Phone Losers of America

Laugh Track Matt and Slacker, hanging out together in Chicago Here’s a Saturday night edision of The Snow Plow Show, sponsored by Devan Gladden. In this episode that was originally 3 hours and 10 minutes, we explore a brand new intricate tunnel system underneath a rich neighborhood, we launch a cyber attack on an innocent family business, and we amuse a family that’s going on a cruise tomorrow. Smokey Mountain Rain by Ronnie Milsap Sorry for doing a show over you, Cracker and Fonefuckers! Go to isthereashow.com to sign up for text/email alerts for live prank shows. I think this is the link to Tabachi’s show where he got a gym to shut off treadmills. The place to go for chatting during shows is PCN’s IRC Machine. www.tinychat.com/prankcallnation Get a PLA cactus shirt from Laugh Track Matt’s Spreadshirt store And then get a PLA shirt from PLA’s Spreadshirt store Rootbeer Rag by Billy Joel  

Thanks for this picture, Dylan Jezernick! Today’s episode of The Snow Plow Show is sponsored by Michael Foster, who supports the show with billions of Patreon dollars.  Thanks, Michael! This show started out as 1 hour and 20 minutes.  Let’s see how much of it gets edited away. Get the new PLA album at your local Sam Goody or Musicland!  If you don’t feel like leaving the house for your local mall, though, then download it for free at phonelosers.bandcamp.com. Brand new PLA shirts are available at Laugh Track Matt’s Spreadshirt store.  Go buy several of each! Then go to JagTV’s Spreadshirt and PLA’s Spreadshirt and don’t buy anything. Come and chat with Prank Call Nation listeners 24 hours a day.  Except from 4am to 4:30am. Listen to prank call shows on Cracker’s Mixlr.  Also, visit the Fonefuckers chat room. Buy Bonecage’s new album only if you love the I Phreak Alone song he made for us. If any of you were worried about that lady’s pedicure that I interrupted today with a prank call – don’t worry, she instagramed a picture of her toes later in the day and they turned out really cute.    

Thanks for saving this old concert ticket from 1992, TheN! This episode is sponsored by Uncle Grandpapa and Public Mobile and Doubletree Hotels. There Are No People In The Future by Johnathan Mann Read Michelle’s wacky tweets about me on April 7th, 2014 Come and visit Prank Call Nation’s chat room. Be sure not to contribute to PLA’s Patreon campaign because it makes less shows happen. Go buy some cactus shirts from Laugh Track Matt’s House O Shirts Nichole is forcing me to go through with my dumb Talking Prank Victim Clock idea.  It’s going to be a webpage that has nothing but a live clock on it.  A talking clock that announces the time in the voices of angry prank victims saying things like “Do you realize it’s 5:15 in the morning?” and “12 o’clock in the fuckin’ midnight.”  What I need to get it started is time stamps of specific shows where prankees angrily announce the time for us.  Or better yet, mp3 files of prankees angrily announcing the time.  If you want to contribute, you can send either of those things to rbcp@phonelosers.org.  And once it’s finished, we’ll get to work on the talking prank victim clock app for iTunes and Android. I’m pretty sure that angry message electrocuted and killed a man each time I rang it. Contribute to the I Phreak Alone video.  Here’s a link explaining the project and what scenes are needed.  Don’t send anything after April 10th though.  Or maybe the 11th.  Or the 12th if I get really lazy this week.  I’m hoping to have the video done this weekend though. This is the last week that you can by Bonecage’s album, which features creepy stalker voicemails by me.  He’s taking it down forever after this weekend.  So quick, order it while it still exists.  All that’s a lie though, he’s not really taking it down.  But get it anyway.  To trick him into do more things for us. The ending song was With You by I Fight Dragons.  If you say it all together it’s like “I fight dragons with you.”  I wonder if that was intentional.

  Thanks for this image, Buster Casey!   I Think We’re Alone Now by Tiffany No Mas Mermaids by Bonecage A hilarious old lady is being terrorized by her cable TV box.  “This stuff is uncanny!” Listen to Laugh Track Matt’s Party Time prank show. Within the first hour of it, you will hear a second phone call to the old lady that lasts forever.  That old lady is awesome. Rappy McRapperson is selling his entire music catalog.  Click here to view the auction for it. Make sure you’re following the new Prank Call Nation stuff.  Facebook, Twitter, Mixlr Help PLA make a music video by sending in some footage. I Phreak Alone by Bonecage.  Buy Bonecage’s new album here!

Shake Your Love by Debbie Gibson.  By request, I swear. Audible is an illegal torrent site, isn’t it? I use Asterisk and FreePBX.org for phone stuff now.  Dialer says Voxox is the best for caller ID spoofing.  Or you can use Spoofcard which is in the right sidebar over there.  See, look —–> SPS broadcasts on mixlr.com/prankcallnation.  Get a Mixlr account and add that and you’ll always be emailed about shows. Add Prank Call Nation on Facebook and Twitter to be alerted about shows. NEWS: A prank caller is calling pizza customers and saying he enjaculated in their pizza.  Here’s a news story about it.  And here’s another one. Bonecage’s amazing new song, I Phreak Alone, needs a music video.  Go watch this video for details on the scenes that need filmed.  Look in the video’s description for more information. If you liked the song, you are legally required to preorder Bonecage’s new album at thebonecage.bandcamp.com. Charlie Loves You by Bonecage  

Thanks for creating these images, Derrick! This show is sponsored by Dustbunz!  I stole the show title from Nemt.  The images above are from Derreck.  If you think you can make better Snow Plow Show Low Gows that I might turn into a sticker soon, then give it a try and email it to rbcp@phonelosers.org and you will get absolutely NOTHING in return for your efforts.  Except maybe a sticker.  Or 2 stickers.  Make sure you make the image large and uncompressed. MUSIC: Left Behind by Ugly Duckling Everyone listen to this show on Stitcher! Someone make PLA Windows wallpapers for Maxxwell. If the show sounds like it’s skipping, it’s because the recording was skipping because my computer was being kind of laggy during the show.  Sorry bout that.  Haven’t rebooted in a week. MUSIC: Tetris by Doctor P If you want to re-live the horribleness of 1980′s answering machine messages, then have I got a site for you! www.noveltyansweringmachine.com Wendy’s managers say things like “1 half of 1 percent.” We need to do something evil with Taco Bell’s breakfast phone promotion thing.  Here’s a link and here’s another.  And here’s some weird guy unboxing his Taco Bell phone. Everyone visit Prank Call Nation!  Website, Mixlr, Facebook, Twitter MUSIC: Do You Think I’m Crazy by MC Ohm-I

In this evening edition of The Snow Plow Show, RBCP was nice enough to spend 3 hours editing out all the ringing phones and awkward silences from the show, bringing the total running time to just 1 hour and 48 minutes.  It was originally 3 hours. YOU’RE WELCOME.  This is the premiere Snow Plow episode on the brand new Prank Call Nation Network Machine! MUSIC: The Lick Your Own Butthole Party Dance by Rappy McRapperson Carlito, Enigma420 & RBCP have set up a new prank call network called Prank Call Nation.  Important links for you to know are prankcallnation.com, mixlr.com/prankcallnation, twitter.com/prankcallnation and facebook.com/prankcallnation. Also, I’m killing the old Facebook and Twitter, so if you want to be told about new shows, use the new Prank Call Nation links. I’m just KIDDING – Carlito isn’t making me kill things.  Please don’t mob him. Synx’s cactus monster drawing will be on my personal YouTube channel soon. NEWS: Stupid lady thinks she’s too hot for Planet Fitness, but really she just dresses like she’s 5. Tucker Mike is a long time friend of Madhouse Live.  And I GUESS the PLA too.  I guess.  Here’s the comic he does. Congrats on the new baby, Jiad!   Jiad, from the Art of Phone Larking, and his beautiful new baby MUSIC: The Force by Halo Nova MUSIC: Tetris by Doctor P I deleted the part of the show where JagTV was inside Wal-Mart because Wal-Mart refused to answer any of their phones.  This deletion was sponsored by JagTV at www.mixlr.com/jagtv MUSIC: Old School by B. Reith MUSIC: I Hate Valentines Day by MC Ohm-I    

  That piece of show from the beginning was from the Ask Mr. Biggs Show.  Mr. Biggs is awesome. This show was broadcast on YouTube. Ugh, loud background music again in the beginning.  SORRY. Welcome to PLA, Tab Blankenship! SONG: WoW by Futuristic Sex Robots SONG: Hutzumi by MC Router MC Router was on Dr. Phil.  Here is the link on Unheard Nerd.  And here is the YouTube of the Dr. Phil appearance. Snow Plow Show on Facebook Sign Hacker on Facebook Download the PLA Media Pack torrent. Support PLA with patreon.com/phonelosers Bonecage is releasing a new album on April First.  Go preorder it at thebonecage.bandcamp.com (I shortened the song in the podcast edit – it’s a bit longer than that.) The voicemail on the end was left a couple hours after the show ended.  My voicemail claims I’m a tree service, so that’s why he’s talking about trees.  He’s one of the Yelp checkin people from the show.    

We luv Todd Here’s the Wednesday Wacky Morning show for this week, where we call a bunch of gym customers and Yelp checkins.  This show is sponsored by Big Danny.  Thanks, Big Danny! kthxbyeclangggg… MUSIC: Channel Zero by Canibus The best shoutcast apps for your smartphone are Xiialive for Android and Tunemark for iOS. Happy birthday Luis!  That’s from Maxxwell. MUSIC: Stop Draggin My Car Around and The Check’s In The Mail by Weird Al Yankovic Voicemails!  You can leave a voicemail at 814-422-5309.  Try not to be gross. Rest in Peace, Brittney Baker The Angry Grandpa Show on YouTubez. A guy wiretaps the FBI with Google Maps.  We need to do this for pranking purposes before they fix it. Tom’s Diner by Rob T Firefly.  Click here to get the song.  Click here to see more things by Rob. MUSIC: Bill Gates Revolution by Leet Geek Beat (MC Router) and The Lick Your Own Butthole Party Dance by Rappy McRapperson Add PLA on Facebook and Twitter Support PLA with Patreon MUSIC: Jesus Christ is my Nigga