Théâtre Électrique

"Go Ask Alice" by Jefferson Starship :: Vocals by Steampunk Baby Dumpling :: Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique ::

The LPunks live beyond the endless loop of ancient 21st Century technology with no syncLok to any tik-tok Neotek device :: LPunks run away from home to avoid contact with their parents’ digital devices :: They live in Haight Ashbury, San Francisco or in Camden Town, London :: The LPunks like robots better than people, because robots don't bleed as much when you bash them in the face :: The LPunk preference for social media is sitting in a pub chatting directly with friends, no matter how dull or boring they may be :: The only acceptable form of communique, when a friend is not present, is walking slowly to a Western Union office and sending a telegram in Morse Code... LPunks live on cookies and milk or cookies and double cream when they can afford it... The LPunks favorite film is “Mad Max :: Beyond Thunderdome” and their favorite song is “We Don’t Need Another Hero” by Terry Britten… Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: Learn more about LPunks in "Declan Guy and the Chronographic Sky."

Chapter One :: Shaking and Waking :: A New Audiobook from Théâtre Électrique :: EXCERPT :: Chapter II :: "The Dark Kingdom of the Whether Wonder-ground" :: Ladies and gentleman... Welcome to commercial flight CGS- 42. The Captain of this Aeroship has a signed mandate from all passengers and crew to fly this balloon craft into low earth orbit, inside the edge of the atmosphere to the Aurorean Wonder-where Park in the sky above the Arctic Circle :: This dirigible Aerocraft is equipped with a full set of Solar Sails and our course will ride upon the northerly Solar Winds propelled by sub-atomic particles from the sun at a speed of about 111 aero knots :: A clearly mapped patch of low density dark matter in the bit of sky bordering outer space should place us inside the Mars Whether Wonder-ground for all your entertainment pleasure in a matter of moments on contact..... And that was the last recorded message from Mr. A. DeLarge, the pilot of the Aeroship and CEO of Chronographic Sky Corporation :: The balloon and several people aboard, did indeed enter the DM Zone on the Time Map, but did not instantly reappear in the Mars Wonder-ground :: Or indeed, anywhere at all, near here :: And that is why we sent a request for a job interview to you, this morning.... Mr. Declan Guy :: Your CV indicates you know your way around Dark Matter Zones and the Chronographic Sky... " I dreamt I was on that ship this morning when I woke up," Declan yawned as he replied, "I may know where it's headed, but I don't actually work here, yet... This is just a job interview, right?" Declan leaned back in his chair and rested both hands on his head, nestled neatly in his long strawberry blonde hair... The chair slid backward along the famous Sinking Building of San Francisco floor at a 24 degree angle to the vertical sky and crashed out through the window, sending him hurtling down toward the ground 42 stories below...

Elevator Music from the Restaurant at the End of Time :: Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: "You Only Live Twice" (5.1 Surround) by John Barry

Elevator Music from the Restaurant at the End of Time :: Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: "You Only Live Twice" by John Barry

Le Uber Bastard Robot Driver Terra Rebellion :: Starring Steampunk Baby Dumpling as Uber Robot Driver #1...

Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: The Founder of this Paris Théâtre Company was found dead in his flat this morning, again... This appears to be the last song he recorded before he died of starvation in the catacombs beneath the Paris Opera House, for a third time, around midnight, last night... "The Dark Swan" by Saint-Saen ::

Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: "Pure Imagination" by Anthony Newley

A travers la huitieme dimension... Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: The only surviving member of the Théâtre Électrique was found dead in Paris last night... This is the final song she played on the Harmonium, shortly before she died of starvation in the catacombs beneath the Paris Opera House... Her body was found by a consulting cat detective, sometime after midnight in the Rue Jules Verne... "Dance of the Ice Flowers on Titan Moon" by Danny Elfman

Famous French Archeologist Adèle Blanc-Sec, digging deep beneath the catacombs of the Paris Opera House, detects the distant, mysterious song of a new Opera Ghost, offering musical lessons to an antique automaton android girl lost in the dark vaults dating back to turn of the century, Paris, 1926...

A Story from Ancient Earth by Steampunk Baby Dumpling :: Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: LYRICS :: Tale as old as time :: True as it can be :: Barely even friends :: Then somebody bends :: Unexpectedly :: Just a little change :: Small, to say the least :: Both a little scared :: Neither one prepared :: Beauty and the bastard :: Ever just the same :: Ever a surprise :: Ever as before :: Ever just as sure :: As the sun will rise :: Tale as old as time :: Tune as old as song :: Bittersweet and strange :: Finding you can change :: Learning you were wrong :: Certain as the sun :: Rising in the east :: Tale as old as time :: Song as old as rhyme :: Beauty and the bastard :: Tale as old as time :: Song as old as rhyme :: Beauty and the bastard ::

Famous Time Travel hero, Buckaroo Banzai confers in secret with Titan Steampunk Baby Dumpling of Mars regarding the future fate of "Earth", the 2nd most wicked planet in the Galaxy... Steampunk Baby Dumpling opens the private dialog with a witty remark reminding Buckaroo, this planet "Earth" is the only known planet, whose name is synonymous with "mud"... Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: "Buckaroo Banzai Theme" by Michael Boddicker

The Army of Mars, buried deep in the mantle of Earth, activates the Sing Ring signal, decoded by Steampunk Baby Dumpling in the city of Kraken Mare :: Mars Underground :: 2038 RA ... Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane :: One pill makes you larger :: And one pill makes you small :: And the ones that mother gives you :: Don't do anything at all :: Go ask Alice :: When she's ten feet tall :: And if you go chasing rabbits :: And you know you're going to fall :: Tell them a hookah, a caterpillar :: Has given you the call :: Call Alice :: When she was just small :: When the men on the chessboard :: Get up and tell you where to go :: And you've just had some kind of mushroom :: And your mind is moving low :: Go ask Alice :: I think she'll know :: When logic, and proportion :: Have fallen, sloppy dead :: And the White Knight, is talking backwards :: And the Red Queen's, off with her head :: Remember, what the dormouse said :: Feed your head :: Feed your head...

The Army of Mars, buried deep in the mantle of Earth, activates the Sing Ring signal, decoded by Steampunk Baby Dumpling in the city of Kraken Mare :: Mars Underground :: 2038 RA ...

The secret of individual consciousness retaining self as a photonic body within the collective biosphere decoded by famous French Archeologist Adèle Blanc-Sec with the help of film maker and magician Georges Méliès in Paris, 1928... Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique