Dedicated Slackers

SPRING BREEEAAAAAAAK

Sorry for the wait, my friends. But…the Slackers are finally back. We basically recap everything from the past couple weeks, including DEDICATED SLACKERS FEST, Erek’s trip to Mexico, Uber Edd grinding hard at the gym, and our Beach House concert experience. And of course, we finally give you guys the official definition of “zucc” that you deserve. Great news! Erek’s Pamphlet of Phenominal Dinner Meals is now available for subscribers on Patreron.com/DedicatedSlackers. Also, Soccer Mom tier subscribers now have access to all of our very lofi live stream footage from Slackers Fest. There’s more high quality footage of Slackers Fest here courtesy of Bryan aka poeticfingerss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKUw_QB6LDU

This is the post-game podcast following Episode 27. My NeighborDean stuck around because for him, the playground IS heaven. This is another late night pod, so I apologize in advance, as the Slackers mostly tell toilet stories. But they're good stories, I swear. Erek tells the legendary tale of the Happy Meal-topped toilet masterpiece that he encountered in a communal bathroom at college. My NeighborDean also spills more beans regarding Tanner's childhood. Tragic. P.S. this was recorded prior to Dedicated Slackers Fest but it was a huge success. Thanks to everyone, you helped us nut hard. If you really enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl.

The Slackers traveled to the desolate and depressing land of upstate NY this week, so naturally they sat down with Jay Kraft, Brad, & My NeighborDean to throw down in NBA on NBC on the ol' Sega Dreamcast. First though, Erek tries to figure out who/what he does it for while the bois try to convince Neil Degrasse Tyson to come on the pod to explain why he doesn't think the earth is flat. Also My NeighborDean explains why he owes Tanner reparations after childhood shenanigans. Brady reveals his college's racist wifi password, while Jay Kraft states "I love acid." So tune in folks, and you'll hear basically everything you don't really want to hear about, such as how our bowling teammate Big Ben closed down a Pizza Hut by taking a monster shit in the male restroom's only toilet. As always, buckle up, and send all angry emails to dedicatedslackerspod@gmail.com DEDICATED SLACKERS FEST IS THIS SUNDAY! To stay updated and buy tickets, follow www.instagram.com/dedicatedslackers/ This week's special theme music is none other than "Roundball Rock" by John Tesh, aka the electric NBA on NBC music.

This is easily our greatest interview yet. If you're expecting cum jokes, this isn't the episode for that. Prince Smith educates the Slackers all about his spiritual awakening. He goes in depth regarding his song "Kanye's Cry" off his new album A.Y.E. Seriously, our mind holes have been opened. There will be on bonus episode on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers next week where Tanner, Erek, and Prince listen to Kanye's Cry and react. So if you're interested in more, subscribe on there. You can listen to A.Y.E. here: https://princesmith.bandcamp.com/album/a-y-e You can follow Prince Smith on Instagram: @PrinceSmithOfficial To stay updated on Dedicated Slackers Fest and buy tickets, follow www.instagram.com/dedicatedslackers/

As Dedicated Slackers Fest quickly approaches, the bois are podding from some new locations to spice things up. This week, we're live from Uber HQ, where we confront Uber Edd about his addiction of wearing $500 shoes to work. Meanwhile, Tanner is just chilling on the casting couch as Erek expresses his true disdain for diabetic Italians like Super Mario. To stay updated on Dedicated Slackers Fest and buy tickets, follow www.instagram.com/dedicatedslackers/ If you really enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl.

After podding it up at the Great House pool party, the Slackers are back in cozy Sex Dungeon Studios. Perhaps we get a little bit too comfortable as we talk way too long about pedophiles and the real reason why Obama is such a big celeb. I’m sorry in advance. If you’re easily offended or just a pure soul, you’re going to want to pause this episode now, delete it, delete the app you’re listening to this on if possible, turn off your phone, smash it with a hammer, and throw it in a large body of water. Otherwise, uhhhhhh yeah things are about to be said. Oh, Uber Edd stops by too. What a Friend of the Show. To stay updated on Dedicated Slackers Fest and buy tickets, follow www.instagram.com/dedicatedslackers/ If you really enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl.

The episode you've been waiting for (I hope you haven't been waiting long, it's just a podcast, relax, guy) But anyway this is our episode that was recorded live from the Great House Vision Pool Party in Valley Stream, NY. People asked us "you really think recording live from a pool party's going to go smoothly?" Actually, no. No, we didn't. And that was the point. We got you an interesting episode through the fact that we were chilling in the garage in the middle of a party with microphones, interacting with all the drunkness around us. You're welcome. Despite some tech issues which caused us to lose some audio, we still got full interviews with Izy McCoy, DJ Mastermind, and Genetik, all from Great House. There are brief appearances by others as well. The live video that was streamed on IG featured even more guests and will be up on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers shortly and available to our $2 subscribers. Anyway, Great House put on a helluva party so I hope you can at least hear how increasingly WILD it got as the episode went along. Enjoy. There's another Great House Vision event happening on August 9 at Sunnyvale in Brooklyn. Tickets go on sale soon so follow @greathousevision on IG for more info on that and all things that are flame emojis. Our other major guests this episode can be followed on IG @djmastermind718 and @genetik_theproducer

What up. Sorry this episode is late. We busy bois. Also I apologize if this sounds like trash. Erek kept pounding on the table like the lunatic he is and it was impossible to cut out. But hey, we announced the lineup for Dedicated Slackers Fest, so there's that. We also celebrate July Fifth (5th), the true American holiday. To stay updated on Dedicated Slackers Fest and buy tickets, follow https://www.instagram.com/dedicatedslackers/ We'll also be live streaming from the pool party on July 14 If you really enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl.

Well folks, we're finally back. And we have several announcements. We finally got an IG account @DedicatedSlackers and we will use our newly gifted Instagram powers to live stream our podcast at the Great House pool party on July 14. Also, DEDICATED SLACKERS FEST is Sunday August 12 at Muchmore's in Brooklyn. Stay tuned. Today though, we have some guests. 3 to be exact. All dudes. That makes 10 balls in the room, folks. That's a lotta nut. Musical artiste Christian Wendt is here and we premiere his song "Jaded." But before that, he tells us about the time his poetry teacher yelled at him for not saying the N word. We also have Erek's OG amigo Mike aka Dralligator in the building and he sparks a great debate: Would you rather get a face tat or ridiculous gages? Or would you just rather die? Oh, and Uber Edd's back. Man never goes home. We recorded over two (2) hours with these gentlemen, so the second half will be available on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers tomorrow. Treat your children well, my Dads. Especially you, Drake.

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It's the Slackers' 20th episode! No idea how it's gone on this long...please make it stop. I think the exhaustion shows...there's a lot of yelling this episode. But hey our super serious band Unfair Edge just dropped a song for the first time ever so that's a plus. If you enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl. Theme song is taken from “Face to Face” by Sunset (KRISTIN and CJ) from their EP “i can’t sleep” Go listen to those slappers if you dig it

This is a good one, folks. Don't think I edited a single thing out. But then again, I'm a lazy bitch. Either way, Erek tells a sex shop story aka the time he first entered "the Walmart for angsty teens," as well as the story of the time he found out he was allergic to expired sunscreen. We also start our own band, discuss what it would be like if there were designer butt plugs, and debate DVD prices in 2018. In that order. Naturally. If you enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl. Theme song is taken from “Face to Face” by Sunset (KRISTIN and CJ) from their EP “i can’t sleep” Go listen to those slappers if you dig it

Finally back at Sex Dungeon Studios after some guest filled weeks, the Slackers kick back and prepare for summer. Erek elaborates on the time he thought he was going to get torn in half by Zeus Thighs and also explains how one can easily eat vegetables using only pinky toes. Tanner finally has another Blazed Movie Review, kind of. He talks about Trading Spaces for a bit before ranting about the use of prostitute characters in '80s movies. This is a rare late night pod, so buckle up, folks, it's Yeezy Season. If you enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl. Theme song is taken from “Face to Face” by Sunset (KRISTIN and CJ) from their EP “i can’t sleep” Go listen to those slappers if you dig it

To wrap up the Mercy SoundSquare trilogy, Mini Mac & Tommy Watson are back on the pod to promote their upcoming show Saturday May 26 at The Delancey in NYC. Unfortunately, Tanner’s dead this time. Damn, tragic. Anyway, the bois discuss chocolate and candy this episode, as well as what it’s like to choke on bubble tea balls for the first time. Tommy shits on Dr. Pepper, which nearly sparks World War III. Once that’s over though, the esteemed guests tell us what albums have influences their music the most. If you want to hear some new and unreleased music from the bois, listen ‘til the end, you impatient ostriches. It’s a song called December ’16 and it can be found on Tanner Ford’s upcoming EP and can be heard live at the Delancey on Saturday. I’ve already said too much, gotta blast! Follow our guests on IG: @mini_mac95 @tommycentral @kristicus