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We are joined by Alex Shifman, host of the science show "Science: The Show," once again. This time he gets the Sarah and Bridgett treatment. We get the low brow down low on the politics of farting, Skyline Chili, and an ad for Salt Water Pools brought to you by Sarah, for some reason. No conversation bursting with Americana is complete until you're disgusted yet a bit hungry. Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans

The Mayor of Bean Town has just been informed that deadly Earth-orbiting aliens will destroy Bean Town and less importantly the world in mere minutes. Luckily, Bean Town Cop Frank Wade is on the case. Hopefully, he'll have enough time and our elected officials can solve whatever is happening with our communications systems. We seem to be getting a whole lot of interference. Oh, well! To the salvation of Bean Town! Written by Michael Swaim, Abe Epperson, and Greg Burke ---- Bean Town Cast List ---- Old Sheldon Narrator - Greg Burke Old Sheldon - Michael Swaim Delivery Man - Abe Epperson The Old Sheldon Singers - Abe Epperson, Maggie Mae Fish, Cody Johnston Mayor of Bean Town - Michael Swaim Aide - Maggie Mae Fish Deputy - Tyler Brown Flang - Cody Johnston Plamp - Maggie Mae Fish Timp - Kelsey Hudgins Zinn - Michael Swaim Gork - Greg Burke Trish - Maggie Mae Fish Barb - Katie Willert Best Buy Clerk - Michael Swaim Computer - Maggie Mae Fish DJ - Kelsey Hudgins George - Greg Burke Paul - Michael Swaim John - Cody Johnston Ringo - Abe Epperson Shrieking Lyft Driver - Abe Epperson Detective Conners - Greg Burke Detective Blowers - Noah Byrne Frank Wade - Cody Johnston Narrator of Bean Town - Abe Epperson ------- Engineered by Adam Ganser Edited by Abe Epperson

It's all about family in The Fast & Furious franchise. Bridgett, a long-time admirer of the saga, wouldn't be doing her duty if she neglected to sit Sarah down and watch the entire run of the cinematic universe. We know what we're doing here at Small Beans so we included a microphone so you can listen in and witness the absolute madness. See you at the Race Wars! Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans

Death to the Coen Brothers Brothers! Long live the Kings of King! The first episode of our new deep-dive podcast. Abe and Michael start their dissection of all things Stephen King with The Shining. We find out that Abe misunderstood the film for a very long time and Michael points out the usefulness of an ax in a hedge maze. Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans

Michael and Adam visit their local stag station and fast travel into the 2017 metroidvania game Hollow Knight. One of our boys clearly worships the god-moth; the other, not so much. It gets a bit heated, but luckily no one brought a nail. Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans

Adam is here?! Adam is here! How has this not happened before? Ganser joins Michael and Abe to talk about the Polish-French-Swiss art house film, Three Colors: Red. It's like listening to three cavemen discover fire. Our grunts may seem confident, but inside we're terrified. So listen to this boat accident of a review. Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans

BOLD is a podcast about race and justice in America, and a collaboration between Small Beans and Showing Up For Racial Justice, produced by White People 4 Black Lives. In the first episode of our second batch, our co-hosts Dahlia Ferlito and Ivette Ale discuss their signs, favorite music, and most importantly, how social action has affected them and become an area of focus in their lives. Complete Show Notes at www.patreon.com/SmallBeans

Adam brings a new angle to the Paul Verhoeven's 1992 erotic thriller Basic Instinct, and it is indeed erotic. Removing layer after layer of why this cult classic is actually a meta-narrative about private dick films, he offers a fresh top-down perspective (like a ceiling-mounted fuck mirror). Abe is also there. Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans SB Merch: https://smallbeans.bigcartel.com

This time Cody Johnston of Some More News and one-of-our-best-friends fame joins us to tackle the prophetic film Brazil, directed by Terry Gilliam. Please comment below if you agree or disagree with our review. "Sorry, I'm a bit of a stickler for paperwork." And thank you for your suggestion Pick-the-Flick patron sha cla (aka Shannon)! Hi, Jesse! Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans

Well, the Rough Stuffers have done it again! In this episode, they cast their spell and dispel the shell of David Bell who in his youth raised some hell. It all makes sense: the friendships with old men, the improv mosh pits, and the exceptionally powerful cranium. It's also clear that teen Bell would probably still be able to kick all of our asses. Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans SB Merch: https://smallbeans.bigcartel.com

After it got the Switch treatment, the boys gab about the classic Link's Awakening. Adam contrasts it with Ocean's 11 and Michael compares it to Die Hard, but you'll have to listen! to find out how. Don't know about you, but I'm excited! I just threw a pot against the wall! Oh no! My favorite urn! Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans SB Merch: https://smallbeans.bigcartel.com

Here's Michael, Abe, and Tom Reimann yappin' about the absolutely batshit insane movie "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover" starring Michael Gambon and Helen Mirren. The gang determines it's all one elaborate shitting joke. Did we mention it is considered high art? A hearty shout-out to John Harty for using the Pick The Flick patreon tier and picking this film for the episode. What a guy! Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans SB Merch: https://smallbeans.bigcartel.com

Get your parenting tips from three comedians, two of which do not have children! Fortunately, Billy Wayne Davis, a parent, stops on by to inform us that he's got this whole parenting thing figured out. Spoiler: it's not how Viggo Mortensen raises his kids in this movie. It's not as cool, but it's probably better. And thank you for your suggestion Pick-the-Flick patron Zac Schwartz! Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans SB Merch: https://smallbeans.bigcartel.com

Michael and Adam undress and take a bath in the world of The Witcher 3. Things get spicier when they talk about the relative attractiveness of peasants in medieval times. When Geralt puts on that bear armor, hoo boy, take me to the unclear afterlife that is kinda canon! Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans SB Merch: https://smallbeans.bigcartel.com

Abe takes the reigns this time to make the case that this jaunty, joust-y film is the jam. Why do we take old stories and dress them up in modern clothing? What's the point? Adam is also there. Sometimes Abe gets too excited and someone needs to settle him down a bit. Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans SB Merch: https://smallbeans.bigcartel.com