The Awkward Human Survival Guide show

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

Summary: The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life. Got a question or comment? Visit awkward.email for lots of options! Check out our Subreddit, too! If you love the show, please help us keep making them! (This does not require a financial contribution.) \*\*NSFW\*\* Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.

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 11: Professors Watching P*** and Ticklish Nubs | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 56:02

Welcome to the awkward human survival guide. This week on the podcast we’re talking about loud m*******tors, professors watching p***, and ticklish vestigial nubs.

 10: Look at Your Bank Account, J*** O**, and Listen to Jewel | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 58:47

This week on the podcast, we’re talking about what to do when you haven’t pooped in several days, why you shouldn’t get married if you’re more concerned about your girlfriend’s credit score, and a belly button v****a.

 9: Mystery Purple Toilet Goo and Every STD | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 57:00

Welcome to the Awkward Human Survival Guide! This week we’re talking about mystery purple toilet goo, a reformed playboy with every STD, and an app that compares your poop with others.

 8: Fat Friends and Automatic B******s | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 60:36

This week on the podcast we’re talking about fat friends, automatic b*** j**s, and breastfeeding photos.

 7: Toilet Paper Alternatives and Birth Control Bloat | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:12:04

This week we’re discussing alternatives to toilet paper and a guy who wants to c**e inside his girlfriend, even if that makes her fart.

 6: Sick P****** and Nazi Fetishism | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 58:12

This week on the podcast, we’re discussing how to handle two kinds of very sick p******s and what to do when your kid has a nazi fetish.

 5: Armpit S**, Mild-Mannered M**s Daughters, and Bridezillas | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 41:17

This week on the podcast, we’re talking about armpit s**, what to do when you’re a mild-mannered daughter of a M**F, and managing a bridezilla.

 4: Cooking with C** | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 51:18

This week on the podcast we're talking about a best friend's constantly farting girlfriend, what to do when you j*z* in your pants, and s*m*n cuisine.

 3: B*** P*** Etiquette, Asking for a Raise, and Fetish Disclosure | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 47:55

This week on the podcast we’re talking about b*** p*** etiquette, asking for a bigger raise, and disclosing a troubling fetish.

 2: A**h*** Coworkers, Bronies, and Too Many P**** | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 44:49

This week on the podcast we're talking about a**h*** coworkers who can't remember your name, what to do when you discover your son is a bronie, and managing your huge p***c b**h.

 1: Transexuals, Lazy Eyes, and Death | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 54:47

For our first episode of the Awkward Human Survival Guide podcast, we're learning all about managing transexual love affairs, talking to people with lazy eyes, and death—with the help of a mortician.

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