Seattle Smoke Show Podcast

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, animals in Mexico, favorite mythological creatures, snipe hunting, Rick in setting up a cult, new show we are talking about next week: Waco on Netflix, look I don’t want to stereotype but forced to when taking about donkeys and Columbia, the horrors behind the movie Milo and Otis, best band name ever The Pupsicles, Rick can’t wait for climate change, guy in Florida gets eaten by crocodile but that’s not what killed him..., bears on cocaine, the new Facebook care emoji, Biden gets accused of sexual assault, science says hold my beer bitches maybe we can circulate a cleaning solution in an organ, Spain bleaches some beaches and kills everything living organism on that beach, Rick read a headline (so he’s an expert) saying the ozone hole over Antarctica is gone, Rick is now re-thinking his position on climate change, crocodiles taking over America, we want all the animal kings on Netflix, we find out who Dr. Deborah Birx was before coronavirus, conspiracies around Bill Gates and vaccines, the letter saying you got your stimulus, Kayleigh McEnany is the new White House Press Secretary, bad experience at Home Depot, Mexican journalists get caught cheating on Zoom, the Pentagon releases UFO footage, Mark Hoppus’s secret company released the 2nd UFO video, Special Shout-out to Duncan Trussell’s The Midnight Gospel on Netflix highly recommend, RIP XFL, and remember to do your pandemic homework: Waco. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, Sunday Driver, touching tips on the podcast, last years hempfest and making plans for this years, Rick learns when holidays are, best Airbnb, the catch-22 with the PPP, non-essential businesses, shocking Rick’s great experience at Jiffy Lube, how much tips are appreciated, we find out about David’s work history, protestors for reopen America, stay at home orders that don’t make sense, hilarious trump tweet video link here, we talk fav movies and maybe reviewing each during lockdown, The Dreamers best movie tune in to hear which are the other fav movies (but that one is best lol), Rick’s excited to cash in on his winnings from James, don’t worry people Elizabeth Warren will not be the VP, we find out David hates the environment and Rick hijacks the fav movie segment. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, singing happy birthday twice to wash your hands, coronavirus tests $200?, price gouging on non-essential items, one of the underlying conditions in New York, Netflix homework, the progression of Tiger King, do only weird people own tigers?, if more tigers live in Texas than anywhere else why isn’t Texas considered part of their “range”, David confesses he has always wanted a meerkat (although he means Ring-Tailed Lemur), Rick accepts the challenge, we find out David wants to setup a Lemur UFC so officially announcing The Seattle Smoke Show Lemur Fights, Dr Phil walks back some comments and we find out if he is a real doctor, Andrew Cuomo seems to have a lot of hype, keeping mass transit open, shout-out to Michael!, Rick finally gets into Trump’s head, we invoke if Chewbacca was a Wookiee defense, online voting, the elliptical machine comes back around, poverty levels and perspectives, Obama and Bernie endorse Biden...finally, the difference between fracking and oil drilling, and have a Happy 4/20. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, James comes in hot, first segment is dedicated to all those dummies not wearing PPE properly at the grocery store, Rick’s in the hot seat this week, James takes us on one of the corona theories that involves ritual murder, espionage and sex...well the sex part is implied , the other time Alex Jones was right, Netflix homework: Tiger King (spoilers), Trump might be the greatest socialist president yet, DNC doesn’t respect progressives, David tries to make a pitch to voters, New Netflix homework: how to cover up a drug scandal, Governor Newsom reportedly shuts down Dana White, bailing out airlines, and what is utilized more Uber/Lyft vs buses. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, James is off his corona quarantine, problems with quarantine life, getting really tired of birds in the morning, sounds Rick makes in nature, new drinking game every time someone in public adjusts their mask or isn’t wearing a mask properly take a shot, Cuomo’s interview each other, the internet is really killing it during quarantine, LA conductor runs train off tracks to alert world, 5G coming to take over the world?, sniper shots that calculate the rotation of the earth, containing the uncontainable, what is the plan for people who are immune compromised shelter in place for a year until the vaccine?, Trump’s briefings are hilarious, listening to Cuomo and Trump’s briefings for unfiltered news, the horrors and agony of going to one store and it being sold out of an item so you have to go to another store, stimulus checks bet Rick before April is over vs everyone else, Trump signing all the checks, Tiger King spoilers next week, Venezuelan cruiser rams a Cruise ship doesn’t go well, and living with the implications of hating Kansas. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, we invent the corona pill!, sneeze guards coming to a grocery store near you, plastic bags are now unbanned, exclusive news Wife Hustle at Safeway, Don’t watch Bono had his house concert or you might hear...Bono singing in his house..., metal version of Game of Thrones theme song feat Scott Ian and Tom Morello, watching Hunters on Amazon Prime, why it’s not ok just to punch someone who believes in nazi ideals...punch actual nazis not fake ones, at a park watching people social distancing shock, the negativity in the news media is hurting ‘merica, shortage in PPE, using the strategy trust but verify with US companies, WA counting all respiratory cases towards potential coronavirus statistics, Joe Biden is not doing great at simple things like speaking and forming coherent thoughts, Biden Campaign listen to us here is what you do, unlike our studio the outdoors is harder to control sorry for the minor wind noise in parts of this and David nerds out so we have to leave also give Starfinder all your monies!! Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, Rick gonna flex, James couldn’t fit into the studio today because of all of Rick’s TP purchases, lines at grocery stores are crazy long, the average age in stores is way to old, “essential” items that aren’t really essential, blackout on other news besides coronavirus, coronavirus has the same feel as 9/11, remembering how you found out about 9/11, going into job interviews in the future and asking how they protected their employees during this time, smoking different joints but sharing a corona....social distancing!!, in world wide weird we find out vampire bats “French kiss” with blood, coronavirus task force talking everyday, hard to take trump seriously sometimes when he uses the best words biggly, trump top 5 comedians today at crowd work, prediction: Gov Cuomo will run for president in 4-8 years, just so are clear on our stance as a company: Fuck Connecticut also Kansas but Connecticut can eat a dick lol, Go Big or Go Home: Spring Break in Florida, favorite quote from Florida kids: “can’t let corona ruin a good party”, also we delayed the mars rover until 2021 wtf people no coronavirus in space, Costco allegedly sends email to headquarters saying no one can work from home until someone died from coronavirus that worked at the headquarters, coronavirus causes chaos to school systems most school will not issue grades, Fucking America: Louisiana pastor still holding service for 300+ member church and busing people to the service, interrupted by a family playing on a closed playground so we judge them, Countdown to the End of the Word Part 1: Joe Biden wants a woman as VP and some kids come invade our playground. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, coronavirus causes schools in WA to close for 40+ days, why did WA have to close the schools in hotspots...we answer it, 100 horse size ducks or 100 duck size horses easy question, trump’s speeches to the US were underwhelming, testing shortages for covid-19, Sports talk for people that don’t watch sports: no sports well nascar is half a sport, new (allegedly) killer chlamydia species discovered in the arctic ocean, Go big or Go home: calling cops over line-cutters, Go big or Go home: climbing Mt Everest illegally, almost Florida governor man gets found inebriated with meth lying around and is let go, Memphis parents going crazy over coronavirus, Bernie’s impact on DNC policy even if he doesn’t win the nominee, Bob Iger confirms Song of the South will not be on Disney+, Minecraft library holds all banned publications for anyone to read, and we tell you what we learned today. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, Elizabeth Warren drops out...maybe Bernie was right huh?, Joe Biden has a spectacular Super Thursday, the horrors of sparkling water and how it’s made, coronavirus hits Washington, if you work with money don’t touch your face, man in Georgia smokes weed gets a 12 hour erection, James doesn’t think Texas should have as many delegates, one of the problems with democrats they are too nice to each other it leads to boring debates that aren’t exciting, Bernie bros David and James are upset about voter suppression in the democrats presidential primary election, we forget that over one million more people voted for Biden than Bernie on Super Tuesday, David thinks if you change your vote in a primary because of another states election you should go fuck yourself, James thinks that democrats will suppress more of it’s own voters in the general election, Rick could not disagree more with both statements, amazing products that hemp can be produced into, we continue with the ongoing Astros scandal, car racing in the 70s had a similar problem to the Astros controversy, David brings up the masked singer and we shame him, by shame him I mean we should have shamed him but we were too high, UFC 248 Israel vs Yoel we make bets, the interns saved us by bringing us drinks we hardly acknowledge them, speaking of the wonders of drinks: THC Major 100mg the Everclear of liquid weed, we have a perfect product to market, we talk about the “racism” on The Expanse and how it seems very realistic, and we finally convince James to watch The Expanse only on Amazon Prime. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, official coronavirus podcast, Rick lives less than 2000 ft away from the coronavirus high school, coronavirus is 20 times worse than the common cold, everyone knows though when you are playing plague the game you don’t start in China, we bring James a surprise blunt check out Instagram for photos, leap year blunt, shoutout to people more on a leap day must suck, during a pandemic is it ok to be a little racist?, James says that talking bad about any other candidate besides Bernie is bullying, Rick tries to explain that less than 100 delegates have been selected and you need 1991 to win, Super Tuesday will give us a clearer picture of who the nominee is, in other news Garth brooks’ fans don’t know football from politics, David says country is the most popular music in America thank god he was wrong!, Rick/James make a bet for South Carolina: Rick says Biden will win by double digits, James says he won’t win more than by 9 points, Bloomberg says he won the last debate hahaha, China to release 100,000 ducks on Pakistan, weirdest foods we’ve eaten (live octopus, gator, turtle, kangaroo), gators spotted in Tennessee and Ohio, plague the game gets banned in China, Houston Astros getting hit during preseason games, UK government employees lost 2,000 phones in a 12 month period, turkey is where white people come from, Uncle Ricco throws and moving to Mexico to escape the coronavirus. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, midlife crisis during your teen years, strongest edible/drinkable in WA, where has caviar gold gone?, everything causes cancer in California even the homeless, if there is one thing we learned from Bear Grylls it’s..., we pitch a show to NBC, Don’t be Welsh, I mean Welch on a bet one of those two is right maybe both, David forgets that Columbus didn’t know about North America yet accuses Columbus of missing his “target” s’dummy, Rick drops some knowledge on Africa/South American relations, scratch that pretty sure Rick heard it from a rapper, was Freddie Mercury the best at sucking dick because he had a larger mouth?, giving it up for Mitch Hedberg, #demdebate, feels like NBC cut stuff out of the “full debate”, Pete Buttigeg is the male Taylor Swift...completely produced, Mayor Bloomberg's slaughter at the beginning, Is Warren against guns? Cause she was shooting at everyone at the debate, we agree to disagree on stop and frisk being instrumental in saving 300 lives every year, Rick thinks one person will drop out after South Carolina, we let James take Bernie Sander’s dick out of his mouth, largest grassroots movement ever from Sanders, except voter turnout sucks and no one is showing up, real life storylines coming out of Fallout: 76 between the Apocalyptic Aristocracy and “the peasants”, why DLC are good for the gaming industry, Houston Astros get caught cheating do you let them keep the win or take it away?, this is the James injects different conversations than what the rest of the conservation was about Podcast ;). Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, we began with a coin flip, James you monster it is still too soon for Kobe jokes, I don’t want to speak too soon but I think we solved racism guys, the guys try to shame rick for his perfect impressions, motorcycle gangs, difference between driving on a motorcycle and a car, driving through rain on a bike, shameless plug for India, did Muslims make a law against being in a Star Trek transporter?, Groom is chases from his own wedding, we find out what David’s perfect trait in a woman is, democratic debate coming up, XFL Seattle Dragons are 1-1, quarterbacks get creamed in the XFL, best sports team names, Lego Masters, honestly I just don’t think it’s fair that we don’t have boxes if you guys get boxes so should we equality. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, Beethoven was the Elton John or Liberace of his time, what the numbers on weed labels mean, how China bypasses FDA regulations, James lost a super bowl bet, corona wanted to be viral but not like this, rich woman locked on a quarantined cruise ship can’t find a way off, conveying contrary emotions in text messages, texting thoughts rather than sentences, is a cryptocurrency in Seattle Smoke Show’s future?, watching See from AppleTV no spoilers, discovering James May’s Man Lab, super bowl bets and reactions, Rick is going crazy for politics, we breakdown the issues with Iowa results, predictions on New Hampshire, David/Rick 4 year bet that Iowa will be the first caucus, Rick says no, David immediately regrets the bet, State of the Union, Nancy Pelosci ripping up copy of the SOTU, #pettypelosci, crazy history books being taught, and exploring ghost towns. All this and more. Thank you for listening and subscribing to our podcast. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, super bowl predictions no spoilers, best prop bet for super bowl: color of Gatorade poured onto the coach, Rick immediately called it, smoking on a flavored joint, only flavored vapes are illegal to sell in Washington State currently...makes zero sense, potentially passing laws to grandfather in 18 year olds who smoke cigarettes, up to 8 states allow minors to drink with parental consent at bars, restaurants etc, military IDs usually get allowed in under age except at weed stores, in WA the liquor cannabis board catches weed stores slippin using military ids and foreign passports, James gets pulled over, Rick has a totally similar experience, James gets massive hate for Kobe jokes, it’s not ok to make fun of Greta Thornberg so we do it respectfullyish also she looks like Trippie Redd, giving Kobe his moment of silence, baseball is dead but here is how to revive it, taking bets on the super bowl mostly people bets, James/David bet: Trump showing up to super bowl, then we make the real bets democratic nominee, James/Rick bet: Bernie vs Biden, we yell at James for bad mic etiquette, he swings that into a pitch for Bernie, we find out Bernie Sanders is in Rick’s death pool for this year, Elizabeth Warren was directly responsible for the no additional witnesses vote, impeachment talk, predictions on Iowa winner, Rick hopes Andrew Yang wins but actually predicts one delegate for Yang, shout-out to Find Steve’s Face, trying to get James to join a cult, hate it or love it: cocaine. All this and more. Thank you for listening and subscribing to our podcast. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff...SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support

3 friends (James, David and Rick) coming together to talk about weed, Rick doesn’t understand what furries are apparently, WA state tweeted out a photo of Sasquatch off a Traffic Cam photo so we aren’t skeptical at all, Rick has too much free time, do you need a show to binge? Rick walks you through Diriliş: Ertuğrul, we talk Betty White documentary, David is trying to convince the internet how awesome Betty White is, how Ertuğrul still influences Turkey, the differences in society between the east and the west, shout-out to Local Roots in Everett beautiful store, the Abominable movie is just a Chinese tourist propaganda film, Rick makes a devastating claim on a beloved Christmas movie, conspiracy theories on kids movies, David gets very white recommendations from Netflix, Senators during impeachment trial can only drink water and milk, Republicans trolling dems, how the impeachment trial will go down in 60 seconds, Bernie, Warren and Klobuchar are stuck in DC until trial is done but they need to be campaigning in Iowa, last 2 weeks extremely critical, James thinks candidates don’t need the DNC (s’crazy talk), Dave Chappelle endorses Andrew Yang, Hillary Clinton attacks Bernie Sanders which will back fire for her, Joe Rogan loosely endorses Sanders, Sanders immediately gets shit, Seattle Dragons XFL starting soon, David makes a crazy claim that heavy weight boxing is boring since Mike Tyson, Rick brings up Deontay Wilder, Tyson Fury and Anthony Joshua, in the 70s Mohammed Ali got his jaw broken in 1st round and kept fighting the fight ended in a decision, Connor McGregor and Mike Tyson share the ability to generate views and excitement, problematic phrasing in Turkish language, Needle fish in Indonesia attempts to murder a kid but fails, Rick’s pitch on ruling over Indonesia, can 2 top pilots destroy an aircraft carrier?, Rolls Royce is making mini nuclear reactors starting in 2029 and hate it or love it: $200+ shoes. All this and more. Thank you for listening and subscribing to our podcast. Instagram Seattle Smoke Show Podcast Twitter @SmokeSeattle Questions, Comments, Sponsorships or just want to send us stuff... SeattleSmokeShow@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seasmokeshow/support