Phone Losers of America

Thanks for posting this pay phone, Buster Casey. This show is sponsored by Kuraz, even though he probably doesn’t want it to be. Email yourself saying “cactus” to me.  Do it! Prank call legend Captain Janks is still a nemesis to news outlets Here is Captain Janks YouTube channel where a lot of his pranks can be found Crazy Cactus Lady song Thunder scares Twitter users Knocking on Wood by Spose  

Thanks for this spooky-ass dinosaur phone picture, Devan! Here’s a brand new live show, sponsored by Richard B. in Ohio.  If you missed this show live, then be thankful because the first 30 minutes were super boring and I removed it all.  It’s Richard’s fault how much it sucked.  But he makes up for it later in the show.  Thanks, Richard. PLA Radio Song by Cactus Smoke.  It’s in the media archive if you want to download it. Support Prank Call Nation’s Patreon at www.patreon.com/prankcallnation If you want to try out the new secret feeds on phonelosers.org, the login button is over there on the right.  If I recognize you as a Patreon contributor, I’ll give you access to the secret feeds.  If not, you’ll have to remind me of who you are so I can give you access. Hey look, I found the Office Space clip of Peter getting excited about donuts! Everyone play Family Guy: The Quest For Stuff I Phreak Alone by Bonecage Make It Ring by Markov Bulbasaur by MC 117  

  Thanks for finding this picture that perfectly illustrates a PLA call from earlier this year, Jacob!   Here’s a show sponsored by Darnell in Georgia, where we battle corporate punishment, Scientology, and french fries!   Rocking Chair (It’s Gonna Be Alright) by Dean Friedman Here’s the call to the electronics store guy by Longmont Potion Castle. I got that “All circuits are busy now” a lot in that neighborhood, both today and on Saturday night.  Isn’t that weird? Nurse kills herself over a prank call that didn’t even happen to her. Download Pocket Casts for Android or iPhone so you can listen to this show easier. Teenage Dirtbag by Whetus Add PLA on Facebook, add Snow Plow Show on Facebook, add Prank Call Nation on Facebook, add Prank Call Nation on on Twitter, add Prank Call Nation on Mixlr, add PLA on Twitter, add PLA on Tumblr, add PLA on YouTube, add PLA Shows on YouTube, add RBCP on Instagram, add RBCP on Twitter, add RBCP on YouTube, add RBCP on Vine, leave a voice message for the show at 814-422-5309.  

Thanks for sponsoring the first Saturday night show in FOREVER, Adam from South Carolina.  Thanks, Josh The Wolf for causing a bunch of the pranks to happen!  And Adam.  I guess.  In this episode, Jastown comes up with the best idea ever for photo customers.   King For A Day by Thompson Twins WHO AREN’T EVEN REALLY TWINS. Gremlins In My Head by Zalenka Listen to death threats on The Art of Phone Larking Here’s a link to download Cactus Smoke’s amazing song about PLA Stanley Spadowski’s epic mop speech is a lot better when watching it.  SO WATCH IT. Thanks, Mistress Morgan, for the magical Skype-Asterisk box! Welcome To The Botnet by TheN Cooking By The Book by Lazy Town featuring Lil Jon This is Frankie on my own TV show! Add PLA on Facebook! Add Snow Plow Show on Facebook! Add Prank Call Nation on Facebook! add Prank Call Nation on on Twitter, add Prank Call Nation on Mixlr, add PLA on Twitter, add PLA on Tumblr, add PLA on YouTube, add PLA Shows on YouTube, add RBCP on Instagram, add RBCP on Twitter, add RBCP on YouTube, add RBCP on Vine, leave a voice message for the show at 814-422-5309! Charge your iPads! Charge your iPhones! Charge your Androids!

  That’s a nice cactus collection you have there, Mikolajpal.  Would be a shame if something were to happen to it. Here’s a wacky evening show sponsored by Rand al’Thor.  As you’ll hear in this show, Rand al’Thor nearly makes a girl cry. Walk Like An Egyption by The Bangles Listen to Dwight’s show on the PCN showreel.  Carlito did a show earlier today too, which is also on there. I’m using MediaMonkey to organize my music with, so make sure you yell at me now for not using Linux. I really really really hate myself for making the music too loud in this episode.  I’m sorry.  Try not to hate me.  I do this way too often.  I will punish myself.  Stupid stupid STUPID!  (hitting myself in the head) Read the article about a guy who received a call from Roy after he checked in on Foursquare. Public Service Announcement: CRICKET WIRELESS IS AWFUL CFL bulbs are something a hobo would use! A drunk shoplifter makes his situation 5000% worse by making a few prank calls. Sweatpea by Bonecage – this song has a cool video, so click on that link.   This is Frankie on my own TV show! Add PLA on Facebook! Add Snow Plow Show on Facebook! Add Prank Call Nation on Facebook! add Prank Call Nation on on Twitter, add Prank Call Nation on Mixlr, add PLA on Twitter, add PLA on Tumblr, add PLA on YouTube, add PLA Shows on YouTube, add RBCP on Instagram, add RBCP on Twitter, add RBCP on YouTube, add RBCP on Vine, leave a voice message for the show at 814-422-5309! Charge your iPads! Charge your iPhones! Charge your Androids!  

  Thanks for snapping this picture, Shakelightly! Here’s a show sponsored by Devan Gladden.  It was LIVE and you MISSED it.  I posted the show announcement to the Facebook and the Twitter so it’s all your fault that you missed it.  Don’t blame me.  Blame Devan.   Naughty Girls Need Love Too by Samantha Fox The weather report was brought to you by Frankie on his own TV show. The Picard Song by DarkMateria How to change your caller ID Howard Stern fan pranks a news anchor during a plane crash Listen to Jiad’s Friday Night Phone Larking show. http://mixlr.com/prankcallnation/phonelarking-52318 Listen to Madhouse’s 9 year anniversary show. http://mixlr.com/prankcallnation/madhouse-radio-9-year-anniversary-show-with-carlito-milkman-and-tuck Listen to lots of other shows from the past week on PCN’s Mixlr showreel. http://mixlr.com/prankcallnation/showreel/ I think I found a good song organizer to use.  It’s called MediaMonkey.  I’m trying it out.  If it’s horrible and you know of something better for Windows 7, let me know. Breaking News! Update from Akspa420 from later in the day!  He says, “Luckily she didn’t recognize your voice so I didn’t get into any shit. She thought you were a scammer. I didn’t let her in on it either. Everyone there is too damn tense, and need to laugh.” Heatwave by Backburner   Add PLA on Facebook, add Snow Plow Show on Facebook, add Prank Call Nation on Facebook, add Prank Call Nation on on Twitter, add Prank Call Nation on Mixlr, add PLA on Twitter, add PLA on Tumblr, add PLA on YouTube, add PLA Shows on YouTube, add RBCP on Instagram, add RBCP on Twitter, add RBCP on YouTube, add RBCP on Vine, leave a voice message for the show at 814-422-5309.  

Thanks for this PLA art, Ian! This show is sponsored by Michael Foster, who won’t stop looking at me. Something weird happened when I uploaded this show before. Some people were hearing the wrong show on their podcast feeds. Michael Foster is fully to blame for this. So here’s a second attempt at uploading the show. Hopefully Michael doesn’t screw it up this time. Let’s Get Retarded by Black Eyed Peas Here’s where you can find Hazel’s requested clip  It’s the January 25th, 2011 aftershow of The Phone Show. Thanks, Mica!  I edited a ton of the call out in the show, because it was 12 minutes long.  If you want to hear the entire thing, go listen to it at that link. If you’ve ever heard of Nate Conroy aka Nate The Phone Controller, let me and MJ know! Here’s a picture of Momo’s WWII-era apartment building.  And here’s another one. RENT-A_HOE Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell Add PLA on Facebook, add Snow Plow Show on Facebook, add Prank Call Nation on Facebook, add Prank Call Nation on on Twitter, add Prank Call Nation on Mixlr, add PLA on Twitter, add PLA on Tumblr, add PLA on YouTube, add PLA Shows on YouTube, add RBCP on Instagram, add RBCP on Twitter, add RBCP on YouTube, add RBCP on Vine, leave a voice message for the show at 814-422-5309.  

You’re a bad person for wearing a captive cactus around your neck, Ashley. Today’s show is sponsored by Ben Kilburn, may God have mercy on his soul.  In this show, we talk a little about this past week’s wacky incident with Comcast’s retention department. In Time by Robbie Rob Here’s the Consumerist article about the guy trying to cancel his Comcast service, which includes the entire sound clip. Everyone’s homework assignment is to watch Stay Tuned.  Hey look, here’s the full movie on YouTube! Car Phone by Julian Smith (Click that to see how in the song about talking on a car phone he never actually talks on the car phone.) Boys Club by Ween.  Man, those guys are lyrical geniuses!  

  Today’s show is sponsored by Jose Bravo and contains calls to a giant list of numbers that Zionwolf sent me.  Thanks for Zionwolf’s list of numbers, Jose! Here’s the letter I received in the mail with the weird-ass P’s. I bet when that lady woke up this morning she didn’t think she’d be trying to convince someone she’s not a hobo. Road To Zion by Petra    

Today’s show is sponsored by Travis and Andrea, who fully support shooting rival motorists in the face!  Thanks, Travis and Andrea!   Just look at this amazing picture of Roy Gerbil that Travis did and then just try to keep yourself from looking at all the art on his Instagram Read the article about SuchCalls.com at http://motherboard.vice.com/read/suchcalls-brings-encrypted-phreak-fun-to-smartphone-calling  Buy old PLA stickers at http://www.phonelosers.org/store/products/pla-2-vinyl-stickers/ Download high quality versions of The Snow Plow Show at www.phonelosers.org/media Here’s the link for the 2012 Marathon calls.  As far as I know, the original recordings of the entire unedited shows don’t exist.  Just the clips of all the pranks. Here’s a link for the 2013 Marathon calls.  For some reason Tabachi named this as a PLA Marathon even though it was a Madhouse marathon. The Phone Show archives are located at www.phonelosers.org/phoneshow “Denial of attacks.”  My dementia is kicking in again.    

Thanks for this amazing Roy Gerbil drawing, Travis!   This show is sponsored by Mistress Morgan.  Mistress Morgan is fully responsible for that call to the Chevron/Valvoline place that didn’t work out.  There aren’t enough show notes today to make a bulleted list, so all I’ll say here is that the ending song is called Anthem for Xbox Live and it’s by Bonecage.  I first heard his song on TheFump.com.  Listen to Laugh Track Matt’s Party Time show on Monday nights!

Thanks, Valerie & Ron, for hopefully not minding that I used this picture of your kid!   Today’s episode of blasphemy was produced by Desi Guy and sponsored by MistehClaye, but was especially made possibly by our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.  Thanks, Jesus!  And, I guess, Desi Guy and MST3Claye.  But mostly Jesus. That first old lady I talked to, I edited out a ton of her life story.  You’re welcome. Woman is arrested for calling her ex boyfriend 77,000 times in a week Here’s the show that Galen was looking for.  All of the weird apartment stuff happens within the first 15 minutes.  Thanks, Hazel! Read Michelle’s Tweets The ending song is Praise The J by Rappy McRapperson

Here’s a picture of Sharron from the first brothel call, taken in her younger years   Here’s a July 4th Eve show, sponsored by Devan Gladden and HOOKERS.  THANKS, DEVAN!  And hookers. That opening song is performed by Ritz Cookies and was sent in by Dustbernadette The Telephone Call by Joshua Dranoel is SPS’s theme song.  I forgot to mention, though, that I no longer use the original instrumental created by Joshua.  Back in 2012 I created my own instrumental cover of his song using FL Studio. To download all the sound effects, show intros and other show things, go to www.phonelosers.org/media Watch our Wendy’s drive-thru takeover pranks Support the show with Patreon, or without Patreon, or without money by just spreading the word. I haven’t set up a feed yet for the 320kbps show, but I will definitely do that soon.  Until then, you can visit the show archive to hear it in glorious 320kbps.  I’m probably going to do the regular shows in 128kbps from now on, which is about the same quality, but it’s in stereo instead of mono and you probably won’t notice the difference in size.  If anyone has a problem with this, please let me know. Here is a direct download link to the higher quality show.  

Thanks for this amazing cactus, Kris! This show, with it’s billions of voicemails on the end of it, is sponsored by Tony in Arizona.  Thanks for the continued support and the kind words, Tony!  This show is only about 30 minutes long of things that aren’t voicemails.  The second half is all voicemails. That epic cactus drawing above was sent to me by Kris, who does a regular animated series called The Bedfellows.  If you watch enough episodes of The Bedfellows, you’ll find one with a PLA logo in it.  Tell me which video of his has a PLA logo in it and you’ll win a tiny envelope filled with useless PLA crap.  Congrats on the 2 people who won! The opening song is SmokeMayamEveryDay by The Living Tombstone and was requested by Dustbernadette. Blur your house with Google Streetview (Important note – I just submitted my house to be blurred during the show edit.) THANK YOU, MARKIE.  That’s what she said.  How did I not catch that before? Prank Caller Convinces Employees To Damage Their Businesses Call PLA’s TNI – home of Dial-An-Adventure – at 206-424-8422. Here is one of the elevator phone topics on the PLA Forums, which includes the elevator prank recording that one of the voicemails refers to. HERE IS THE BEST CALLER ID SPOOFING SERVICE. Voxox works well for spoofing too, Dialer from Global Chaos Radio claims. Here is the PLA crew page for GTA V Constantinople by The Residents

4 out of 5 toasters have a 6.5536 MHz crystal in them This show was made possible by a donation of $200.52 in play money and plastic coins by Carl Sanders.  Unfortunately that wasn’t enough for me to afford PCN’s steep live broadcasting fees, but it was more than enough for me to make this podcast-only version of a show.  Thanks, Carl! Still no Yelp review from Anne Marie while I’m editing this.  Dammit. Rick Dyer is a guy who frequently fakes bigfoot captures. My background music is too loud.  I’m SORRY.  I’ll turn it down next time. Heathcliff Theme Song When I called Richard, I meant to say I was with the Department of Transportation.  I’m dum. “Don’t be an adult skateboarder,” says the adult prank caller.  I KNOW. Weird Al Yankovic – eBay