The Complete Guide to Everything

John Wick: Chapter 3 opens this week so we’re talking all about Keanu Reeves, the world’s best man. We cover his movies, generosity and riding motorcycles like a cool guy! Stamps.com - for a 4-week trial plus free postage and a digital scale, go to stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and enter GUIDE. Lightstream - Refinance your credit card balances and save with a Credit Card Consolidation loan from LightStream. Check out lightstream.com/complete for an additional interest rate discount.

Coca-Cola, the sugar water that captured our hearts, turns 133 years young this week. We look at the history of that bubbly brown beverage, explore the New Coke debacle and debate whether McDonald's really has the best Coke. In this episode, Pepsi is NOT okay.

We’re in the Endgame now, Avengers: Endgame that is! If you’re looking to save yourself $15 seeing it, why not opt in for the next best thing: listening to Tom explain the movie to Tim, a man who has no interest in hearing about it. (We issue a warning once we get into spoiler territory, if you’re concerned about having the movie spoiled for you but also like to wait weeks and weeks before you go see it.) Head over to Squarespace.com/GUIDE for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain

Believe it or not, if you wanted to play video games before 1989 you had to do it while sitting at home like some kind of chump. That all changed with Nintendo's Game Boy, which appealed to little kids and traveling businessmen alike. On its 30th birthday, we celebrate the Game Boy, discuss the best games and for some reason we talk about its tech specs for a really long time.

Brother can you share… a ride? This week we’re talking all about Lyft, Uber and all the other companies that offer ways to share rides in exchange for money. We’ll tell you how to use these services while only feeling mildly guilty and without being a jerk. Also we solve a listener problem about where to go on a solo vacation. Stamps.com - for a 4-week trial plus free postage and a digital scale, go to stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and enter GUIDE. Lightstream - Refinance your credit card balances and save with a Credit Card Consolidation loan from LightStream. Check out lightstream.com/complete for an additional interest rate discount.

Mayonnaise, nature's wettest condiment, can be a pretty divisive topic.

What is this, amateur hour? It is when you’re singing karaoke! This week we’re talking all about the thing that people either really love or really hate: singing on-stage to a weird MIDI backing track while a bunch of drunk people look on. Also we solve a listener problem concerning an old man bagging their groceries too slowly. Head over to Squarespace.com/GUIDE for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain

Everyone wants to write a book, but nobody knows how! Well, some people do and one of them happens to be Tom, one of the hosts of this very podcast. In this episode, we talk about the writing process, give some tips & tricks, and somehow wind up in a conversation about alarm clocks. Oh, and head to Amazon and check out Tom's new book, Omni's Fall!

Hey! Get off your damn phone! It’s rude! Oh, you’re using it to listen to this podcast? Ahhh, that’s fine then. Actually, pop out those headphones, let’s all take a listen! In this brave new world there are new rules about etiquette and we’re here to teach them to you. We also cover headphone/AirPods etiquette since we’re on the cutting edge. Make sure you stay tuned until the very end to hear the result of a dramatic bet between Tim and Tom around who uses their phone more. The results might shock you! Our sponsor this week is Marine Layer, makers of the softest clothes you’ve ever felt in your whole dang life. For 15% off your first order, visit marinelayer.com and enter offer code GUIDE at checkout!

Have you heard about the hot new craze? Grown-ups riding scooters! The next billion-dollar tech industry tomfoolery involves motorized city scooters and we had some first-hand experience with them. Also, we talk about dental veneers and solve a problem about water bottles. Thanks to our sponsor, Robinhood. Robinhood is giving our listeners a free stock like Apple, Ford or Sprint to help you build your portfolio. Sign up at guide.robinhood.com.

Captain Marvel

Look, we're not drugs people but this week we're talking about something drugs-adjacent, so be cool. CBD, which is derived from dirty filthy drugs, is legal in the US and has somehow become the hottest new trend. Since we're essentially investigative journalists, we had to try it for ourselves and report back. Also, Tom talks way too much about how scared he is by Tim's fast driving. Thanks to our sponsors this week: Stamps.com - for a 4-week trial plus free postage and a digital scale, go to stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and enter GUIDE. ZipRecruiter - try ZipRecruiter for free at this exclusive web address: ziprecruiter.com/complete

Dunkin' Donuts

Hey listen up, libraries aren't just for bookworms anymore! They have VHS tapes, CDs and sometimes video games. Sure, the librarians will shush you if you get too out of control, but there are still ways you can have some fun in a library. This week we reminisce about our library experiences like a couple of old bores. This episode is sponsored by Robinhood. They're giving listeners of The Complete Guide to Everything a FREE stock like Apple, Ford, or Sprint to help you build your portfolio. Sign up at guide.robinhood.com.

In today’s mixed-up, topsy-turvy, herky-jerky world sometimes it’s important to take a minute and give your gosh dang brain a break. That’s where meditation comes in. This week we’re talking about all of it. Mindfulness? Yes. Guided? You bet. Transcendental? You know it! Also this week Tom asks Tim a very important question. STAMPS.com Use our special offer GUIDE that includes a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale. See for yourself why over 700,000 small businesses use Stamps.com. Just go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in GUIDE Head over to Squarespace.com/GUIDE for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain