A Little Bit Me with Ted Alexandro

When will this shit fucking end? One thing a pandemic hasn't paused is cops killing black people in the streets. Ted goes full explicit content trying to process this disgusting bullshit. Then in "Old Bits" - what's old is sadly not actually old as Ted breaks down his classic bit on that classic comedy staple, police brutality. Then in "The Catch Up" Ted gets comedian Matt Ruby on the phone to talk holiness in the art of comedy, plant intelligence, and leaving Ted voice mails on mushrooms.

Coming to you from the hottest spot of actual hotspots, Lake Ozark, Ted cashes in on 3.5 mil to DJ a 20 minute set for those too brave to acknowledge established viral science this Memorial Day weekend. And then it's OW! My Balls! as Ted goes 'America's Funniest Videos' in a new segment called "How's The Baby?" And then in one of the longest distance "The Catch Up"s ever Ted finds comedian and former Astorian Jamie Lissow in Alaska recalling their days of rebounds and rebounding classes at the gym!

This week Ted is locked in a psychic stand off with his elderly neighbor. Then, it seems like Big Brother is back and he's bigger and less brotherly than ever! Next, Ted's special Stay At Home Comedian helped make the COVID BAILOUT fundraiser a huge success! And why does every city have to be #STRONG? Maybe some of of those cities are full of human beings experiencing some conflicting emotions? And in "The Catch Up" Ted finds comedian Ian Fidance keeping it #STRONG, even in his native Delaware!

Ted revels in his ability to provoke joyous peals of laughter in his newborn baby bodhisattva - and he's a pretty tough crowd (for a baby)! Then, in the new segment "Life Coach Ted", Ted offers free advice on dealing with the current crisis - and it's worth every penny! Last but not least, in a long-awaited "The Catch-Up" Ted bags his great white whale, the international man of mystery and his fellow Comedians Coalition creator Russ Meneve, who Ted at last harpoons with the help of a global crisis.

Despite the pandemic, Ted doesn't need to be talked off the ledge - but he's open to being talked on to it! Ted takes stock of the recent trend of comedians attempting to ply their craft over Zoom and he finds it wanting! Then Ted recalls a whale watching trip to Baja California that didn't exactly go the way he and Hollis thought it would! Then in "The Catch Up" Ted finds comedian Rojo Perez enjoying his pandemic by doing prison work-outs, grocery shopping with a purpose and feeling ready to vote!

Hot off celebrating his first Mother's day married to a mother who isn't his own, Ted appreciates these strange times that have allowed him to be so close to his new family. In "New Bits" Ted and his wife get very excited in their search for a house. Then in "What Are You Watching?" Ted isn't afraid to say "white supremacy" after enjoying the Netflix series "How to Fix a Drug Scandal". And in "The Catch-Up" Ted finds comedian Rob Cantrell in a meditative place, staying in the moment all while fully juiced!

In today's dispatch from the stay-at-home comedian, Ted spots his neighbors on the roof and fears the worst! Then - a big announcement! The Ted Alexandro empire is expanding, like the universe! Next, in "What Are You Watching?" Ted checks in with everybody's favorite sociopathic sports-god for some wholesome, heartbreaking 90s NBA nostalgia in "The Last Dance". And in "The Catch Up" Ted finds comedian Michelle Biloon opening up about living with multiple sclerosis both in her comedy and her life.

Ted gets a lucky start to his day as his baby son hits the rare infant excretion trifecta! Then, Ted's wife gives him a temporary pass to go for a solo walk around the neighborhood where Ted finds his fellow citizens dangerous - especially the mask-less prancing runners! Next, in "Cooking with Ted" Ted goes full tuna casserole thanks to Gennaro Contaldo. And in "The Catch Up" Ted catches comedian, storyteller, and Instagram handyman DC Benny on a corona-era TP run and considering the future of comedy.

It's confession time for Ted as he recounts how he, his wife and his baby risked everything to pick up 13 whole wheat everything bagels - then took a car ride that turned into a commando raid on two oat milk lattes. Next in "Old Bits" Ted tells the story of previous limits on his movement in the bit known as Mr. Grasci. And finally, in a beautifully honest "The Catch Up" Ted catches Brooke Van Poppelen in the middle of brushing her teeth but ready to spit truth about the ups and downs of a career in comedy.

Big things are happening for Ted - his new special Stay at Home Comedian was glowingly reviewed by the NY Times who called it "Vital" despite not featuring Ted's usual on-stage "feline gait"! Has this changed Ted? Maybe not, but he's open to it! Then, in "Grading my Marriage" (Pandemic Version) Ted revels the how switchboard operator role play with his wife strengthens their martial bliss. The in "The Catch Up" Ted finds Ray Ellin a huge Prairie Head, catching up on his Little House on the Prairie!

This week Ted commands the kitchen, cooking cuisines of all kinds morning and night - is it passion or insanity? Ted reminisces about the days of old when he would ride his bike into Manhattan and was allowed to hang it on the wall in his apartment. And then on "The Catch Up", Ted finally gets to fully catch up with Gina Yashere as she fills him in on her house buying saga which she completed just in time to see the major sitcom she co-created with Chuck Lorre get picked up!

This week is all sunshine and rainbows as Ted releases Stay at Home Comedian, the first Instagram quarantine comedy. Ted reflects on his habit of accidentally making specials, recalling second special I Did It that was also not initially planned. Then in "The Catch Up" Ted finds fellow former teacher and socially conscious comedian Gabe Pacheco making his peace with still living with his ex-fiance during this crisis as well as using the time to focus on helping others through art and activism.

Ted takes on the twin evils of authoritarianism and the word "droplets". Getting the feeling like it's Sunday and they're about to make us all go back to school? So is Ted! In "What are You Watching?" Ted digs into the Netflix series "Unorthodox". Ted's new special "Stay At Home Comedian" is coming soon for free on Instagram and YouTube in partnership with Covid Bailout NYC. And in "The Catch Up" Gary Vider catches Ted up about expecting a baby right as comedy stops being a paying gig!

Ted thinks COVID19 could be our own Clarence the guardian angel showing us how our lives could be different. Then, Ted recalls learning that Bach saw his life as just a guy serving his community - and how it continues to inspire him to not be obsessed with getting as big as possible - in fact he doesn't even care if you're listening to this right now! And then in the most special "The Catch Up" ever, a 3-way phone call with his role models in love, forgiveness, and communication - his mom & dad!

Ted cherishes the moments of song (or sing-talking) that his baby inspires while absorbing the right amount of news, and ponders how Lassie or Benji might help us address the lack of personal protective equipment our country is facing! In "What Are You Watching?" Ted sings the praises of Jason Bateman in Ozark Season 3. Then in "The Catch Up" Ted get comedian and fellow Astorian Greg F Stone to talk pandemic freedom and about the night he did some literally killer crowd work!