Dysfunctional with No Filter Paul and Denise - Episode 31 - John Kassir

Summary: John Kassir - Heather Height Open up the show with Denise not doing a good opening… Heather Height on Skype… Chris called up and said he is not coming throws us into a tizzy and then the fucker shows up anyway – Thank God coz he knows the most about Tales From The Crypt… Talking about upcoming interview with John Kassir and what questions to ask – Did John just do the intros and outros and not seeing what is in-between? Talked about Different Stroke and then how Chris is obsessed with Big A’s date with Lady Trucker next time she is in Jersey… Talking about getting free cable back in the day… John Kassir called in… HBO’s “1st and 10” and John said Chris watched for the tits...OJ was in it… Moved to NYC and did sketch comedy and talent search from star search and beating Rosie O'Donnell and Sinbad to win the competition and was now a comic.. First job was 1st and 10. 38 year career. Heather’s line is awful and John Kassir was busting heathers chops about her cell phone ..it was on speaker phone and head phones ... Refer Madness opened days after 9-11 and it was so tough to do it .. Doing a pilot with Sid Ceasar and working with a lot of older celebrities Johnnytime ....kid show----confessions of a TV junkie --- Tales From The Crypt was the first voiceover job---creep keeper eyes is the eyes from chucky ---Kevin Yeager did the puppet ....john was talking about his audition and how he got the part...they taped the shows with the actors sometimes and they were directed by some of the best directors in the business – Sid Ceasar and Carol Burnett worked with John and also Robin Williams too ...more voiceover work after Tales From The Crypt. Talking about Lena Dunham in Girls on HBO --why does Lena Dunham get naked 6 feet under and talking about vinyl and HBO has good shows...Olivia Wylde was so good to look at ... moviemistakes.com Ray Romano looks like a Muppet. John did Peter Puma for Tiny Tunes---give a voice reference and he tries to find out how to play the character ---loop group to play different voices for everyone in the background and they make up what is to be said . loop groups work in improv ... lion king was penciled drawn ...talking about despicable me and it was hand drawn... John does voices for Disney and video games ...not getting paid fairly for some of his early voiceover jobs . and John has done motion capture work.... Next voice part is a mythical character in a live action movie .. John was in ‘Hot In Cleveland’ as a pope with Betty White. John loves horror and grew up reading Tales From The Crypt comic books ..will they ever do the crypt keeper again..time will tell ..the original was taken from 500 comic books and Paul got the wrong info ... He did a great bumper and Denise talked at the very end of it ...interview was great .. We got Heather back on Skype .. Satanism is not Devil worship and Heather describes it to us .. Talking about Heather’s fetish name Heidee Nytes where spanks man and woman Paul is licking his cum off of Denise’s back… David, Heather’s husband, likes smelly pussy and armpits ... David always wanted to do porn ...and Heather helped with his dream. Heather loves spanking porn ...weirdest things people have asked her to do ...Denise and Paul’s sex life and what they did ..anal sex. Denise is 54 years old.. Hover craft lawn mower ..flymo’s ...talking about Big A and how he got his money.. and about my workouts and how me and Paul hate sexual pain.. paid or pain --hot wax or spanking -- David is talking about Satanism --worship yourself and your own god...enjoy this world as much as you can.. Media Takeout Ghostbuster trailer is terrible and why did they have to make the new movie ..