Dysfunctional with No Filter Paul and Denise

John Kassir - Heather Height Open up the show with Denise not doing a good opening… Heather Height on Skype… Chris called up and said he is not coming throws us into a tizzy and then the fucker shows up anyway – Thank God coz he knows the most about Tales From The Crypt… Talking about upcoming interview with John Kassir and what questions to ask – Did John just do the intros and outros and not seeing what is in-between? Talked about Different Stroke and then how Chris is obsessed with Big A’s date with Lady Trucker next time she is in Jersey… Talking about getting free cable back in the day… John Kassir called in… HBO’s “1st and 10” and John said Chris watched for the tits...OJ was in it… Moved to NYC and did sketch comedy and talent search from star search and beating Rosie O'Donnell and Sinbad to win the competition and was now a comic.. First job was 1st and 10. 38 year career. Heather’s line is awful and John Kassir was busting heathers chops about her cell phone ..it was on speaker phone and head phones ... Refer Madness opened days after 9-11 and it was so tough to do it .. Doing a pilot with Sid Ceasar and working with a lot of older celebrities Johnnytime ....kid show----confessions of a TV junkie --- Tales From The Crypt was the first voiceover job---creep keeper eyes is the eyes from chucky ---Kevin Yeager did the puppet ....john was talking about his audition and how he got the part...they taped the shows with the actors sometimes and they were directed by some of the best directors in the business – Sid Ceasar and Carol Burnett worked with John and also Robin Williams too ...more voiceover work after Tales From The Crypt. Talking about Lena Dunham in Girls on HBO --why does Lena Dunham get naked 6 feet under and talking about vinyl and HBO has good shows...Olivia Wylde was so good to look at ... moviemistakes.com Ray Romano looks like a Muppet. John did Peter Puma for Tiny Tunes---give a voice reference and he tries to find out how to play the character ---loop group to play different voices for everyone in the background and they make up what is to be said . loop groups work in improv ... lion king was penciled drawn ...talking about despicable me and it was hand drawn... John does voices for Disney and video games ...not getting paid fairly for some of his early voiceover jobs . and John has done motion capture work.... Next voice part is a mythical character in a live action movie .. John was in ‘Hot In Cleveland’ as a pope with Betty White. John loves horror and grew up reading Tales From The Crypt comic books ..will they ever do the crypt keeper again..time will tell ..the original was taken from 500 comic books and Paul got the wrong info ... He did a great bumper and Denise talked at the very end of it ...interview was great .. We got Heather back on Skype .. Satanism is not Devil worship and Heather describes it to us .. Talking about Heather’s fetish name Heidee Nytes where spanks man and woman Paul is licking his cum off of Denise’s back… David, Heather’s husband, likes smelly pussy and armpits ... David always wanted to do porn ...and Heather helped with his dream. Heather loves spanking porn ...weirdest things people have asked her to do ...Denise and Paul’s sex life and what they did ..anal sex. Denise is 54 years old.. Hover craft lawn mower ..flymo’s ...talking about Big A and how he got his money.. and about my workouts and how me and Paul hate sexual pain.. paid or pain --hot wax or spanking -- David is talking about Satanism --worship yourself and your own god...enjoy this world as much as you can.. Media Takeout Ghostbuster trailer is terrible and why did they have to make the new movie ..

Jack Littman Boys night at the podcast .. Denise was not at the show tonight and it was only Big Aand Paul.. We talked about the woman arrested for cocaine in her Vagina and then we talked about the play 'Cleansed' in London that people are getting sick watching ... We were then talking about The Anthony Cumia Show Old woman age 90 won $43 million in the lottery and gave it all to her family . Jack Littman called in and talking about his career and working with Danny Trejo.. Jack also discussed Hap Hap Day ..Albert J. Neiburg allegedly took credit for songs and claimed them as his own... We touched on Paul losing weight and Big A losing some weight too. Jack's father is a songwriter and is listening to the interview right now - Paul put Jack on the spot about Jack's father's music and had he sung any of his songs. Jack talked about the movie 'Sideout' and his father Gregory Littman.. Jack met Mickey Rooney at the Rosebowl parade (but Paul thought he said Andy Rooney, and does a shitty impression of him). Jack likes Dramatic movies over comedy movies ..growing up Jack wrote catchy Little ditties about his life. His dad has helped him with his music career .. The movie Distraction was written by Jack's father... Occupy wall street...Celebrities were there too Very powerful songs .. Peter Gabriel was a big influence for Jack.. Chelsea Manning ... WhistlerBlower Song ... Jack talked about sweatshops and how he feels about them .. Technology is great but what direction is the world going in.. Organic Food ..Jesse Ventura ... Talking about Israel and the Jewish people ... Talking about Jack touring... Song produced by A-train The Analog Kid ... Vinyl is so much better than CD... Good morning Nippon... The PR lady The PR Nazi ... no more emails from her .... Jack Littman's new single 'Home' is played... world exclusive! Paul puts Big A on the spot (again) and he's bedazzled .. Hope jack will keep in touch with us when he is a big shot .. Paul is an asshole.... Jack likes Ray Aaron's new song... Talking about past musical guests .... Billy Bob Thornton.. big secret .... Chris Farley's brother sounds like Chris Farley on the phone... Jack's guilty pleasure is watching the Kardashians . The interview lasted over an hour and 20 min. Great Interview and the PR Lady is the best .. Paul asked me if I was writing the note for the show.. We played the song Only you by Jack Littman and Nikki Lang... Chris called in at the end of the show talks about wanting the Big A and Lady Trucker date. Talks about Patti and Big A date on O+A show ... Chris got a Twitter account... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Hong Kong Fooey.. Paul and Chris do office Talk .. Talking about news stories ..politics talk with Chris .. AirBNB renting out houses being used as porn sets and not telling the people whose houses are renting them out ... Plugs, goodbye, and we play 'Home' by Jack Littman again.

Shawn Wayans We start the show talking about who should do the intro, as Paul sucks at it. We discuss Lady trucker and Big A's upcoming date. Talking about our buddy Jimmy has no class, and he would bang anything. Denise disagrees. They say Paul has gay feelings. They say dancing to gay music makes you gay. Paul ate his own cum. Also, Paul would finish with a transsexual if he started with anal and didn't know until her flipped 'her' over. Paul had a finger up his by Denise. Shawn Wayans calls in to the show. Paul says he's living in a big house with that Scary Movie money. Talks about he got into listening to comedy asKeenan was a big Richard Pryor fan. Talking about having Eddie Munster on our show, and if he still has the same hairstyle. Chris asked him when he started DJing, and Shawn wondered if he ment did he learn inside the VJ. Paul says he got bootlegs of In Living Color sent over to the UK, and Shawn says he must have been desperate for a laugh being in London. He's working on an adult cartoon project he can't mention. Talking about Scary movie. Shawn likes doing comedy over drama, but would give it a try. Shawn wants to make the world laugh. Shawn talks about his upcoming dates and signs off. We talked about how great the Shawn Wayans interview was so good. Talked about Joey Greco from Cheaters, and how some of it was fake. He was a great geust. The new host is kinda lame. Back to Paul is Gay. More gay talk with Paul. Talking about Lady Trucker. Talking about Jimmy Norton's house is a museum of Hollywood collectables and autographs. Jack Littman is our guest next week ... Listening to Ray Aaron...less beautiful then you... with out stepping all over it (for once). Talking about Denise replaced knee progress Talking to Ray Aaron on the phone about his song ...Ray did not write his song and the co writer wrote it and you can buy it on iTunes now, and later when the CD comes out Talking about future Country guests ray will interview Talking about Paul losing weight and how good Paul looks Talking weight loss. Talking about Paul's family. Paul brother was the black sheep of the family and died over drugs Talking about Lady Di Denise plays a recording of Paul on Valentine's Day ...what is flash freezing? Talking about Shawn Wayans PR lady loved listening to the interview. Talking about past interviews with Bree Olsen. Dysfunctional podcast will be on Google Music for Podcasts, we were approved and will start soon. Talking about Vinyl the show on HBO..... Talking about Chris finally getting on Twitter now... We're taking about Shawn Wayans interview again and how great it was. The power went out for a 10th of a second maybe a power surge... Paul's daughter pops in and talks bad about her dad not getting laid. Show ends with plugs and good bye all.

We start the show talking about Paul not buying food for the house, as the fridge and freezer were totally full. His arguement was there has to be food for veryone if every closet and refridgerator is full! We move onto Valentine's Day and Paul not picking the right gift for Denise - he also mentions he wants to get her a gift that represents him and her, and not some other event in the family. More talk about Denise's surgery, and her mother not liking Paul. Denise is threatens to walk off the show, as Paul keeps playing audio clips with cursing in them, especially the word 'cunt'. Chris joins us and we talk about how guys watch porn, and try to convince Denise it's not cheating. Big A can't get a word in edgeways as Chris keeps talking over him, and he gets mad. We enjoy watching Jim Norton's fundraising pilot for his Chip Chipperson cartoon series. You can donate at www.jimnorton.com Denise goes back to bed as her leg is killing her, and she's trying not to take pain meds. Big A enjoys his first watch of the porn '87 and still banging', and is digusted. We then talk about Big A's feelings towards Lady Trucker. Big A is worried he will take her head off when he blows his load as it's been so long since he got laid. Paul says Lady Trucker's box is like the Lincoln Tunnel so he probably won't feel anything. We end talking about how we listen to old music, such as the 80's and enjoy it more now thatn we did at the time. Paul tells Chris his music will be played in elevators 50 years from now. He mentions his buddy Brian at work plays the 60's channel all day, and gets pissed off when Paul says he heard this in a commercial or recent movie an thought that is where it was from. Next week we have Shawn Wayans and Nina Harley, looking forward to it. Chris' new release which is available here: http://classic.beatport.com/release/sustained/1685385 You can hear, and download, some of his other stuff here: http://www.djsubjectenglish.com

Mike Young Comedian / Director - A Stand Up Guy Welcome to another edition of the Dysfunctional Podcast, with No Filter Paul and Denise, joined by Chris and Big A. We start the show with Denise talking about her surgery and recovery, and we get to see her knee scar on camera. Mike Young, Director of the new movie 'A Stand Up Guy', joins us and we talk about how much we liked the movie, which we got to see last night. We are very impressed with the acting and directing in the movie, and how he developed the characters. We talk about his beginnings as a stand up comedian, and the lucky breaks he has had in the TV and movie business. He discusses working for Kayne West on a new TV show, along with an Eminem project. He has two upcoming movie projects, and is trying his hand at directing something other than a comedy next. He talks about how he got his first movie made, and how he managed to get such great actors for his projects. Later, after Denise nearly passes out from her pain meds, we discuss anti-depressants, weight loss pills and surgery, and the new female "viagara". We bring up Big A's pending date with Lady Trucker, and then talk about Kurt's man crush on a few of the "bears" from the office. Chris' new release which is available here: http://classic.beatport.com/release/sustained/1685385 You can hear, and download, some of his other stuff here: http://www.djsubjectenglish.com

Bree Olson - Charlie Sheen / Porn Careers / Veganism / Opie and Jimmy / Howard Stern We start off as Chris arrives, talking about people commenting about Big A and my weight loss. Apparently some people think I am sick because I lost so much weight. Some people complained that I sweat a lot when I danced at our company convention last year. We are joined by the wonderful Bree Olson. We discuss her porn career, what she did before, her relationships, Charlie Sheen, HIV and pills that stop you catching it, Opie and Jimmy, Howard Stern, being a Vegan (sometimes!), how people don't value the lives of all animals the same and favor their pets, and much more. Big A is quiet throughout the interview, and it appears he was jerking off the whole time Bree was on the phone. Denise gets mad as we are talking to another porn star, but realizes when we have a great guest. She chastises me for not slamming her for being a Vegan, but I tell her we don't want to alienate one of our best guests so far! We watch some crazy viral videos, and laugh as Big A can't see them as he isn't in studio. There is some discussion of our upcoming guest in a few weeks, Nina Hartley. It comes up that Big A getting free tickets to UFC in Newark, NJ, and the Jew is still complaining about paying for parking. Really enjoyed a great interview with Bree. Chris' new release which is available here: http://classic.beatport.com/release/sustained/1685385 You can hear, and download, some of his other stuff here: http://www.djsubjectenglish.com

Big A and Lady Trucker - A love connection! We start off catching up with Big A, and his workout success. We are joined by Chris, and promptly start in on Big A about the one outstanding question, where does he get all his money lately. He tells us he is spending $180 a week on a personal trainer. Denise calls in and talks about her surgery, and how good her pain meds are. She promptly starts bashing Paul, saying she is happy to be away on a 'vacation' from him. He tells her she is two faced as she doesn't say that in person, and likes Paul's visits. We call Chris out on his awful new catchphrase, which he didn't think we would notice, and how twatish it sounds. He doesn't realize we talked about it while he went to the bathroom. We talk about some old school techno music, and the new definaition of Techno, and Chris' new release which is available here: http://classic.beatport.com/release/sustained/1685385 You can hear, and download, some of his other stuff here: http://www.djsubjectenglish.com We play some of our old school techno-ish favorites, and talk about how the style has changed, and Paul says Chris' music is more like what it would call 'trance', and a lot more mellow than the likes of 'Technotronic' and '2 Unlimited' in the early 90s, which is how he defines 'techno'.. We apologize in advance for the last hour of the show, where we are joined by the guys from 'Live from the Morgue' podcast, and it goes no where and brings both shows to a screeching halt. The one thing that does come out of it, is Lady Trucker is desperate for cock, and says she would bang Chris' friend Jimmy, plus also wants to hook up with Big A the next time she is in the area. We will hold her to that. Ironically she wouldn't shag No Filter Paul, which is music to his ears.

Explosive Revelations of Cheating and Infidelity We start the show by recapping the end of Making A Murderer, along with some of the new evidence against Steven Avery that has come out since the show. Chris never saw it so we explain it to him. Denise and Paul go add it after some past digressions in their relationship, hopefully it ends well. We also play some of our favorite tunes from the late 80s and early 90s, plus a handful of viral videos.

Making A Murderer Denise starts off the show in a shitty mood. We talk about Honey Boo Boo's Mom and Dad splitting up, because Papa Bear was cheating with other women and MEN. We play the controversial viral video of a guy being interviewed about the Powerball lottery, on live TV, and what he would do with the money... Once we get going, we do a lot of talking about new and upcoming movies, and Denise mellows out. We have a long discussion about the Netflix show 'Making A Murderer', and the facts and rumors about the case. We finish up with more movie talk, and some general bullshit.

Some of our favorite interviews of 2015. Paola Mayfield from 90 Day Fiance. Candy Finnigan from Intervention. Trish Conte and John Pastor - Wife and best friend of Otto Peterson, Otto and George. Richard Fairbrass from Right Said Fred. Butch Patrick aka Eddie Munster. Happy New Year!

Butch Patrick - Eddie Munster - The Munsters. We start start with Denise talking about her fundraising project, Lacey Locals. The we hear a clip from The Radio Freaks where Big A tells Tony he doesn't talk during their interviews, which take up a lot of time on their show. They go on to say that if Big A wants to start a radio war hes got it. Fat Brian starts talking shit about us both losing weight, when he needs to more than us. And of course he says Paul cheated, so Paul calls him a fat leprechaun. Next we have a great interview with Butch Patrick... Eddie Munsters from The Munsters. Talks about the history of The Munsters and how he started in showbiz. Explains why he left show business at 19, his hobby as a race car driver, relationships with crazy women, and his projects now including rebuilding his grandmas haunted house - where he grew up, paranormal projects, conventions and the Munster Kars... Paul asks him to do a bumper for the show, and promptly forgets his first name. We get back to the Radio Freaks audio clip, discuss Brian being a swinger and trying to bang all the porn stars he interviews. Big A refuses to tell us why he suddenly has money. We watch a ton of viral video, and Paul asks everyone if it is gay to lick your own cum off a girls ass and tits, and how Paul jerked off 26 times one night. We push Big A to reveal where he makes all his money from but he keeps changing the subject. A great fun show, enjoy!

Denise spends an entire episode laying into No Filter Paul, with the help of Big A and Chris. Plus a few viral videos, and an update on the Rangers game from Bobo.

No Filter Paul, Matt, Chris, Big A, Bobo, Dredd In this week's episode we take it old school and bring together some of our old friends from around the country. Chris is in studio with No Filter Paul as they discuss the Coloroado Springs shootings, and many other fun topics. We talk about people starting Go Fund Me's when they won't need the help among other things. Denise derails the show to shout at Big A about his Exxxotica video, and tears up No Filter Paul about their relationship (audio removed at Denise's request) The show is then very mellow until we get Bobo on the phone, and he admits he would like to have sex with Big A for a bottle of wine, plus he would like to sleep with Lady Trucker. A quick Lady Di update. Bobo says his penis is bigger than Big A's. Chris checks out the video to give us a definitive answer. You can check out Matt's podcast "At Eye Level" here: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/bigpoppaonline You can check out Chris' trance / techno music here: http://www.djsubjectenglish.com

Jon Hotchkiss Denise is out of town, so our buddy Chris sits in. We talk about going to Exxxotica New Jersey last weekend, and some of the cool people we got to meet from the adult industry. We mention a special lapdance that Big A got, and mention we posted it at : www.DysfunctionalPodcast.com We intended for Denise to see it next week when Big A an her were in studio, but someone sent her the link and sees it now. She's not a happy camper, mad at Paul for filming it and Big A for doing it in the first place. Paul asks why she is mad at him when he just filmed it for the show? Jon Hotchkiss, writer and producer of the new shows at Adorable Puppies, Inc. calls in to talk about politics, sex and his long career as a writer for cool shows such as Politically Incorrect and Penn and Teller : Bullshit! We discuss his new independent TV network and some of the great shows that are online already. You can check them out at: www.AdorablePuppiesInc.com After Jon, hangs up we get Big A on the phone to discuss the video incident along with his trip to Vegas. Denise is threatening to divorce me over this, and blocks us on Facebook. She doesn't get it was jut fodder for the show. We finish off by playing some epic fails from some game shows, especially Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Thanks Chris for co-hosting, we had fun. Check out Chris' music: www.DJSubjectEnglish.com

Matt Iseman - KC and the Sunshine Band We start the show by watching a couple of the latest viral videos, one of a McDonald's employee fighting with a customer in the drive-thru. The next video we watch is of a 10 year old kid trying to get adults to light his cigarette - and the white trash that does it for him. Next the hilarious Matt Iseman calls and talks about his broad selection of TV credits. He explains he started as a doctor, and promptly decided it wasn't for him, and became a stand-up comic. He talks about how his original material was medical based, and how he transitioned into more mainstream material. We then learn how he got his first TV gig as a game show host, transformed into a house makeover show star, and then worked his way to American Ninja Warrior. He also talks about his trips to the Middle East for the USO. We discuss whats next for him, and wish him well.