That Story Show - Clean Comedy

Telman writes in sharing several stories from his middle school years when James was his Youth Pastor. Kathy's boss causes and Exploding Egg, Stephen's tooth gets a Deep Impact, Fred has a Minor Emergency and Megan gets a Lip-gloss Blessing.

John hates pajama day. James' wife is a bowl flipper. Ricky gets an Early Easter Egg. Johnathan has to go Digging Down Deep to get glass out of his foot. Dan's daughter is happy that the family pet is Dead and Buried. Samantha is the victim of IT Exaggeration and Jackson's sister thinks she's getting Consecrated.

James' son gets attacked by a hawk. John tries to make Kook-aid in his mouth. Siya's father causes confusion in a Pleasant Prison. J talks in his sleep about a farm chair. John is asked if he's on duty. Lauren's dad recreates a bad vacation movie with a Reckless RV. Stephen's little brother said a bad word. And Samuel shares three little stories: Nursing Home Nuggets.

John looses his eyebrows. James needs to be spoken to very slowly. Fiddlerrockstar's camp burns down. Jane has a bat on her door. Emily's baby is mooning everyone. Meghan returns an unused diaper, and Matt gets busted while having tummy troubles.

James son speaks Parseltongue. John is an epic quiz master.

James hates his dog. John owns up to making noises in class.

John gets no respect at Burger King. James' son proves he's the best kid in the family.

James and his wife go on vacation to Mexico. John hates on stuff.

John is more perfect than perfection. Sarah leaves her siblings to die. James really likes salad. MomofBoys is a wet blanket. Tiny gets scammed. Jed's wife-to-be is worried about her marriage medicine. Nathan's daughter tries to rip out her teeth. Nate's wife is too old to attract a pedophile and Sara hears from God in a text message.

Fred's buddy has a crappy camper. James is his mom's favorite son. John's son has the voice of a wedding planner. Drew gets an unexpected shower. Anonymous Wife and her husband have an interesting week of revival. Parker slaps his grandmother and Dan enjoys a glass-filled slushie.

Buckle up as we blase through the best of the first five episodes of Nobody's Listening.

John says The Lion King sucks. Amedly speaks Spanish. Andrew wins a crappy remote. Elizabeth has a crazy friend. Noah's co-worker sees monkeys in his phone pics. Wii has a leaky bladder. Becca goes over the hill. Luke dials 911. MomofBoys talks to a crazy lady and Phil tries to scare an owl out of his church.

Our special guest, Jeremy (Spider Pan) Shields from Neverland: To Disney and Beyond, shares a great camp story about a campground built near an insane asylum. Send in your story this week for a chance to win a $20 Steam gift card!

James brings a story about trying to find a place to relieve himself. John has a special prayer partner. Then we've got stories about people catching a cat, a kid peeing out of a tree, trying to defend the English language to toddlers and more. Clean comedy at its finest!

It's the show after Narthex Con so we share funny stories from Narthex Con! Also some great listener stories that'll put hair on your chest... well, you'll learn what grosses out a chimp anyhow.