Profession Confession

Going potty at the table, card counters, cheats, Big money, handjobs under the table, Sad losers, how how to tip, angry wives, addicts, and what dealers do when they hate you.  Confessions of a BlackJack Dealer!!  We had a really fun conversation with Charlie, a veteran blackjack dealer and pit boss.  With over a decade in the business, she started in a small rural casino in Wisconsin before she made her move to a large metropolitan casino.   Check us out on Facebook, Twitter, or ProfessionConfession.com for pictures and more! ***please SHARE, RATE, & SUBSCRIBE Subscribe to our new YOUTUBE channel for episode highlights, video clips, bonus content, and stand up from Gabe and cohosts. This episode is co-hosted by Isaac Witty (Conan, Letterman) If you’d like to be a guest on our show, or book Gabe for a show/event, contact us at: info@professionconfession.com    

Part 2 of 2 Confessions of a Stripper! Her teenage dream led her to six figures, freaky stalkers, selling her thongs, socks, and being paid to fart on a man’s limp pecker ($300).  Brynn was bubbly fun in the studio.   Check us out on Facebook, Twitter, or ProfessionConfession.com for pictures of Brynn (and more). ***please SHARE, RATE, & SUBSCRIBE Subscribe to our new YOUTUBE channel for episode highlights, video clips, bonus content, and stand up from Gabe and cohosts. EPISODE SUMMARY: Once again, men are even more disgusting than we thought.  Bubbly Brynn tells us her great origin story.  How she got the job and how much money she makes.  We talk about the psychology of it, and the pitfalls of not using a fake name (which includes a very scary stalker).   Jealous customers, jealous strippers, and the complicated dynamic with women customers.  She tells us about the off menu items:  her game worn thong, socks, and farting on a man’s pecker for $300.  She was a great guest.   This episode is cohosted by comedian Isaac Witty (Letterman, Conan, Comedy Central) Profession Confession with Gabe Noah is taped in Minneapolis MN If you’d like to be a guest on our show, or book Gabe for a show/event, contact us at: info@professionconfession.com    

Part 1 of 2 Confessions of a Stripper!   Working the customers, Money, Dry Riders, THE  PERIOD SITUATION, snail trails, breast milk money, and STRIPPER PET PEEVES. Check us out on Facebook, Twitter, or ProfessionConfession.com for pictures of Bee (and more).   ***please SHARE, RATE, & SUBSCRIBE Subscribe to our new YOUTUBE channel for episode highlights, video clips, bonus content, and stand up from Gabe and cohosts. EPISODE SUMMARY: Men are even more disgusting than we thought, and we thought they were disgusting.  Veteran dancer, and sexy dragon lady Bee breaks down everything from how strippers actually get paid, how much they have to pay in to the club, promotional methods, the lies they tell men to get money (multiple layers of them), what they laugh at customers about, stripper hierarchy, the period situation, pro athletes, and what goes on in VIP (and how far people have gone).  This episode has a moment that somehow shocked us all....Her Pet Peeve is beyond the pale.  I know that sounds like click bait, but this backs it up.....in fact, I suppose a trigger warning is in order.   This episode is cohosted by comedian Isaac Witty (Letterman, Conan, Comedy Central) Profession Confession with Gabe Noah is taped in Minneapolis MN If you’d like to be a guest on our show, or book Gabe for a show/event, contact us at:  info@professionconfession.com    

SPECIAL EPISODE PART 4 of 4 Audio diary of a Los Angeles Heroin addict. Comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (Craig Ferguson) interviews comedian Gabe Noah about his years long descent into addiction. Tales of wild fun and excitement careen among raw introspection and difficult truths (still generally funny though...this is sounding too depressing). Part 4  Tevin’s favorite episode.  We find our hero desperate, hopeless, and trying to stave off the party police.  A call for mommy and daddy, the sportsman’s lodge, and the special kind of AGONY that is withdrawal.  Fallout. This episode is hosted by comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (late late show with Craig Ferguson). Please rate and subscribe! professionconfession.com @gabenoahpodcast    

SPECIAL EPISODE PART 3 of 4 Audio diary of a Los Angeles Heroin addict. Comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (Craig Ferguson) interviews comedian Gabe Noah about his years long descent into addiction. Tales of wild fun and excitement careen among raw introspection and difficult truths (still generally funny though...this is sounding too depressing). Part 3 is where it starts getting hairy.  Overdosing prostitutes, partying at Prince’s house and The ugly parts of daily addiction. This episode is hosted by comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (late late show with Craig Ferguson). Please rate and subscribe! professionconfession.com @gabenoahpodcast    

SPECIAL EPISODE PART 2 of 4 Audio diary of a Los Angeles Heroin addict. Comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (Craig Ferguson) interviews comedian Gabe Noah about his years long descent into addiction. Tales of wild fun and excitement careen among raw introspection and difficult truths (still generally funny though...this is sounding too depressing). Part 2 picks up with more about The Pedros" (Mexican mafia drug dealers) and their well oiled Black Tar Heroin delivery system and Gabe's idiotic attempts to steal from them.  We also hear about Gabe's new friendship with neighbor Greg, a luminary of west coast punk and devoted White Supremacist.  Greg's apartment was a dirty salon for various users and is the site of Gabe's first overdosed prostitute story.  This episode is hosted by comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (late late show with Craig Ferguson).  Please rate and subscribe! professionconfession.com @gabenoahpodcast    

SPECIAL EPISODE PART 1 of 4 Audio diary of a Los Angeles Heroin addict.  Comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (Craig Ferguson) interviews comedian Gabe Noah about his years long descent into addiction.  Tales of wild fun and excitement careen among raw introspection and difficult truths (still generally funny though...this is sounding too depressing).  It’s all here!  The Mexican mafia, the Pedro's, junky guitar players, sex dolls, wheel chairs working at Prince's house, collecting bottles, stealing, failing at comedy, Bruce Willis on acid, arguing with Jude law, and where to cop dope in Hollywood until you crash and burn and learn the meaning of regret.  A life worth podcasting about! (?)  

Our most educational episode!  Timmy has sold crack for 20 years (which is two less than he spent in prison) and he gives step by step instructions on how to make your own crack at home!   Special Christmas Crack recipe included!  This one Has moments that are as dark and gritty as it gets.  Beatings, gabe asking about sexual favors, Timmy in reverie about sexual favors, prison culture, brutal prison rape, and no resolution whatsoever.   Hosted by Gabe Noah Cohosted by Isaac Witty  produced by Tevin Pittman executive producer:  Ashley Schiller

Timmy is an old school pimp.  Not the type you see in movies, the type born of poverty and hopelessness.  We talk about his tragic entrance into the game, stuffing women in trunks, gorilla pimps, sweet Pimps, murder, money, and stomping pedophiles.   Hosted by Gabe Noah Co Hosted by Isaac Witty (david letterman, Conan) Produced by Tevin Pittman

This week's guests are action news cameramen.  They make their living chasing the news wherever, and whatever it is.  Horrific tragedy, threats, adrenaline, gruesome traffic accidents, live suicides, celebrities, and what it's like to knock on the front door of someone caught in a scandal.  Hosted by Gabe Noah.  Produced by Tevin Pittman

MINI-EPISODE:  Emerson lived a real life gay porn fantasy camp.  Infact, his story about his first time doing gay porn would make a very good gay porn.  This mini-episode focuses on his very first time performing in a pornographic movie.  Follow him from sending in his video to being flown to New York and being paired with his favorite porn actor.  Also, hear about Gabe's close call with a predatory exhibitionist.  The episode of Profession Confession was recorded in Minneapolis MN.   Hosted by Gabe Noah  co-hosted by Kjell Bjorgen produced by Tevin Pittman  

An instant favorite. Frankie works as a therapist with prisoners convicted of sex offenses.  Everyday she sits face to face with rapists, child molesters, and every variation therof.  We talk about whether they are born or made, various therapies (rotting meat, penile monitoring), and hear some rough stories.  Though the subject matter is repulsive, this is one of our finest episodes.  Comedian Colleen Justice joins Gabe Noah for this unbelievable interview.

 "James" was part of an Elite Special Ops group that hunted high value targets including Bin Laden. This is military porn with soul:  hand to hand fight to the death, battling out of an ambush, undercover and alone in hostile territory, one man bomb strikes, brutal imagery, inhuman cruelty, child soldiers, and the incredible price he and other veterans all pay.   Please share, rate, and subscribe.   This episode was cohosted by comedian Bryan Miller.  Bryan has appeared on CBS’s The Late Late Show, The Bob & Tom Show and has a podcast with comedian Tim Slagle called "Rule of Three."   more info at: BryanMillerComedy.com Profession Confession is hosted by Gabe Noah.  Check out his stand up and sketch comedy work at Professionconfession.com produced by Tevin Pittman

Have you ever been shot?  Reefa Rei "Trae 8th" of the Maniac Insane clique is lured into an ambush and shot through the back, into the heart, and out his chest.  Shock, fear, squirting blood, a ruined BBQ, white people, and his fight for survival all added up our first Profession Confession "mini" episode.  (Portion of unaired episode) Profession Confession is hosted by stand up comedian Gabe Noah (The Turkeys, Cracked, Fox's "On the Fly, Rooftop Comedy, standup records) and produced/cohosted with Tevin Pittman (cloud nine productions). This episode's guest co-host is comedian Chris Maddock (The Turkeys, Stand Up Records, etc) BUY HIS ALBUM "point of entry" on Grammy winning Stand Up Records here: Point of Entry by Chris Maddockhttps://itun.es/us/rlA8E  

Radio Hall of Famer, Tom Barnard stopped by and talked about his illustrious career. Hear how he beat out Howard Stern from the Minneapolis market.