Clever Name Podcast

To start the show today we got another intro from our friend Jeff who made our last intro. If you need something made, hes an awesome guy and would be happy to help. You can contact him here: Jeff at Autotelic Music  https://autotelic.bandcamp.com/album/podcast-themes-intros contact info: jeff.fajans@gmail.com After we play two lies and a truth where all the answers are really embarrassing things Ryan didnt want to admit yet. AND MORE

Today we have two more entries into our amazon gift card contest and we play another round of Does Dan Know It. This time if Dan gets to many questions wrong he gets waxed in uncomfortable areas. Then Ryan talks about hate speech at work. Lastly we talk about some Fake News and a man who slept naked in a strangers bed with a hatchet. 

Today we announce that our show will be on PornHub and to kick that off we do a two games that could never be shown on youtube. We first play a game where we guess weather a clip is from a Japanese game show or a crazy Japanese porn. Its a very hard game. Then we play Fake Tits Or Real Tits where we guess weather tits are fake or real. That game might be just for us. 

We got sent a new mic from and Ryan opens it on the air. Then we talk about a huge fan Seaman Mike who is starting to help out the show to help us improve. After we talk about Pronhub and the our next show will be uploaded there uncensored so it will not be live. Lastly we play Guess The Drug, where we read a story about a guy on drugs and we try to guess what drug they were on. 

Dan talks about his uncontrollable boners and what he should do about it. Ryan talks about the new contest for a $50 amazon gift card. If you want to enter leave an entertaining comment and our favorite from each episode is entered into the draw. We also talk about the new hats Ryan has made and is giving them away to anyone who wants them.The we talk about pee problem and Ryans issue with peeing at work. 

This is bonus 100th episode! If you wan to see Dan get a Tattoo go to our Youtube page https://www.youtube.com/clevernamepodcast We get dan to sing songs that he doesnt know and he butchers some classics. Then we listen to mumble rap and try to understand what the kid are into. We also do our best rendition of some popular mumble songs. Lastly we talk about the odd meanings behind songs we all know including one that makes you think differently of a Beatles classic. 

We got a brand new computer because Ryan has been working so much and finally paid off his debt. Now our studio looks half way professional. We talk about what we will be doing for our 100th episode and there will be 2 episodes. 1 FOR ITUNES ONLY and 1 FOR YOUTUBE ONLY. Entirely different shows but you get 2 100th episodes! Ryan talk about how he fucked up at work a lot then was given even more responsibility and told he was doing a great job. Lastly we get to Dans tattoo that we will be getting TODAY.

Today on the show we talk about the new show times AGAIN and we try to figure out what to do with our Youtube channel. Dan is getting a tattoo for our 100th episode so we try to figure out what he is going to get and we come up with some pretty terrible ideas!

We tried to figure out what Dan is going to get tattooed for our 100th episode and we have many Chris Hemsworth related options. After we find out whos more Canadian buy answering a few questions. Then we have a news story and a boy inserting a usb cable into his penis. 

Ryan was cleaning the basement apartment that he rents and found something strange. The we play the Billy Cosby or Harvey Weinstein Game. This is where we guess if a celebrity was sexually assaulted Cosby or Weinstein. 

First we talk about the people who messaged Ryan about peeing in the sink and we watch a video of a girl who claims drinking dog piss will cure acne. Then we talk about or 100th episode and dan says he will get a tattoo. We started making suggestions for what that should be and we want you to come up with more. Then Dan has made Ryan a Grade by Grade spelling test starting at 1 and stopping at 8.  If Ryan fails then he has to get shocked with a dog collar until he get it right.

Ryan talks about where he likes to pee and gives us way too much information. Then we play a game of guess that sound where we play audio of mostly gross sounds and try to guess what it is. Lastly we rant about taxes and our show. 

Ryan bitches about Youtube again then we play a classic game of Bar fight or Chuck E Cheese Fight. This is where we guess if a fight happened at a Bar or a Chuck E Cheese. Its much harder than you think. After that Ryan tells a horrifying story that happened close to his house involving baby ducks and its a tear jerker. 

Today we watch the movie that moved Steven Seagal to tears it was so good, Under Siege 2: Dark Territory. In this hilarious movie involves former U.S. Navy SEAL Casey Ryback (Steven Seagal) has left the armed forces to lead a quiet life as a chef in Denver. While taking time off from his new job, Ryback decides to go on a scenic train trip with his niece Sarah (Katherine Heigl). When the arrival of evil genius Travis Dane (Eric Bogosian) and an international team of hijackers cause havoc

We start the show with a new intro that Jeff made for us. Here is his information if you like what you hear Jeff at Autotelic Music  https://autotelic.bandcamp.com/album/podcast-themes-intros contact info: jeff.fajans@gmail.com Dan believes he could rap a better intro and takes a crack at at it. After that we get high and read news stories including a man who "slipping the the shower" and got a shower head stuck in his ass, A teen refusing medical treatment because her doctor is black and much more