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Aww Chimp Chimp, God Damn! The Boys™ try their best, but they spend most of the episode talking about chimps ripping the testicles off of their scientist masters. Other topics arise, like the Nintendo DS game “Lil’ Tuckin’ Momma,” but they just keep steering it back towards monkey ball ripping. Sorry? Later, there's a trio of Catholic school girls trying to be super cool and that part has almost nothing to do with monkeys mutilating genitals.

This week The Boys™ touch on how to eliminate The Royal Family (JK JK don’t put us on a list), rad mountain lion attacks, dick swords, getting sexy things confiscated, and the various exotic fauna of Ballycastle, Ireland. Spit your teeth into the bucket, it’s career day!

This week The Boys™ get so excited about Pig Nips and Steamed Milk Tits that they almost prolapse a bone! Kris proposes adding swords to UFC while the other boys pledge Virgin House and drink Gatorade out of a dick-shaped bottle. Also there’s A FULL ON MUSICAL! ABOUT BATMAN! ABOUT HIS BAT-NIPPLES, I MEAN!

These are dark times and The Boys are trying to focus on GOOD NEWS! Stuff like drunks dads, washed up dead whales, trees eating your sh*t for nourishment, North Korea buying your sh*t for… some reason, and dressing up your d*ck and balls as a pot o’ gold. GOOD NEWS!!!

Do you fall asleep to the soothing sounds of Alex Jones? Do you meow like a baby? Do you support mandatory blackface for all babies? Would you harass a substitute surgeon? If you answered “yes” to all, one or none of these questions, we have an exciting opportunity for you! It’s listening to this episode.

In this episode Dave and Joel learn that Chris Sabat was discovered ordering a chili dog, they check in with PooPoo and The Potty Boys on ‘Bidet Talk,’ Mark Zuckerburg breaks the Beast’s spell, IKEA Thunderdome plans are made and Chris Sabat does ZERO accents.

The boys are faced with a serious mystery… I mean a serious MR. E… or do I mean a serious MRS. E? You’re going to have to listen to get to the bottom of this confusing conundrum that may or may not partially take place on the moon.

It’s the Email Hole with Dave and Joel! Those boys get into that most taboo of subjects: SNEAKY TIME! Yes, the time time between around 1am and 4 am when no one’s awake, no laws apply and calories don’t count. Tiptoe downstairs and rifle through your fridge in the wee hours, because it’s about to get sneaky as all Hell!

I Want To Ask 13 Questions About Your Child’s Penis -- I’m not going to lie to you. A large portion of this episode is about the size, shape, color and various other attributes of Dave’s newborn son’s penis. It’s not gross or inappropriate. Think of it like a medical textbook. The boys also try to figure out which Rob-clone to kill, Kris’s new catchphrase for 2019 and the plot to Linkin Park Rangers.

Let’s get something straight. If you came here to listen to The Boys talk about mommy Facebook, Paul McCartney, a junebug superhero, Dave’s new baby, breast milk coffee, cheeky British underwear shows and late night TV dildo shopping, then you’re going to be pleasantly surprised. Everyone else, is OUT. OF. LUCK.

Let’s get something straight. If you came here to listen to The Boys talk about mommy Facebook, Paul McCartney, a junebug superhero, Dave’s new baby, breast milk coffee, cheeky British underwear shows and late night TV dildo shopping, then you’re going to be pleasantly surprised. Everyone else, is OUT. OF. LUCK.

The boys blast off into the new year with this space race of an episode. It’s got Batman’s Butler, TSA talk, f*ckable beach bugs, flavored condoms, Jeffrey Dahmer’s Hot Pockets™, Husband Pranks!, Space Whales… Jesus™, this episode might just have it all.

The boys blast off into the new year with this space race of an episode. It’s got Batman’s Butler, TSA talk, f*ckable beach bugs, flavored condoms, Jeffrey Dahmer’s Hot Pockets™, Husband Pranks!, Space Whales… Jesus™, this episode might just have it all.

This week, the Boys explore the oldest of old school hip hop, Sam Neil’s interstellar space-hell sex romp and subsequent missing eyes. Rob proposes parenting children via “The Wheel Of Fate,” and everyone weighs in on marriage prostitution (it’s legal in Nevada). Gouge your eyes out with a Wiimote and pray Santa replaces them with coal. It’s an Xmas podcast miracle!

This week, the Boys explore the oldest of old school hip hop, Sam Neil’s interstellar space-hell sex romp and subsequent missing eyes. Rob proposes parenting children via “The Wheel Of Fate,” and everyone weighs in on marriage prostitution (it’s legal in Nevada). Gouge your eyes out with a Wiimote and pray Santa replaces them with coal. It’s an Xmas podcast miracle!