Profession Confession

WARNING controversial, insensative jokes and cringe worthy stories throughout this episode. This is an extremely dark episode and like all of our other guests, Linda Ann, laughs her way through a dark and depressing career path. She takes phographs of dead babies for families in hospitals. When you are constantly around people on the worst day of their lives you will develope a dark sense of humor. We in no way are making fun of the families or their situation. We simply are trying not to cry as we navigate this unbelievable episode.  Check out our Patreon Page! https://www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast Show Notes: 6:11- How do you get started? 14:00- Family holds dead baby. 15:00- Hardest picture to take? 15:45- Uterine Abruption  17:00- Different ways babys die 23:00- Maintaining relationships with families 24:20- First picture 26:45- Snack break 28:00- Catching baby's only smile 30:00- What do you say to families? 31:20- Saddest person in the room 32:30- Do you cry? 34:30- Holding dead baby at funeral 37:30- Stealing pictures 41:15- Baby survived 43:00- Little sister asks a million questions 44:15- Religous outlook 46:50- Building wells in Africa 49:00- People accidentally seeing dead baby pictures 51:00- Art form? 52:15- Taking pictures of a friend's baby  53:15- Getting good pictures

Gross, gorey, funny and shocking! This episode has it folks. Lilly certainly didn't disapoint with stories from her time as a paramedic. She has seen missing limbs, bus accidents, sex injuries and anything else you can imagine. The Brown Bomber believes this could be the best episode we've done so far! Is he right? Let us know what you think about this episode on Facebook and Twitter.   Co-Host: Isaac Witty   Show Notes: Facebook Questions (3:54) Torn Testicles (6:00) Saving Paco (8:00) Difference Between Paramedic and EMT (10:00) Dealing With Gawkers (13:00) Common Drug Calls (15:42) Gabe Saves a Prostitute (16:45) Narcan (18:50) Becoming a Paramedic (20:45) Adrenaline Rush? (21:50) Career Life Expectancy (23:45) Sex Injuries (25:30) Gabe's Most Terrifying Shit (26:45) Saving Lives (33:30) Rescue Pod (38:45) Rivals? (43:00) Emotional Breakdown (44:25) Worst Death (46:00) Hit By a Bus (48:30) Most Pain someone Has Been In (53:26) Spotting Fakers (57:00) Organ Donors (59:30) Gross Patient (1:07:00) Embarassing Moments (1:09:30) Baby Sitter Call (1:14:15) Isaac's Porn Prank (1:16:15) World's Worst Son (1:19:10) Blame Yourself? (1:25:15) Torn Asshole (1:28:00) Funny Death (1:30:00) Question We All Want Answered (1:32:00) Cutting Off Hand (1:32:30)

The second, and final, part to our Army Sniper episode. We continue to get to know Sam, including his dark chilghood. We uncover some more jaw dropping military stories that left us speechless. He has been stabbed, blown-up and shot. He also talks about fighting child soldiers and what it was like to transition back into the real world.   If you haven't done so already please rate and share each episode!   Enjoy!

The highly anticipated Army Sniper Episode is here! We sat down with Sam, an Army Sniper who worked his way up from infantry. He has nearly done it all. Long distance head shots from 1,200 yrds, high value targets and 3 tours under "Don't Ask, Don't Tell". We also learn what is reffered to as "pink mist" and why it is such a satisfying site for a sniper.   Co-host for this episode is the world renowned comedian, Chris Maddock. He really stepped up his game this episode and delivered one of the best wedding lines you could ever say.   As always you'll hear the voice of the producer, Tevin Pittman, AKA the Brown Bomber.   Thank you for listening!    Don't Forget to rate and share!

The next installment of our Televsion Debut series brings us Steve Gillespie. He tells us about his national TV debut on Conan. He nearly missed out on the once in a lifetime opportunity by not having his voicemail set up. He also reveals some of the back stage antics he and his brother pulled.   Please rate and share the episode!

Who you gonna call? These guys hunt casper and seek out the flying dutchman. These ghost hunters have spent time in some of the nation's spookiest places, looking for anything paranormal.   As always, we will love you if you rate and share the show!

Kyle has lived a life that is straight from a Hollywood film. He was involved in a police chase which ended in a hostage standoff. After doing everything by the book and recieving awards and praise for his actions, listen to why his face was all over the newspaper with a negative headline. This is one of our most jaw dropping and unexpected reveals yet.   Please tell all your friends about the show. We appreciate all the love and support!

#35- Computer Hacker

#34- Swinger Sex Fest

We really had a blast talking and laughing and cringing with a Doula (birthworker)!  Don’t miss this one.  For over a decade she’s had a front row seat for the most gutteral, stinky, slimy, painful, perilous, joyous, beautiful, and emotionally profound of all human experiences: child birth.   Comedy MILF Colleen Justice joins world’s greatest DILF (Gabe) for a discussion that was as gross and perverted as it was interesting and informative.   SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR DOULA AND CHECK OUT EPISODE 3 WITH COLLEEN (one of Gabe’s very favorite episodes) !!!!    S  H  A  R  E            R  A  T  E      SUBSCRIBE!! *************************************** If you are interested in learning more about Doulas (or would like to get in touch with Angie), contact us via Facebook, Twitter, or email us at info@professionconfession.com *************************************** ———> Go see Colleen perform this Friday Jan 19th at HOOK AND LADDER THEATER for the taping of CHRIS MADDOCK’S ALBUM for STAND UP RECORDS!   For more info: chrismaddock.com  *and check out episode 3 (mother to special needs child).   ProfessionConfession.com      

New series in which Gabe interviews comedians about their network television debut.  A backstage look at the circumstances, preparation, and psychosis that come with it.  Also, We ask about meeting the host and if they got any sex and/or money because of it.  Each episode ends with Gabe, Tevin, and guest listening to the set (which seems to be excruciating for everyone). In the first episode, Comedian Tim Harmston tells us about his Network television debut on The Late Show with David Letterman.  *note:  NO COMEDIAN SHOULD BE JUDGED BY THEIR TELEVISED PERFORMANCES.  Go see them live at any opportunity.  For more on Tim, go to: timharmston.com        

This podcast has some of the most gripping depictions of gang and prison violence we’ve ever heard. The life and times of Bandit:  part 3 contains kidnapping, smuggling, drugs, mind games, reflection, and an ending we didn’t see coming.  The guys reconvene a couple nights later to ask more prison questions, and revisit some things from the previous episodes.  We get more great stories, and begin to wind the episode down by asking him to reflect on his past.  Like any good story, as the end nears and conclusions are drawn, everything changes.   Bandit reflects on  one of his most heinous deeds and his feelings about regret, which left us questioning our own intuition.   For pictures of Bandit, videos of gang signs, and more check us out at: FACEBOOK: @professionconfession Twitter: @gabenoahpodcast Website: ProfessionConfession.com **SUBSCRIBE To our new YouTube page for highlight clips, extras, and more: ***please SHARE, RATE, & SUBSCRIBE*** This episode is cohosted by comedian Isaac Witty (Letterman, Conan, Comedy Central) Profession Confession with Gabe Noah is taped in Minneapolis MN If you’d like to be a guest on our show, or book Gabe for a show/event, contact us at: info@professionconfession.com          

   Part 2 focuses on Bandits time in prison and contains the most intense podcasting we’ve ever done. Bizarre prison rape courtesy of Strawberry, ski mask masturbation, shower fights, stabbings, little Debbie mind games, having sex with guards, being checked, hunted, fucked with, all without ever getting “put in the box”. For pictures of Bandit, videos of gang signs, and more check us out at: FACEBOOK: @professionconfession Twitter: @gabenoahpodcast Website: ProfessionConfession.com **SUBSCRIBE To our new YouTube page for highlight clips, extras, and more:  ***please SHARE, RATE, & SUBSCRIBE*** This episode is cohosted by comedian Isaac Witty (Letterman, Conan, Comedy Central) Profession Confession with Gabe Noah is taped in Minneapolis MN If you’d like to be a guest on our show, or book Gabe for a show/event, contact us at: info@professionconfession.com    

This podcast has some of the most gripping depictions of gang and prison violence we’ve ever heard.  The life and times of Bandit:  At 8 years old he attempted to kill his step dad (with more success later), entered gang life at 10 years old.  By 15, he was a Sureno known for screwdriver stabbings, regular stabbings, forehead slashing, beating someone into a coma, getting beat cross eyed and his numerous “takings” on his way to fulfilling a Surenos destiny of going to max security prison.   Part 2 focuses on his time in prison and contains the most intense hour of podcasting we’ve ever done.  Bizarre prison rape courtesy of Strawberry, ski mask masturbation, shower fights, stabbings, little Debbie mind games, having sex with guards, being checked, hunted, fucked with, all without ever getting “put in the box”.   For pictures of Bandit, videos of gang signs, and more check us out at: FACEBOOK: @professionconfession Twitter: @gabenoahpodcast Website: ProfessionConfession.com **SUBSCRIBE To our new YouTube page for highlight clips, extras, and more: ***please SHARE, RATE, & SUBSCRIBE*** This episode is cohosted by comedian Isaac Witty (Letterman, Conan, Comedy Central) Profession Confession with Gabe Noah is taped in Minneapolis MN If you’d like to be a guest on our show, or book Gabe for a show/event, contact us at: info@professionconfession.com          

We had an absolutely great conversation with former Blackjack Dealer/Gambling Addict (and current comedian) Mark Poolos.  Gabe and Mark are joined by comedian and degenerate gambler Steve Gillespie (conan, under our covers) for what Tevin declared a “top 5 episode”.  Mark starts by adding to the blackjack dealer conversation with some really interesting stuff about dealers being tagged as “dumpers” or winners, Pit boss sabotaging hot streaks, how to get free stuff, and George Carlin’s affect on casino winnings.  The conversation then turns to the story of Mark’s gambling addiction and all the highs, lows, and fallout associated.   Check us out on Facebook, Twitter, or ProfessionConfession.com for pictures of Bee (and more). ***please SHARE, RATE, & SUBSCRIBE Subscribe to our new YOUTUBE channel for episode highlights, video clips, bonus content, and stand up from Gabe and cohosts. Profession Confession with Gabe Noah is taped in Minneapolis MN If you’d like to be a guest on our show, or book Gabe for a show/event, contact us at: info@professionconfession.com   co-host: Steve Gillespie: Check out his podcast: Under Our Covers https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/under-our-covers/id1252295782?mt=2  Stand up info/booking:  www.gillespiecomedy.com   Guest- Mark Poolos. Check out his podcast “One Step From the Spotlight” https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/one-step-from-the-spotlight/id1280089885?mt=2 Stand up info/booking: https://www.markpoolos.com/     Show Rundown: Nicknames Blackjack Graveyard Shift Dealer Gambling as a Teenager Hardest Part of Blackjack Messing up the Deal Mystic Lake Casino First Time Dealing? Blackjack Costumes Blackjack Locker Room  High Stakes Dealing $57,000 Payout to Postman Being a Dumper Gave Away $30,000 Steve Doesn't Tip Gabe Is George Clooney Took $12,000 From Old Woman Crying at the Table Seizures Masturbating While Playing Sleeping in the Car Suicide in the Hotel Fights at the Table Cheaters Never Win Stealing $250,000 George Carlin How to get Free Shit Gambling Addiction Wrestlemania Three Straight Days at the Mirage Slot Machines Seeing Other People Win Brother Commits Suicide Rock Bottom Regrets Hiding the Addiction Losing $4,000 in a Night Help For Addicts