Downtime with John and Emily

Emily talks about office etiquette for a while which is fun, but I swear this is a real good way to learn how to get elected mayor. There’s also some really good music in the middle there. All in all a great episode. You should tell your friends about it. Big thanks to Mike Turnwall and The Burning Sun for sending The Sea over to us for todays episode! If you like that, there’s a whole album you should listen to. Head on over to miketurnwallmusic.bandcamp.com and do that! Intro/Outtro Theme: Ethan Gustavson ethangustavson.com / somepointsound.com Cover Art: Natalie Spitzel nataliespitzel.com

Have you ever dreamed of soaring? Communing with the birds and butterflies? Mastering the Bernoulli principle? Well strap in, enjoy your one complementary beverage, as well as your in flight entertainment, Crazy Rich Asians. Thanks again to King Liar for their song Stay Awake! Find more from King Liar on Instagram @kingliarband or on Spotify at open.spotify.com/artist/6GIrnOXNcqa7W4S5KJue0B?si=LWYQEwwNRyqtv66I12tjeA Intro/Outtro Theme: Ethan Gustavson ethangustavson.com / somepointsound.com Cover Art: Natalie Spitzel nataliespitzel.com

Do you or a loved one have a child? if so, you may be entitled to a free episode of Downtime explaining the best way to tell them about sex. No one wants to have that talk, but it’s important. Were here to make it easier for you. Mostly, just try to avoid using any animal metaphors, because they’re confusing and we don’t need any more furries than we already have. Thank you Darryl Rahn for our very pertinent Music Interlude in his newest single Talk! Go find all his music at darrylrahn.bandcamp.com, then go to spotify, search Darryl Rahn, click “Follow”, then go to Instagram, find @darrylrahnmusic, follow that, then finally; profit. Intro/Outtro Music: Ethan Gustavson ethangustavson.com / somepointsound.com Cover Art: Natalie Spitzel nataliespitzel.com

We just want to do one pull-up. How hard is it, really? Let me try right now. Okay I’m back. That sucked, it’s very hard. I guess I have to listen to this episode to find out the best techniques. Sponsored by The Devil Wears Prada and Postmates at the same time. Music brought to you by Êmia! We hope you enjoyed Psychic by Êmia. If you did, go to thisisemia.com to find more from her. Also find her @thisisemia on Instagram and go follow her in Spotify. Intro/Outtro Theme: Ethan Gustavson ethangustavson.com / somepointsound.com Cover Art: Natalie Spitzel nataliespitzel.com

WHAM! POW! That’s the sound of your podcast app notification telling you to listen to this weeks episode of Downtime with John and Emily. What’s your favorite superhero? Well, throw that hero in the garbage where it belongs, and get ready for a new one. Thanks so much to Donnie for her song Stir Crazy! Go follow Donnie on instagram @whothefisdonnie then go follow her on spotify and listen to her EP “Girl”! https://open.spotify.com/artist/7p5vwStNJm81m1pevrwhh5?si=FQ72qJVdS-CeRLMkLOCrxA Intro/Outtro Theme: Ethan Gustavson ethangustavson.com / somepointsound.com Cover Art: Natalie Spitzel nataliespitzel.com

This episode is all about starting from scratch. You wake up in an open field. There are twenty other people who also don't know what's happening. What do you do? Start bossing people around, obviously. Just pray none of them have a gun, because that will go poorly. If the world suddenly takes a serious downturn, this episode is your one stop shop for how to start a society from scratch. Well, it's really about starting an all teen society.. Which is basically just camp. Thank you so much to Lileth for providing the music today! You can find her on instagram @lilethbband you can subscribe to her artist page on Spotify by searching Lileth and Sick ft. HGods. thanks again Lileth! Intro/Outtro Theme: Ethan Gustavson ethangustavson.com / somepointsound.com Cover Art: Natalie Spitzel nataliespitzel.com

We're back. Significant talking points include: Making the greatest comeback anyone has ever seen, How to lose all your followers, never EVER going on The View, and It's Britney B***h. Thank you so much to Mason McDowell for providing amazing music once again. We can always count on him. Play With Fire is on Spotify so go listen to it! To make it easier for you, just go follow him on Instagram @mason.mcmusic and click the link in his description. Then follow him on Spotify. Intro/Outtro Theme: Ethan Gustavson ethangustavson.com Cover Art: Natalie Spitzel nataliespitzel.com

This episode is dedicated to our favorite older brother Kit Downey! It's his birthday on December 24th, so we just wanted to say we love you, Kit. And we hope you have a great day even though we can't be there to eat, drink, laugh, and drink with you. Hbd, Big Brother! Go follow his insta @chroniccocinero Now that the day of gift giving is upon us and all of your shopping is done, we wanted to sit you down and tell you how you did everything just so wrong. I know you think you crushed it with the gifts this year, but seriously, throw away all the crap you made, bought, and/or acquired, shut up and listen. Thank you so much to GULES for providing us with her song 65th Street! You can find her single 65th Street and much more at her website gulesmusic.com and you can follow her on insta, fb, and twitter @gulesmusic, thanks again, GULES! Intro/Outtro Theme: Ethan Gustavson ethangustavson.com Cover Art: Natalie Spitzel nataliespitzel.com

Emily is still gone, so John is begging everyone else around him to record an episode with him. His amazing girlfriend of 6 years, Samantha Jones, was kind enough to heed his begging and join in on a relationship advice episode! Thank you to everyone who sent in questions! These two are here to help you with issues ranging from awkward cuddling, to leftover possession, to belly-button lint removal. No one said being in a relationship was gonna be all sunshine and roses. Thanks so much to Friends At The Falls for their song Stay All Night! Go follow them on spotify and on instagram @friendsatthefalls, you can also check out their website friendsatthefalls.com John was on an episode of Are We Friends the podcast, check them out at are-we-friends.com or on instagram and twitter @_arewefriends Intro/Outtro Theme: Ethan Gustavson ethangustavson.com Cover Art: Natalie Spitzel nataliespitzel.com

The ghost of Emily past has returned to the podcast to help guide you through the spookiest haunted mansion you've ever heard of. Hold onto your butts while you endure bad wifi, people getting super turned on by being haunted, and the Righteous Martyrdom of CowCow the Monkey. Thank you so much to Sammy Rae for sending over the song Good Life! Get all your Sammy Rae music and info at sammyrae.com Intro/Outtro theme: Ethan Gustavson ethangustavson.com Cover Art: Natalie Spitzel nataliespitzel.com mi8vaeh5

Warning: As you can see by the title of this episode, there are some strong sexual themes in this one. You should've expected it though, it's #69. If you are a child, or our parents, please just skip this one. Okay, I love you, goodnight. Joined by Brian, Jorge, and Taylor of the new podcast "Are We Friends" we're coming at you with a film score by Of Montreal, a whole lot of action for Danny DeVito, and just completely shredding Matthew Broderick's career. Thank you so much to Ariah & for providing us with her song Gold Bottle! If you want to hear more from Ariah &, head to her website ariahand.com Check out Are We Friends the podcast on Insta and Twitter @_arewefriends or on their website are-we-friends.com Intro/Outtro Theme: Ethan Gustavson ethangustavson.com Cover Art: Natalie Spitzel nataliespitzel.com

We're back! In this one, John is auditioning some talent to replace Emily for betraying him and the podcast by moving to Africa. the candidates are two incredibly talented people and past Downtime musical guests Sara Donnellan and Ava Heatley! We cover a number of Sororal topics from Sleepwalking Incidents to Competitive DDR to #JenniferAnist-Hand Double thanks to Ava Heatley for co-hosting AND bringing us her brand new single Beautiful/Terrifying! Find the song on Spotify, and follow Ava on Insta @avaheatley Also find Sara and her music on Insta @sara.donnellan Intro/Outtro Theme: Ethan Gustavson ethangustavson.com Album Art: Natalie Spitzel nataliespitzel.com

Are you a bad neighbor? Look, we've all been there. That's a rough space to be in and here at Downtime Enterprises or whatever, we get that and we want to help. Emily and John are here to lecture you about Noise Ordinances, Fake Boobies, Climate, Strep Throat, and most importantly, Fake Boobies. Hit us up for a cup o' sugar any day. Shouts to anyone else still playing Pokèmon GO, because I caught a Shiny Swablu while editing this. Thanks so much to Steve Hewitt for providing his song Pushing Me Away! For access to everything Steve Hewitt, check out stevehewittmusic.com Intro/Outtro Theme: Ethan Gustavson ethangustavson.com Cover Art: Natalie Spitzel nataliespitzel.com

Are you hungry? Of course you are, it's tough times out here. Sate your appetite for more Downtime with this fresh, hot, mouth-watering episode. We're talkin' Road Kill Cuisine, Low Country Sashimi, and all the Garbage Person Trash Tips (tm) you can ask for in one podcast episode. Music this week provided by Come the Spring with their song What It's Worth! Check out Come The Spring on their Facebook Page. facebook.com/comethespring3 Intro/Outtro Theme: Ethan Gustavson ethangustavson.com Cover Art: Natalie Spitzel nataliespitzel.com

FLEXING! REPS! SPRINTS! BENCHING! PROTEIN! GET SWOL! Learn how to get totally ripped all while learning about monkey research and Ethiopian culture. Main bullet points are: Monkey Cloning, Prison Gym, and Hillary Duff Shrines. Thanks to Tonota 80 for their song Could Do Better! To learn more about Tonota 80, check them out on their Facebook! www.facebook.com/tonota-80-1483944784979290/ Intro/Outro Theme: Ethan Gustavson ethangustavson.com Cover Art: Natalie Spitzel nataliespitzel.com