Dedicated Slackers

Continuing our trilogy of episodes recorded at the Mercy College Sound Square, this week we are joined by Izy McCoy making his triumphant return, along with singer/actor Prince Smith and DJ Mastermind. All three of these gentlemen are from the company Great House. Kristin is still in the building as well. We cut it short a bit to for a breaking news report. However, to hear Izy, Prince, and Mastermind name their top 5 childhood crushes from TV and talk cartoons, just go subscribe on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers , you broke boissssss. Someone give our fans more money please. We’re broke because you’re broke. Anyway, buckle up. Because this is one helluva episode. Follow our guests on Instagram: greathousevision, princesmithofficial, djmastermind718, and kristicus Theme song is taken from “Face to Face” by Sunset (KRISTIN and CJ) from their EP “i can’t sleep” Go listen to those slappers if you dig it

Live from the Mercy College SoundSquare, this is the first of a very exciting trilogy full of guests who all deserve flame emojis next to their names. In this edition, we are joined by 1/4 of pop punk band The Everafter, guitarist Rich Rivera. They have a show at Gold Sounds Saturday May 12 (TOMORROW). We also have Kristin Millard with us, #1 Dedicated Slackers fan and singer of the theme song among many other things. She's the guest host for this trilogy, so please join us as we venture deep into the distrurbing minds of the Dedicated Slackers. Disclaimer: If you have a peanut allergy or do not handle spicy foods well, you will be triggered by this. Sorry, Danny Other Disclaimer: We talk about pockets once again. You can find the Everafter's music and all their fire stuff by searching TheEverafterNY on all social media! Theme song is taken from “Face to Face” by Sunset (KRISTIN and CJ) from their EP “i can’t sleep” Go listen to those slappers if you dig it

This episode took about seventeen (17) tries to record. The Slackers reveal a lot of info regarding Erek's upcoming Patreon-exclusive Cookbook. We also use the the word "microagression" in the complete wrong context for about nine (9) minutes. We are learnt, folks. Also, music is discussed for half this episode. There's a historic album review from Erek. Unrelated, he had Hank Williams playing throughout the whole episode for some reason. Theme song is taken from “Face to Face” by Sunset from their EP “i can’t sleep” Go listen to those slappers if you dig it

We deeply apologize for the unexpected week off. We understand many of you heartbroken and have lost your way in our absence. Fear not though, we have returned. Kind of. We had to splice together a couple episodes because computers hate us. Also, we are offering a free 30-Day Trial for PenisMatch.com to make up for this debacle. Use promo code SalaciousCunt to receive your 30 days to search for your docking partner, but please browse safely. If there’s one thing the Slackers learned this week, it’s that time is the real currency of life. Theme song is taken from “Face to Face” by Sunset from their EP “i can’t sleep” Go listen to those slappers if you dig it

Fresh off The Nut Button™ sponsorship, the Dedicated Slackers are selling out hard. We contemplate whether murder will affect our sponsorships in the future. Uber Edd also joins us and he’s very quiet. But don’t worry, Tanner asks him some key questions to get the scoop. Tanner also gives his Blazed Movie review, while Erek reviews the album My So Called Life by Venetian Snares. More importantly, Erek gives us the lowdown on his upcoming Patreon-exclusive cookbook that will feature a ravioli cooking alternative that makes use of a park slide on a hot summer’s day. Finally, the Slackers tell some Webster Hall stories. RIP. RIPIP. RIPIPPB. Oh, and we may have accidentally made up a racial slur. It’s not what you think, but we’re still sorry in advance. Theme song is taken from “Face to Face” by Sunset from their EP “i can’t sleep” Go listen to those slappers if you dig it

Very special episode of the Dedicated Slackers as we include 2 of our favorite human beings, Big V and Mike Carlos aka Elmer Fudge aka the man who you can find shirtless and asleep on the floor in the studio. As you guessed it, this episode is all about the PLUGS. We tryna get all the sponsorships. Shoutout to TheNutButton.com, we love you and we wanna zucc you. But also some quality stories are told during this episode so saddle up if you wanna hear about sitting on poop in an Uber, or someone thinking they're pregnant because they swallowed. We talked a lot, so Big V and Mike will be back on the Patreon bonus episode on Monday. So subscribe to that, because life is unpredictable and we could die literally any moment. Yee haw.

This was supposed to be a Patreon bonus episode but that sick wave just keeps hitting, so the Slackers could not record today. There's a 43 minute long Gucci Gang MegaMix, so naturally we tried to pod while listening to the whole thing. Enjoy.

After a couple guest filled weeks, Tanner and Erek get back to doing what they truly love: each other. The Slackers use their alone time to get some burning questions off their chest, such as "Do porn stars have dental coverage?" and "Why do the Property Brothers look so similar?" and who could forget "What if the Red Cross advertised themselves as if they were used car salesmen?" Also, reviews are finally back, as Tanner presents his Blazed Movie Review for Shawshank Redemption and Erek gives his thoughts on Tits Mcgee's Poop - EP. Needless to say, women are respected throughout the episode. Long live Ryan Gosling.

Erick may be dead but Erek is here, which is cool. But in more important news, the Slackers recorded this episode at The Towers at CCNY and are joined by guests Zhané aka ZNasty, Mikaela, Synclaire aka Scrambled, and Lily aka Tynan. Together they name a lot of names you don't know and reminisce about parties you never went to. Oh, and lots music talk. And nuts talk. Very good content. But honestly most of the episode is just spent cutting Mikaela off whenever she tries to introduce herself. Pls follow we_object on IG if you're tryna make a difference. Seriously. You can also follow our guests' personal profiles: Zhané - zmp123 Mikaela - makinghumblepie and mikaelard Tynan - Lilyfree__ Scrambled - scrambledgrandpa The Scrambled slapper at the end is called Follow Your Dreams and can be found on Scrambled's SoundCloud

Back at Mercy Studios, fire music peeps Mini Mac and Tommy Watson join the Slackers ahead of their March 16 show at The Well in Brooklyn. Oh, Erick died too but we honor him very extensively so he can rest in peace so hard. Not to mention we get a very interesting phone call that is rudely interrupted by a class trying to use the studio. The education system, AMIRITE?! Yeah, this is definitely a legendary episode. Erick should've died sooner.

This is it, ladies and gentlemen, the best and most existential Blazed Movie Review yet. Also, we're hit with another compelling music review and then the Slackers rant about the state of music in 2018 and the irony of ignorance in the Information Age (IS THIS TRENDY AND WOKE ENOUGH FOR YOU? HUH? HUH?! HUH?!!!)

Ahead of his March 3 comedy show at the Producer's Club, Izy McCoy plays host during his second hour with the Slackers and honors an unsung black hero for Black History Month. LNPR presents a special report about interestingly themed cookbooks and Erick reviews the Barney soundboard. Mini Mac is still in the building and he spits a 16 after much convincing.

A historic episode as the slackers welcome in their first human guest Izy McCoy, founder of Great House / American Failures. An exorbitant amount of the Slackers' valuable time is spent talking about pockets. Naturally they also talk a lot about some wild stuff white people tend to do. Later, Izy explains why cheating is important in life and discloses the secrets about Pokémon that the Japanese government doesn't want you to know. The trio locked themselves in Mercy Studios for approximately 273.4 hours, so Episode 5 will also feature Izy as well as MINI MAC, who happened to engineer the sessions for both episodes. Thank you, Michael.

Tanner reviews Heathers and stans out over Winona Ryder in this week's "Blazed Film Review" while Erick goes in depth reviewing the Spongebob greatest hits album. Nathan Tortarelli stops by for the segment "Things that Feel Better than Sexual Intercourse." And later, the Dedicated Slackers discuss how wild cartoons used to be.

Things get weird on Dedicated Slackers as Tanner channels his inner Edward Snowden and Erick channels his inner Patrick Bateman. A robot guest joins the pod and new segments "Blazed Film Review" and "The Crypto Report" are introduced.