Robot Pizza Van, Funny News

We read the whole internet and then tell you about the weird and/or funny news. This week's guest is writer Jim Cooper (https://jimcooperweb.wordpress.com) and we talk about spider webs that cover a lake shore, 13 runners who break Guinness records, top 10 popular Halloween costumes this year, the new fashion trend called nosewarmers, a satellite fuel tank that crashed down in a California orchard, a robot finger attachment for your mobile phone, and few hoaxes from history, including the Berners Street Hoax, The Society For Indecency To Naked Animals, Three-Eyed Fish and Selfie Rat, and more! Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.robotpizzavan.com

This week Offroad is with Oddsock and they're talking about an artificial moon that China is planning to launch , 5 squirrels with their tails tangled together, a rock that turns out to be meteorite, the cat pajama jam, the Yellowstone geyser that erupts trash, and more! It’s Robot Pizza Van. Take any 3 words and put them together, eventually that will be a new thing. Robot Pizza Van. Each week we read the entire internet and tell you about the weird and funny stuff. Music by Uncle Milk Support the show at https://www.patreon.com/rss/Robotpizzavan?auth=gQouVmKZMAjCYcXwscskTaNkvn8i1Yvj

This week we're with Borg and we're talking about the sound of plasma waves on Saturn, Jupiter's electromagnetic sounds, the museum of endangered sounds, screaming sausages, and the gold record that the U.S.A. sent into space with a message for aliens. Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.robotpizzavan.com

Robot Pizza Van is a podcast about the weird, the funny and the unusual. This week, a micro nation is a small area or group of people that claim to be independent country, although they aren't recognized by other countries. What does it take to be a real country? Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.robotpizzavan.com

Offroad finds a bunch of weird news stories and tells his two co-hosts, Rygar and Borg, to try to make them laugh. Normally it's three guys but this week it's only one guy trying to make himself laugh. This week we have the top 5 cool things to do with your cremation ashes. We've also got a story about real fish with plastic googly eyes. Then we talk about a guy who put up an electric fence to keep the kids out of his yard. And Jim Cooper calls in with his "Interesting News" segment. Did I mention space ghosts? Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.robotpizzavan.com

If you're a regular listener then you've probably noticed that this, and the past two episodes have been reruns of previous episodes. We've been taking a break while we play our most popular episodes from the vault. We will have a new show next week. If your a new listener... never mind. This week we examine edible water bubbles. We don’t eat or drink any, we just examine… the idea. We’re also talking about a Harvard study on the physics behind why shoelaces come untied… and the feet that love them. Other topics that we get sidetracked with are Fruitarians, Breatharians, plant EKGs, Ents and Entwives, the British version of Kickstarter, Boba tea, kale(again), and we watch an advertisement(?) for Joan’s barbecue and foot massage. Music by Uncle Milk Subscribe on iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/robot-pizza-van/id1212719431?mt=2 or Google Play https://play.google.com/music/m/Iuxmaeo7eubpesyxc7hvbedobce?t=Robot_Pizza_Van_Funny_News or wherever you can think of, smartypants.

Rygar, Offroad and Borg present another set of unusual stories from the internet. Cat cafes, dog cafes and even a rat cafe. But first we chat about the hard-hitting questions that everyone’s been dying to know: What kind of coffee do you like? What kind of hipster? How tall is America? Why does Charlie Chaplin have the same mustache as Hitler? There exist cat cafes where you can drink coffee while you hang around with free-roaming cats. There are also dog cafes which are very similar to the cat cafés except the cats are instead dogs. Finally, there is a rat café and guess what the cats there are? Yep, the cats are rats! Try to drink your coffee while your hanging out with rats. This is a re-release of episode 23. We'll be back next week with new episodes. Music by Uncle Milk Or listen on iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/robot-pizza-van/id1212719431?mt=2

This is a re-release of episode 13. Let's take a break and look back at the way things were. We spend a bit of time watching a wash machine cycle (we review someone else’s review) and it’s some of the most fun I’ve had in a while. There’s suspense, heartache, thrills, and... cats! Here’s a little spoiler: 1600 RPMs! Lyrebird is a startup with new speech synthesis technology. They can take a one minute recording of someone’s voice and use it to generate a key which can then be used to generate speech of that person saying anything you want. The company is giving it away for free? Offroad mentions a theory that looting of stereo equipment during an LA riot helped rap/hip hop to grow. Actually, the theory is that this looting happened during a blackout in New York city in 1977. There is a caterpillar that eats plastic, on purpose. I think he likes it. There is also a quick (ha ha) story about particle accelerators. Look out for Future Shock - the idea and the Herbie Hancock song. Borg shows his audio fading techniques #insantfade Music by Uncle Milk iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/robot-pizza-van/id1212719431?mt=2 Call and leave a voice mail at 510-629-1233

A family buried the wrong pet, police accidentally pepper spray the Tour De France, two men escape from a nursing home to attend a heavy metal show, a 14 year old is running for governor, a captured fugitive was recorded doing the 'in my feelings challenge', and Jim Cooper with "Interesting News". Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.robotpizzavan.com

Reading the whole internet and bringing you the weird. This week a woman escapes from a cougar using telepathy, Flippy the robotic hamburger flipper is moving up to the big leagues, and a parasite that reduces your fear of failure. Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.robotpizzavan.com

This week we talk about thieves that steal a shark by dressing it like a baby. Then, you know that little plastic thing that keeps the pizza box from squishing the pizza? It's called a pizza table and now you can get tiny little matching pizza chairs. We also talk about a man who dug a hole in his living room to look for treasure. Finally, those crazy scientists are at it again and this time they've discovered a new hybrid dolphin. There's a lot of weird stuff on the internet and not enough time to look at it all. We find all of the unusual news and scrunch it into about a half hour. Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.robotpizzavan.com

This week Borg hosts this episode as we talk about literally poisonous books, a bot that negotiates your bills, a gibberish song, and combustible tortilla chips. There are some old books that are covered in poison, just like in that novel "The Name of the Rose". There's also this chatbot that will chat with your bills and try to negotiate you a better price. Then Prisencolinensinainciusol is song that supposed to sound like English to people who don't speak English, but it's complete gibberish. And then we're looking at the spontaneous combustion of tortilla chips. Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.robotpizzavan.com

This week we talk about drunk seagulls, crow vending machines, the lunar wave, and lighting a cigarette off of a burning car. There's a lot of weird stuff on the internet and not enough time to look through all of it. We find all of the unusual news and scrunch it into about a half hour. Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.robotpizzavan.com

Cats and the internet, sarcophagus soup, an accident prone koala, internet shutdown in Algeria, and Reddit's shower thoughts. Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.robotpizzavan.com

It’s Robot Pizza Van, where we read the entire internet to bring you the odd interesting and unusual news stories, my name is Offroad and today we’re talking about A woman who was found alive in the morgue, a helicopter prison break, an accidental car theft, and the Flynn Effect. Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.robotpizzavan.com