t he have other companies to run? The White House is probably lying. Wild Fork Foods sends Patrick a very special gift package. Women are confused about who they are and how they are supposed to behave ad relate to men on dates. Delivery drivers seem to be confused about where their paychecks are supposed to come from. Why don’t people remember what tips are and how they are supposed to work? White Castle has AI taking your order at the drive-thru now.