Bollywood Boys Podcast

soundtrack? slaps. the movie? pretty damn good! you’d think this is the kind of Bollywood movie that starts simple and fun but in act three there’s a random turn, everybody gets stabbed, and an alien steals the girl - but thankfully that doesn’t happen! srk and mahima shine in a movie that’s refreshingly not just straight up romance, but an enlightening immigrant story! get comfy meri mehboobas, it’s a good one. oh also fuck alok nath.

There’s no way around it, this is a sad one. The Boys dive deep into a discussion of India’s flawed education system, learning disabilities, and of course - stern brown dads. The only source of comic relief in this movie is Aamir Khan’s early 2000s faux-hawk. Grab some tissues and cuddle up with a loved one, a stuffed animal, or body pillow because in the words of a sad Trey Songz, “

Is Shahrukh Khan the only one who could play Devdas? Would Tiffany Haddish be a good Chandramukhi? Does sniffing someone’s neck on a log in the moonlight count as third base? We answer all of these questions and more as we discuss the 2002 classic Lilo & Stitch. Just kidding, it’s obviously Devdas you lil bastards.

It’s been a long time. We shouldnta left you, without a podcast to step to. The boys are back! They answer your hot q’s about bollywood, life, love, and finally solve the mystery of the zodiac killer. Only one of those things is a lie and you’ll have to listen to find out.

Yaadein? More like Yawn-dein, am I right? The music is fire, but any movie centered around Jackie Shroff is gonna struggle. Man's claim to fame is just looking like Saagar's dad. A 2001 time capsule filled with thin eyebrows, frameless glasses, and orange-haired Amrish Puri you can’t unsee. Best thing Yaadein produced was our recreation of the movie poster. An army of Hrithiks aren't enough to give this movie the legs it needs ;) Follow us! Bollywood Boys - www.instagram.com/bwoodboyz www.twitter.com/bwoodboyz www.facebook.com/ratedesi Saagar Shaikh - www.instagram.com/sawgrrr www.twitter.com/sawgrrr Shaan Baig - www.instagram.com/ilikeburdz www.twitter.com/notoriousbaig

Is Dostana homophobic and outdated or a progressive landmark in Bollywood? Is Abhishek Bachchan a star of his own merit or is it all because of his dad? What is going on with John Abraham’s chest bone(s)? Were Shaan and Saagar wearing any clothes while recording this? The answer will disturb you. This episode brought to you by Guylashes™️. Follow us! Bollywood Boys - www.instagram.com/bwoodboyz www.twitter.com/bwoodboyz www.facebook.com/ratedesi Saagar Shaikh - www.instagram.com/sawgrrr www.twitter.com/sawgrrr Shaan Baig - www.instagram.com/ilikeburdz www.twitter.com/notoriousbaig

A classic tale of boy meets girl on a rishta when she’s passed out, kisses her on the cheek, gets curved repeatedly because she has a boyfriend, and chases her anyway until she finally gives in. Spoiler alert: tanu weds manu. Also, pro tip: always keep a friend around you who’s at least 25% less attractive than you so you look like the hero of your own movie. Follow us! Bollywood Boys - www.instagram.com/bwoodboyz www.twitter.com/bwoodboyz www.facebook.com/ratedesi Saagar Shaikh - www.instagram.com/sawgrrr www.twitter.com/sawgrrr Shaan Baig - www.instagram.com/ilikeburdz www.twitter.com/notoriousbaig Guest: Wajiha Ibrahim https://www.instagram.com/wajihaibrahim "Hamari colony ki toh nikkar waali ladkiyon ne hum mein propose kiya hai ... tumhari wajah se humne mana kar diya sabko"

If you want to see Deepika Padukone dance, Amitabh Bachchan swagger, and nonstop Bollywood fun - stay the hell away from this movie. If you've always wanted to see Amitabh Bachchan talk about taking a shit for 2 hours straight, this movie will be a straight up BANGER to you. We don't know if we liked this one or not, but we do know it was nasty af. Grab the laxatives and kick back while the Bollywood Boys talk shit. Follow us! Bollywood Boys - www.instagram.com/bwoodboyz www.twitter.com/bwoodboyz www.facebook.com/ratedesi Saagar Shaikh - www.instagram.com/sawgrrr www.twitter.com/sawgrrr Shaan Baig - www.instagram.com/ilikeburdz www.twitter.com/notoriousbaig

Have you ever seen a movie that you never understood until you googled it? Have you ever had a friend that used you to get to another friend? Is Aamir Khan a genius or are we all fools? Dhobi Ghat is golden nugget disguised as trash. Also, who is Saif Ali Khan? Follow us! Bollywood Boys - www.instagram.com/bwoodboyz www.twitter.com/bwoodboyz www.facebook.com/ratedesi Saagar Shaikh - www.instagram.com/sawgrrr www.twitter.com/sawgrrr Shaan Baig - www.instagram.com/ilikeburdz www.twitter.com/notoriousbaig Guest: Rahiel Qureshi https://www.instagram.com/rahielq https://twitter.com/rahielqureshi

Shahrukh Khan and some actor who looks exactly like him play Mannu and Bablu - two guys who are not twins, not clones, but get this - duplicates! Mix together physical comedy, an iconic and playful soundtrack, SRK in top form as the hero and villain, and some distasteful racist jokes, and you've got a delicious Bollywood classic - wah ji wah! Follow us! Bollywood Boys - www.instagram.com/bwoodboyz www.twitter.com/bwoodboyz www.facebook.com/ratedesi Saagar Shaikh - www.instagram.com/sawgrrr www.twitter.com/sawgrrr Shaan Baig - www.instagram.com/ilikeburdz www.twitter.com/notoriousbaig Guest: Kunal Dudheker http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4124946/ http://www.kunal-d.com/ https://www.instagram.com/kunal_d/ https://twitter.com/kunballs "Baimaani ka dhanda bhi main imaandari se karta hoon"

Parents forcing their kids into careers they don't want and don't have the natural skills for? Never heard of it. Join us for a Bollywood Boys therapy session where we talk about our parents, old friends who never leave home, feminism, and the gravitas of Aamir Khan. Follow us! Bollywood Boys - www.instagram.com/bwoodboyz www.twitter.com/bwoodboyz www.facebook.com/ratedesi Saagar Shaikh - www.instagram.com/sawgrrr www.twitter.com/sawgrrr Shaan Baig - www.instagram.com/ilikeburdz www.twitter.com/notoriousbaig Guest: Eric Owusu - www.instagram.com/erik.k.owusu www.twitter.com/owusukid

Sometimes your dad looks like Jackie Shroff and that can have lasting effects on your psyche. Sometimes Shahrukh Khan, Juhi Chawla, AND AR Rahman aren't enough to save a thin plot. Sometimes you need to stop by the cheap market to get wholesale vegetables on your way to work. (The price of kadus these days are insane). Also, who killed Javed? Who killed Juhi's career? Only one of these mysteries gets solved during this fuego episode. Follow us! Bollywood Boys - www.instagram.com/bwoodboyz www.twitter.com/bwoodboyz www.facebook.com/ratedesi Saagar Shaikh - www.instagram.com/sawgrrr www.twitter.com/sawgrrr http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5248294/ Shaan Baig - www.instagram.com/ilikeburdz www.twitter.com/notoriousbaig Guest: Skander Halim - https://twitter.com/skanderhalim?lang=en http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1457646/ http://ucbcomedy.com/user/14969

Is Bobby Deol the best Deol? Is that like asking if gingivitis is the best itis? Is Kajol a good villain? Is a boiling hot tub a torture device or just something you get done at a pedicure? These and other gupts are uncovered in this scary, sexy episode. Follow us! Bollywood Boys - www.instagram.com/bwoodboyz www.twitter.com/bwoodboyz www.facebook.com/ratedesi Saagar Shaikh - www.instagram.com/sawgrrr www.twitter.com/sawgrrr Shaan Baig - www.instagram.com/ilikeburdz www.twitter.com/notoriousbaig Guest: Charlie Mihelich - www.instagram.com/mihelicopter www.twitter.com/charlesmihelich "Ek waqt par main sirf ek hi kaam karta hoon ... jab peeta hoon toh khoob peeta hoon ... aur jab duty karta hoon toh sirf duty karta hoon."

HOT TAKE: Maybe SRK is better at playing a psychopathic serial killer than he is the hero? He has so much charisma and star power that he makes you root for him even when he’s the villain. Eat your heart out, Walter White. Also, Yeh Kaali Kaali Ankhen is objectively the greatest song in the history of human music. Follow us! Bollywood Boys - www.instagram.com/bwoodboyz www.twitter.com/bwoodboyz www.facebook.com/ratedesi Saagar Shaikh - www.instagram.com/sawgrrr www.twitter.com/sawgrrr Shaan Baig - www.instagram.com/ilikeburdz www.twitter.com/notoriousbaig Guest: Sai Lang - www.instagram.com/sailanguage www.twitter.com/sailanguage1 "Kabhi kabhi jeetne ke liye kuch haarna bhi padta hai ... aur haar kar jeetne waale ko baazigar kehte hai."

A down-to- earth, female-centered, emotional journey that the Bollywood Boys are still recovering from. Kangana Ranaut shines as the titular Rani (Queen). Her little brother Chintu becomes a man as he lays eyes upon Lisa Haydon for the first time. We are all Chintu. Also, London Thumukda gets all the attention, but the entire soundtrack here is fire. More like this please, Bollywood! Follow us! Bollywood Boys - www.instagram.com/bwoodboyz www.twitter.com/bwoodboyz www.facebook.com/ratedesi Saagar Shaikh - www.instagram.com/sawgrrr www.twitter.com/sawgrrr Shaan Baig - www.instagram.com/ilikeburdz www.twitter.com/notoriousbaig Guest: Shyema Azam - www.instagram.com/beautyNDfeast http://beautyandthefeastblog.com/ Tinted - www.instagram.com/@livetinted http://livetinted.com/ "Mera haal na Gupta uncle ke jaise ho gaya hai. Gupta uncle ko na cancer ho gaya tha. Unhone kabhi sharab nahi pi, cigarette nahi pi, phir bhi cancer ho gaya. Isse achcha toh pi hi lete."