Seattle Smoke Show Podcast

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, staying high as a corporation, who is your surrogate stoner?, how The strain Snoop’s Dream got its name, shaming beginner instructions on edible packages, James believes all polls are jokes for using landlines to call, Rick explains most surveys are done online, James doesn’t believe him, we find out where the term liberal arts comes from, liberals wanting free things, why the price of college is out of control here’s a hint: government influence, new drinking game every time James brings up a technology that “is right around the corner” take a shot, how Standard Oil helped build our roads, copyrighting solar weed farms, Tesla weed farms are the future, sex-crazed tortoise retiring after 20 years of work, the Ghengis Khan of tortoises Diego, how to handle being too high advice from professionals, David refuses to use a common word forever, did Nancy Pelosi turn in articles of impeachment to try and squash the progressive candidates who happen to be senators, a convincing argument on why red lasers should be shamed in the Star Wars galaxy, most thrown away food is...., dessert making talk that will make real chefs throw their phones against a wall, democratic debate highlights videos show how well liked the debate was around 3 minutes of “highlights”, Bernie and Warren get into a terrible math debate, 4th most tweeted about candidate wasn’t in the debate, we talk about Tom Steyer which is the most amount of attention he has gotten so far, fuck CNN for terrible questions to Bernie and Warren, also for turning on only Bernie and Warren’s mics after the debate, debates got boring because it’s the same answers nothing new from candidates, how Caucasian can you get...well you can go to Canada to look where a tv show is filmed, not a lot of black people investigating haunted places, David making race generalities again, and remember kids driving in a video game doesn’t translate to real life. All this and more. Thank you for listening and subscribing to our podcast. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, viruses are gonna kill us all, e-thot the naked philanthropist helps bring in over a million dollars to Australia’s bush fires, Instagram takes down her IG page, why instagram is fucking up, pandering to our amazing and wonderful Indian fans, David breaks down an Indian social tell, while Rick and James find it problematic, let us know if David is right, Rick tries to bring it back by taking about Baahubali, crazy LSD stories, half a billion animas dead in Australia’s bushfire, Trump vs Iran, Iran is throwing a tantrum, Iraq did not kick us out of the country everyone can calm down, James and David think punching babies is bad, Rick finally agrees Iran is dangerous just for commercial airlines, at the end of the day Qasem Soleimani shouldn’t have gone to a country where we have authority to drone strike that was a terrible idea, CBD products online are considered herbal supplements no oversight from FDA, Rick’s crazy idea to balance the budget and make the US #1 again, we figure out why babies are the worst, bidets are going to bring the world together, Rick and David admit to a crime at a horse ranch, and this week’s hate it or love it: New Year’s resolutions. All this and more. Thank you for listening and subscribing to our podcast. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, welcome to the mobile podcast, David re-discovers how good of a comedian Bob Sagat is, new comedy specials we watched over the holidays, playing online video game in early 2000s with username BobSagatFan that had to be the real Bob Sagat, still traumatized from the Documentary Don’t Fuck with cats, Julian Castro drops bid for president, Cory Booker and Tulsi last 2 candidates of color in the race, America global superpower a little over 150 years, New York has always been white people being racist to whites people, what is the #1 product sold in Times Square during New Year’s Eve?, smoking Saints Joints rolled with Anunnaki weed, discussions of Iran and the search for the lost recordings. All this and more. Thank you for listening and subscribing to our podcast. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, broadcasting from the dark dank corners of Seattle, sriracha warnings in New Zealand and Australia over “exploding” bottles, an intern let James’ cat in the studio then gets fired, we re-hire Melissa the intern and fired Todd, sorry Todd circle of life kinda stuff, Jay Inslee single-handedly stops all vaping deaths and no children will ever smoke again, Rick breaks down the craziness that has been happening in the vape world this year, why banning flavors won’t solve the vape deaths, new law in 2020 no one can purchase tobacco under the age of 21, people could have been smoking for 2 years legally and now it’s illegal?, some crazy things that happened over Christmas, David brings up healthcare for fun, David and James feel healthcare should be free, Rick doesn’t think you can pay for it, Uruguay seizes 6 billion dollars worth of cocaine, angry tortoise burns his house down, David at first things turtles are amphibians then he talks himself out of it s’dummy lol, ghost boats washes ashore, the boys are tore up in this studio, hate it or love it: Christmas, Neil deGrasse Tyson angers people with a tweet, little bit of New Orleans inside all of us, David questions some of the “art” in our studio, borderlands 3 gameplay, everyone switching to COD, micro transactions in games, Beta testing Elderscrolls for iPhone, Elderscrolls Online one-man protest, and one mans fight to conquer the outro. All this and more. Thank you for listening and subscribing to our podcast. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, live from a Wine Cave, Rick explains wine cellars and why they exist, new suicide prevention hotline being setup in US nationwide, Rick broke some podcasting equipment this week, dude in Halifax UK used way too much axe spray in his car, watching someone touch a titanium nail 60 seconds after it was lit, misconceptions on 3rd degree burns, shoutout to Sargento Tequila, screens vs no screens on pipes, San Francisco needed more dicks in their life so thousands of “Penis Fish” washed up into shore, Trump officially launches Space Force, Rick makes the claim that our 2-party system is the best system since democracy happened, apples aren’t native to America, largest grower and distributor of weed in WA raises prices, Smokey Pointe Productions can’t meet demand on infused joints, shout-out A Greener Today on Bothell-Everett Highway, last democratic debate of 2019, Andrew Yang was the funniest closely followed by Bernie Sanders, David just watched the highlights like 90% of America and thought Bernie and Biden won, Amy Klobuchar has a couple nice punches which will help her funds in the campaign, Bernie Sanders brought in 1 million dollars in campaign contributions just on debate night, David’s prediction of trump’s term and the next election and why NAFTA got re-negotiated. All this and more. Thank you for listening and subscribing to our podcast. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, James is back from Mexico, we drinking Mexican tequila straight from the motherland, why do they put worms in mezquil, Alaskans take it a step further with severed toes, flying international and dealing with customs, drug dogs, shout-out Dan Soder’s new HBO special, drones banned in a lot of parts of Mexico, we just discovered the deepest point on land, can you visit Antarctica?, ways to visit without breaking the law, David takes some strong stances against the Tesla Cybertruck, Tesla roadster model Y coming out in Spring 2020, scientists come out and say we are farther away from driverless cars than we think, how many terminator movies are we away from AI taking over, high-fiving for millionaires, comedian running for president chances, Pete Buttigeg looks like Alfred E. Newman from Mad Magazine, David asks the question is this racist?....we say yes mostly for giggles, are stereotypes always considered bad even if they are positive?, How CBD makes you feel less high, proper ratio of tortilla chips to dip, hate it or love it: new corvette, new Bugatti goes 300 mph, and love it or hate it: cryogenics. All this and more. Thank you for listening and subscribing to our podcast. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, we pound 100mg of THc then start smoking, David’s dog interrupts the podcast, Kamala Harris closes down her presidential campaign, Seattle representatives, shout-out to MotorTrend On-Demand...who watches on-demand?, how David combined a religious and gamer joke, King County District Court closes one of it’s doors on 3rd and James, David thinks cops are all bad, Rick tries to win hearts and minds for the pro-police argument, Rick wins an argument somehow, North Bend movie manager receives “highly contagious human substance” package, LA cops set to receive Batman-style device, 57 polar bears descend on a small Russian town, what is the largest land predator?, THC majors start to kick in, Gadhimai: Nepal's animal sacrifice festival starts up, Elon Musk’s JDART, shout-out Tailspin, and does Trump getting impeached matter? All this and more. Thank you for listening and subscribing to our podcast. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, THC Majors, teaching someone how to spot good weed, Costco lost $12 million on Black Friday, Happy Thanksgiving, shout-out to Squanto, how the Mississippi River got its name, why do old people refuse to learn the internet or modern technology?, watching classic boxing, Conor McGregor going to fight Donald Cerrone next year, Floyd Money Mayweather coming out next year with a promotional fight involving UFC, Is Venice underwater because of climate change or corruption (allegedly), someone is wasting their time trying to build a global sunshade to combat climate change, Leonardo DiCaprio sets the Amazon aflame, if we learn to change the weather to fix climate change how long till we start modifying weather in certain areas, Rick’s crazy idea that might actually work to cool the planet down, how to turn the Sahara Desert into the Sahara Prairie, James predicts a future news story about robots popping out icebergs...oh shit here is the article, Rick learns how to pronounce Xhosa, Why is google SO WHITE?!?!, David tries to brag about his nerdy white privilege, we unracisify the term “The Orient”...maybe, special fuck you to Kansas for being next to a state that matters and this week’s hate it or love it: Time Travel and where would you go. All this and more. Thank you for listening and subscribing to our podcast. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, #1 Space movie all time: Spaceballs, The Mandalorian on Disney+, streaming wars, David apparently hates Disney+, streaming wars, new original content coming out, The Chronicles of Narnia, Kanye West’s presidential bid, income tax vs wealth tax, marijuana legalization coming to congress?, cops doing sketchy things in Kenmore, WA around cannabis stores, Is Ice-T a sell-out?, young lion removed from house across from a school in Lagos, Nigeria, 2 prison guards watching over Epstein in jail, Malaysian's last Sumatran rhino dies, cloning, we dream of a perfect Jurassic Park, cats that run on used oil, problems with monocrops, #1 strain selling in Washington and Colorado, how the Jack Herer strain got brought to the US, will Girl Scout cookies ever be infused?!?!, Girl Scouts selling outside of cannabis businesses, Is CBD federally legal?, Special shout-out to Fiddler’s Green Medical Dispensary in Mountain View, Arkansas, Fiddler’s Green sells cannabis in an alcohol dry county!, we find out which country in africa voodoo comes from, this week’s hate it or love it: Robots and we make a bet on the impeachment. All this and more. Thank you for listening and subscribing to our podcast. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, the great Plutonian wars, debate over the color of Jesus, white washing history, bad weed store experience, weird stuff coming out about Epstein’s Island, we perform the greatest ASMR session ever, future campaign promises, shoutout to Vermin Supreme, Pluto is a planet says NASA chief, hills vs mountains, living in a state with mountains vs hills, chimps are killing people in Uganda, idea for a hipster BBQ place, some nerds put a City Gloom Rating guess who won!, sports talk for guys who don’t watch sports, are we ever going to respect the kicker in football?, Ertuğrul on Netflix, David finally watches Chernobyl, Rick makes some dangerous claims about Irish people, Browns vs Steelers brawl, Obama warns democratic candidates to stop swinging so far left, billionaire tears mug, billionaires, poor better off today or 100 years ago, find out who wins the conversation and remember kids Jeffrey Epstein probably most likely for sure didn’t kill himself. All this and more. Thank you for listening and subscribing to our podcast. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, new Diablo 4 trailer at E3, everything is cooler in VR, David brought new toys to try out, smokey point production shatter joints and how amazing they are, inmate died but was revived says his life sentence in jail is done, are ghosts real?, animals as ghosts?, Seahawks vs Buccaneers OT game, segment sports talk for people who don’t watch sports, soft shout-out to Terry Bradshaw for best highlight reels, would putting sensors in clothing and the football help bad calls?, KFC proposal in South Africa #KFCProposal , are chicken sandwiches to deadly to sell?, shoutout Lil Duval Instagram, Jeffrey Epstein’s bobble head, conspiracy theory talk for people into conspiracy, James figures out how he wants his body deposed of after death, the new border wall is being cut down in sections, Rick takes some accurate but not popular opinions, Peloton commercial take #1, we smoke a Dose palm leaf infused blunt, wooly mammoth traps found in Mexico, hate it or love it: Emojis and Michael Bloomberg jumping in the presidential race. All this and more. Thank you for listening and subscribing to our podcast. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, we might get canceled for this episode, rats lower their stress levels when taught to drive, how lawyer Rick gets his defendants out of jail time, did Genghis Khan owe it to humanity to fuck a lot?, we talk about memes, Zimbabwe sells drought-ridden elephants to China, how complicated is sexuality, Florida cops hope Alexa can hell with murder case, alexas always recording?, Bill Clinton in Arkansas, democratic candidates go to the JJ fundraiser, James says something problematic so we discuss it further, is porn the last place racism is ok, porns that once you see you have to ponder life and the decisions you made to get to that moment, woman found dead with python around her throat with 140 other snakes in the house, Rick is trying to rebrand PETA, Aliens may have not spilled oil off Brazil’s coast...David may have jumped the gun on that one, we created the perfect hipster daycare, child labor laws...are they actually good?, we argue hottest Disney princesses, hate it or love it: taxes and Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself #lookintoit. All this and more. Thank you for listening and subscribing to our podcast. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, we find out what James’ pickup lines is, David goes home to the motherland, being proud of racism, THC cartridges make a funeral way better, is Seattle’s population bigger than all of Arkansas?, Arkansas hunter killed by deer he just shot, he forgot rule #2: Double-tap, what’s the first rule of zombieland?, what is happening in Little Rock?, Bill Clinton’s presidential library and what it should look like, teenage boy scales German prison after being broken up with, shoutout to the guy who lived in a tree for weeks in Seattle RIP...well we assume he is dead, BBC has to mention Shakespeare any chance they get, administrator at school fired for using n-word, I’m gonna put this real headline: Indian ‘tiger poacher who ate sloth bear penises’ arrested, after one mistake we have to fire 3 interns live on the podcast, going to an Arkansas dispensary, drugs in Halloween candy?, sealab 2021, South Park vs robot chicken, shoutout Rick’s favorite show: Diriliş: Ertuğrul, hate it or love it: The American Dream, Spain relocated Caudillo Francisco Franco’s body, David was never a baby, also everyone should blame David for fucking up the US economy, we speculate on jobs for Trump after being president, Rick’s ability to impersonate people will bring you to tears, solutions to gun violence exclusive take and James comes up with the worst podcast name of all time. All this and more. Thank you for listening and subscribing to our podcast. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, has P. Diddy decided on a name?, best rapper name yet to be made, glasses that correct color blindness, Canadian health care, copyright infringement from countries healthcare, streaming rights for South Park is in bidding phase and it’s huge numbers, Will Smith is crushing it this year, Rick claims every movie would have been a better tv show, humans got lizard dna in us...lizard people might be real, crazy Russian sports, Shoutout to James' friend Dru (@LLCoolDru on Instagram) for our controversial hate it or love it: Non-consensual consent, we found the trashiest place on earth shocker it’s in the UK lol, new Samsung Galaxy S10 can be unlocked by anyone just by putting a screen protector on, Mexico’s president releases El Chapo’s son after battle erupts, Asia’s El Chapo is just as insane of a story as El Chapo, democratic debates, candidates financial documents released, Hillary Clinton attacks Tulsi Gabbard, Is the consumer watchdog agency Elizabeth Warren setup unconstitutional...maybe, gay rights cases go to Supreme Court, we say slanderous things about David, Beto losing polling numbers and money for the same reason he got attention mandatory gun buy-back, Seattle Smoke Show may have discovered the best way out of this gun crisis debate, we give away too many secrets of the assassin lifestyle, and we talk best way to become a billionaire. All this and more. Thank you for listening and subscribing to our podcast. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, Mark Sargent’s Whidbey Island catches illegal growers with $170k worth of product, we speculate on how former illegal growers got caught, we attempt to look up how many cops are on Whidbey Island, Rick personally negotiates for the southern wall, how to get around the wall from an expert, Tekashi69 been snitching, where would we place him in witness protection, will he make it to witness protection with all the snitching, public defenders, Rick’s amazing lawyering skills, Bernie Sander’s heart attack, does he have the...heart to go on (disappointed in myself for writing that), Elizabeth Warren starting to gain traction, Pete Buddigieg has got some money to blow, Fiscal quarter ends on debate night, the horror of donating to a presidential candidate and then receiving a flood of emails, Joe Biden needs a response to the Ukraine allegations, Ukrainegate gets explained, Mexican mayor doesn’t fulfill campaign promise..., first person to walk in space dies at 85, Saturn just got the most friends in the solar system, we have no incentive to be informed on issues in a republic, all flavored cartridges are banned for 120 days in WA, James has a deadly hate it or love it, we find out who REALLY made the pyramids, Rick discovers a new country and we talk South Park and China. All this and more. Thank you for listening and subscribing to our podcast. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support