Johnny Dare Morning Show

Meaty mountables and sparkly spelunkers were on deck for this rare Monday edition of ye olde Adult Toy Price Is Right!!! Why did we do a Monday edition? BECAUSE WE CARE, PEOPLE!! We're givers. You're welcome,  It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Celebrity Roast....where comedians and other celebs gather in honor of another celebrity to ritualistically kick them in the nuts in a savage display of good-natured verbal abuse. And few comedians are more adept at this form of evisceration than our friend Nikki Glaser! Which is why she was is the perfect choice to host the week long Comedy Central event, "Hall of Flame: The Top 100 Roast Moments" !! Nikki gave us a call from the Cayman Islands to tell us about about it!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bare Knuckle Boxing is, while one of the oldest forms of professional fighting, it's currently one of the newest sensations for fight fans....and Gravois Mills MO's own Sam Shewmaker is one of the sports' rising stars....with a heavyweight championship fight on the horizon this May in Miami at BKFC18!! We checked in on Sam in advance of BKFC16 tonight to see what all is going on in his world!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Randy & Jason Sklar first made a name for themselves as the stars and creators of the MTV series "Apartment 2F". They've gone on to appear on numerous VH1 shows, appear in the film "Wild Hogs", commercials for Burger King, as well as hosting the podcasts "Dumb People Town", Sklarbro Country" and "View From The Cheap Seats"...as well as having one of the most unique stand up acts on the road today...but this Sat night, you'll have to settle for seeing them live via Zoom as they perform their stand up act AND a live episode of "...Cheap Seats" !! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-sklar-brothers-live-stand-up-plus-live-cheap-seats-tickets-141935271217 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SNL alum Bobby Moynihan (probably best known for his character "Drunk Uncle") is a busy man these days! Not only can you find him alongside Ted Danson on the NBC series , "Mr. Mayor" , but now he has a new SyFy adult animated series that explores the dark side of Santa called "The Pole"!!! We talked to Bobby this morning about the new show, offending the easily offended and whether or not Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson should run for president! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For 4 decades, Bruce Beach has been creating a place where people can find a safe haven with the apocalypse happens. The Ark 2 Community north of Toronto Canada is comprised of a network of 42 school buses buried safely underground with everything one would need to survive the oncoming nuclear nightmare! https://webpal.org/SAFE/aaaarktwo/ We talked to Bruce, and...well...he has opinions. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I don't have a lot to say about today's Adult Toy Price Is Right other than...damn, y'all got a whole lotta weird goin' on out there!!! Listen for yourself!! It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's not enough that Scott Parazynski is a physician. It's not enough that he's climbed Mt. Everest. Or that he's changing the world of drones with his company Fluidity Technologies. He's also a retired astronaut with 5 shuttle missions and 7 space walks to his credit. And now? He's heading underwater as part of the crew of Ocean Gate Expeditions, going 12,000 + feet down to explore the most famous shipwreck of all time....The Titanic!! We got the chance to check in with Scott and, as with every astronaut we have on the show, there were many questions!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reality Show producer Thom Beers has the golden touch where hit shows are concerned!! Monster Garage, Biker Build Off, 1000 Ways To Die, Ice Road Truckers, and the hugely popular Deadliest Catch...are just a few of the shows on his impressive resume. And now he, along with late night infomercial legend, Anthony Sullivan, are exploring the world of legal weed farming on the new Vice TV reality series, "Kings of Kush"!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leaner TX resident Tim Hennessy and his wife Deb were hurriedly trying to finish their grocery shopping in the face of the Winter storm that shut down Texas when something happened....the electricity went out....leaving a store full of  shoppers with no way to pay for their carts full of groceries. So, the manager of the HEB did the unbelievable....and let everyone head home with all of their groceries...absolutely free. Tim took to his Facebook to write about this simple but huge act of kindness....and the world took notice!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back in 2019, Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider announced that he was retiring. Well, since retiring, he's released a stunningly heavy solo album, "For The Love Of Metal",  a live DVD, a Christmas duet with Lzzy Hale, released a children's book, worked on screenplays, just finished up ANOTHER solo album and now, this fall, he'll be performing on the Broadway stage in "Rock Me Amadeus!" Yeah...that retirement seems relaxing, doesn't it? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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At one point A&E's "LIVE PD" and "PD CAM" were two of the most popular shows on television....then in the wake of stories of police misconduct dominating the news, the network pulled the plug on both shows, despite their popularity with viewers. But, if you talk to former co-host Sgt. Sean "Sticks" Larkin, now more than ever, we need shows like that to show the world what police work is really like! We talked to Sticks about the prospect of the shows returning, as well as talking about his new charity, STICKS Cares (Supporting The Inner City Kids) encouraging young people in the urban core to become first responders and give back to their communities!! https://sticks-cares.org/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We hit both ends of the spectrum on the Adult Toy Price Is Right today. On one end was some MILFy  goodness....on the other, the toy looked like something your teenage daughter might buy at Five Below or Hot Topic...and I'll give one one guess who picked that one! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are few people that we have on the morning show who can be described as "American Hero"...Richard Marcinko is one of those people. Two tours of duty in Vietnam...decorated commander of Seal Team 2, Seal Team 6 and Red Cell...a man who has seen more and done more than few men can ever claim. As we like to say around here...he has season tickets in the No Fuckin' Around section. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.