The Awkward Human Survival Guide

This awkward week we're talking about mixed signals, dating leagues, and chest humping. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!

This week we're taking the red pill (and spitting it back out), and talking about unwanted attention, revolving open relationships, and talking to boys. Questions/comments/stories/unexplained substances you need to identify? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email in your web browser! It's the OG crew today! Darren's back to talk about one of his favorite things: the red pill subreddit.

This awkward week we're talking about talking about bisexual Mormons, introverted sex, and HPV! Got questions/answers/comments/stories/etceteras? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for every option!

This awkward week we're talking about more bisexual bridesmaids, passing odors, and the unflushable shituation! Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options! Special guests: IUD Girl (Lindsay Bring) and IUD Guy (John Bring)

This awkward week we're continuing our third year anniversary special and talking about possessive ex-boyfriends, autistic cheese burps, and the coronation of a rice princess. Questions/comments/stories? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD!

This awkward week we're talking about bisexual bridesmaids, birthday placentas, and gay matchmaking! Also, it's our third year anniversary and it's going to take two episodes! This is part one, and Darren joins us for both. As always, visit awkward.email if you have questions!

This awkward week we're talking about some douche named Lukas, BDSM puppy friendships, and office shit. Questions/comments/stories/ideas for our third year anniversary? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email! Special guest: Sarah Klegman

It's three awkward weeks before our third year anniversary! But for now, we're talking about first-time parenting, artistic DNA, and dating catwoman. Questions/comments/stories/etc.? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email! Special guest: Johannah Berger

This awkward week we're talking clogging toilets, Beethoven's second message, and closure. And Darren's back! Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email. :)

This awkward week we're talking about designer diarrhea, semen allergies, and global warming porn. If you've got something to ask or say, call/text us at 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email! Special Guest: Anayat

This awkward week we're talking about annoying friends, basement buddies, and ethical uses for date rape drugs. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options! Special Guest: Nico de Gallo>

This awkward week we're talking about life partner guidelines, fondler's amnesia, and even more pooping during sex! Questions/comments/stories/shitsuations? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email! Special Guest: Denise Langone (our production coordinator!)

This awkward week we're talking about threesome complications, toothpaste attraction, and empathic cum eating. Special guest: Abel Horwitz, host and creator of Serial Killer Speed Dating. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit http://awkward.email.

This awkward week we're talking about semi-suicidal tendencies, our favorite recipes, and becoming the Queen of England or a mummy? Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD to use your lovely voice or texting fingers! Guest: Lindsay "IUD Girl" Bring

This awkward week we're talking about the 10-minute man, shitting the bed, and droopy transgender vaginas. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options! Guest: Tommy Honton