Clever Name Podcast

Dan is back again and today a drunk guy in a trunk smashed through his front yard and left his truck on his lawn. We try to call him and you wont believe what happened. Then we go over some conspiracy theories that we missed last time. more trailer park news and a phone call from Spenny plus much more on another long episode of Clever Name Podcast

Neo/Jack/ Whatever we are going to call him now is back on the show and we talk about him being newly sober... sorta. He has been quitting meth for a few days now and then relapsed. He decided that he would continue to do other drugs and just focus on quitting meth. He has been successful so far but just recently found some acid. He took the acid a little while before recording this so be ready.

Last week I was unable to put out a new show. To make up for it this weeks episode is 3x longer then normal. I have Dan(@shit.rat) back on the show to talk more conspiracies. But first we talk about the recent discovery of meteor with THC on it. Then we go through a list the the most insane conspiracy theories and get Dans opinions. On this episode we talk about everything from politics to duck dick and everything in between and this could be my favorite episode, let us know your thoughts.

We had our selves a good old fashion Dab Contest! Crystal (My Gf) and Pat (my Co worker) smoke increasingly larger shatter tokes until one person quits. The we do this show. After 10 mins of talking without the mics being turned on we actually start recording and recap the Dab Off. Then we start talking poop. A man on plan gets a flight attendant to wipe his ass so we talk about the time Crystals cleaned another persons poop in a public restroom. 

Neo/ Jack is back on the show and he is claiming that he is clean and sober. We find out how long and what the with drawls are like. Then we talk about tattoo and make plans for Neo/jack to get a tattoo live on the show. Then we talk about when some asshole stole $700 from me as a teenager and we find out what has happening with that asshole because he happens to be in the local newspaper. 

Today I have Aaron back to listen to another one of the TOP COMEDY PODCASTS IN ITUNES. Yet again it is unbelievable that anyone could listen to this because we almost have a melt down trying to listen to this so called "comedy podcast" Lady To Lady. This podcast is made up of 3 unlistenable female comedians with a special guest every week. Strap in for a contender for the worst podcast ever.

Today I have Dan (@shit.rat) on the show and we talk about his life working on cars. He had a 1965 VW beetle and 1955 VW beetle that he worked on customizing and we take a look at some pictures. Then we talk about some high school stories including running from the cops and girls from our school doing cocaine with the trailer park boys. Lastly we find out what crazy conspiracy theories Dan believes in including MK Ultra, 911 and Paul McCartney is Dead.

Pat Is back to prove a point and that point is that he can smoke a massive dab without puking. Will pat throw up from an almost two inch dab? Then we watch some video and try to guess what happens next. (THIS IS VERY NSFW) Then we show the video we have made for our new sponsor Stash Club. MAKE SURE TO USE CODE: cleverstash for 10% off www.stashclub.ca See what we saw with the UNCENSORED VERSION: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c445afbd6cd6

Today we start the show with some technical difficulties but after that is sorted out we have Neo/Jack back on the show and he has more stories. We talk about everything from why he has missed work, why does he have 12 stitches in his hand and some crazy story about going to the strip club last weekend. As usual Neo delights us with more stories of doing meth(Tina) and we get more information on what happened when a man tried to drug him.  

Today on the show Crystal an I play everyone's favorite game " Did They Fuck A Kid". This where we try to tell if a teacher ha had sex with their students from a picture of them. We go over the hottest teachers who have had student sex scandals in 2018 and last year may have been the craziest year for teacher student sex yet.

We start a new segment called Fraud Pod where we expose some of the most over rated podcast out right now. We start this off with one of the worst podcast ever created, "Call Her Daddy". Most would rather listen to paint dry if they weren't hot chicks. We listen to clips from their most recent episode and try desperately to stay awake.

Spenny is back on the show to talk about his new song and video "O.I.C.U.R.M.T." We also have the actual weed that we smoked in high school called brown sugar and we try it again for the first time in more then 10 years. FULL NEW SONG HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GomMDgjL0zo

We start the show by telling everyone the we will be cutting down to 1 show a week for the time being. Then we start talking about how we lost our virginity and the awful stories around it. We discuss Molly and Dans story about how he lost his virginity. Ryan reached out to her and we read the messages today! Then we play the tv edit game where we try to guess the movie from the tv edited cures word free lines. 

Today we have Kevin Masterson the creator of Tits On My Balls and thebombdotcomdotcom.com on the show. We discuss everything from working on movie sets to making short films to if you got your dick cut off, how you would have sex? Follow Kevin on instagram: @titsonmyballs and youtube: titsonmyballs 

I have my friend Pat on the show and we try to figure out who would have the worst ass to eat. Then we talk about your poop and if your are doing it right.