That Story Show - Clean Comedy

John tries to convince us he’s not a good person. James flops on the ground like a penguin. Claire has to deal with a tiny square mustache on her son’s German paper doll project. Jake’s friend uses a dead bird for a pillow. Sarah needs to stop winking and Nate St Clare takes us back to November 2006.

Also John is nearly gunned down by a guard. James still have trouble with his grapes. David is taking advantage of an old man. Missy wants Gwen Stefani eyebrows. Cole is saved by an angry angel with a black lab. Katie burns her ramen. William's got a crack in his soul. John has feedback and Emily's husband celebrates a teacher's un-birthday. Enjoy!

Everyone's favorite Canadian Co-host is our special guest this week sharing stories from his time away from us. Plus lots of other great clean comedy stories: John impresses an excitable Canadian. James has trouble with some ambitious grapes. Trevor has a disappointing bird problem. Amanda falls apart at a funeral she wasn't even supposed to be at. Janusz has a huge beetle stuck in his ear. Isabel's family finds a disturbing dental walkway. Phil tells of two brothers who throw the third in a death ditch. Wholesome family fun for the whole family! BIRDS!!!!

James shares a horrible story of the torture and pain associated with having his finger stitched up after a woodcarving mishap.

Rybo has multi-colored puke, Linda's 90's phone does a Rodney Dangerfield right up and into a commode, a 40-year-old thinks she's stroking out because of some bad glasses, a kid takes his kid sister's bike for a ride and breaks his arm, Austin's got a opossum in his bedroom closet, Andy's over-attached to a stuffed teddy bear, Jess goes the wrong way headed to the bathroom at camp, Denisa laughs at her brother falling from a unicycle, and Jojo the Christian Clown reads Isaiah's story about some wasps attacking a group of girls. Plus a couple of vintage voicemails about lost dentures and getting candy stuck in your ear. It's a show chock full of clean comedy folks!

This week TSS is bringing you more clean comedy as John shares the story of the worst Christmas he can remember. James reminds us that your little fir babies are still animals. John’s son’s feet are too big. Christina swears that The Bee War is coming. Katie can’t understand what she’s reading. Nate needs Viagra, and Dan learns to use and lose his fly. All that and the weirdest Recap Song in recent history. Enjoy the random!

When James needs help with a private medical issue, wouldn’t you know the male doctor would be out of the office! Plus James’ eye is leaking, John’s afraid of the man in his sister’s bathroom, Lucas has conversations with his sleeping wife, Canaan has special toothpaste, Clare’s mom is going to lose that toe, rats can stress-poop and Clare wants the Catholics to have a nice weekend. Lots of fun this week!

It's not Sunday but we do have a whole lot of listener submitted stories for you this week! John's son has relationship drama, James messes up a middle schooler's ride experience, refrigerators are peed in, waffles are stomped, and college kids are embarrassed. Enjoy!

James tells the Featured Story about an embarrassing moment at Subway. John’s kids rename themselves. James’ son is an evil comedy genius. We’ve got another Mommy Lifehack, some great listener submissions and the Recap Song. Enjoy!

John shares the story of his nearly fatal car crash from two years back. Plus, what do you do with the body of a dead giant? What happens when you're shooting arrows and your wife has a baby? What does a yawn and a hiccough sound like. All this and more on this episode of That Story Show.

We’re talking about what we’ve been up to for the past two years, middle school dumpster diving, mommy life hacks, asking fathers for permission to marry their daughters, a naked bike race, an inappropriate child, returning anything to Walmart, fiancée boogers. and much, much more.

Clean comedy for the whole family. This week we’re telling stories about: Dead Tropical Fish, Dead Pandas, A Hungry Dentist, and more. Plus our quiz and Would I Lie To You game!

This week we’ve got more clean-comedy spitting your way: A bloody gerbil, Vaccinating a teddy bear, Taking out your brain, A psycho hospital toilet and much more! Patrons get your Bonus Audio.

This week we’ve got some great clean-comedy stories for ya: Puddle o’ Lando, an assistant headed to H-E double-hockey-sticks, Flammable 70’s Shag, Stolen goose head, and why James has to beat his car. Patrons get your Bonus Audio.

John quizzes our knowledge of butt trivia. Christian shares some tips on how to enjoy Islands of Adventure in Tampa, Florida. Graham C’s sister shares where here hair went. So much more. A great episode! Patrons get your bonus audio here.