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Security breach! Security breach! Haha, just kidding! This week we're talking all about how to keep things secure. Look, we both had different ideas about what the topic "Security" would entail, but in the end this is mostly just us arguing about a machine that hard boils eggs.

It's hot outside! We're talking about all the things: how to beat the heat, what kind of fans exist and stuff that happens in pools. Also, Tom tells one of his famous "Only In New York" stories and we solve a problem from a listener about pants! This week's episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Check squarespace.com/guide for a free trial and when you're ready to launch use the offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Bing! Pow! Kabloey! You guessed it, this week we’re talking about fireworks. With the Fourth of July right around the corner, you need to know how to buy fireworks, light fireworks or at the very least watch fireworks. This week’s episode covers all of that and a story about tree sap. quip starts at just $25 and if you go to getquip.com/guide right now, you’ll get your first refill pack FREE with a QUIP electric toothbrush. Lower the interest rate on your credit card debt with a Credit Card Consolidation Loan from LightStream. Get an additional interest rate discount on top of LightStream’s already low rates at lightstream.com/complete Subject to credit approval. Rate includes 0.50% AutoPay discount. Terms and conditions apply and offers are subject to change without notice. Visit lightstream.com for more information.

There are lots of different types of movie theaters, and in this episode we discuss some of 'em! We also talk about MoviePass, the perils of popcorn and brushing your teeth at work. (That last thing doesn't have much to do with movie theaters.) London! Come see us live in London as part of the London Podcast Festival on September 15. Get tickets at tcgte.com/live

Roll the dice! Spin the wheel! Pull the lever! That’s right, it’s casino time. The most depressing places on earth can sometimes also be the most fun. This week we’re talking all about how to win big and avoid the pit boss at all costs. London! We’re coming to see you as part of the London Podcast Festival at Kings Place. Tickets are on sale now at tcgte.com/live for our one and only London show on September 15th at 9:30pm. Grab ‘em while they’re hot! Also be sure to check out our friends’ new-ish podcast, The BrainFood Show. The BrainFood Show is a podcast brought to you by the team behind the wildly popular TodayIFoundOut YouTube channel. The podcast does deep dives into historical curiosities- everything from how famed enlightenment thinker Voltaire made his fortune by helping to rig the lottery to that time Julius Caesar was captured by pirates and the hilarity that ensued… on iTunes at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-brainfoodshow/id1350586459

In anticipation of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, we're looking back at the movie that started it all (well, if you ask Tom he claims the book is better): 1993's Jurassic Park. This episode is sponsored by quip. Go to getquip.com/guide to get your first refill pack free with a quip electric toothbrush. We're also brought to you by Audible. Start a 30 day trial and your first audiobook is free. Go to audible.com/guide or text "guide" to 500-500.

Grifts! Confidence Tricks! Long cons! Short cons! It’s all covered to varying degrees this week and Tim reveals the titles of the 11 movies he’s seen. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Check out squarespace.com/guide for a free trial and use offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain.

It's that time of year again, when we welcome a new crop of grads to the world. This week, Tim and Tom talk graduation ceremonies, the graduation songs we all know and love and the experience of leaving school and never looking back. Also, Tim is very tired for some reason.

This week we’re talking all about the royals. Kings, queens, princes, princesses, all of that nonsense because guess what: one of them is getting married! To an American! Also, the results are in from the TCGTE Best Place to Live 2018 contest. ForHims.com - A one-stop shop for hair loss, skincare, sexual wellness, for men. Get a trial month of hims for just $5 today right now at forhims.com/guide quip starts at just $25 and if you go to getquip.com/guide right now, you’ll get your first refill pack FREE with a QUIP electric toothbrush.

It's another week of Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems! Listeners sent in their problems and we're gonna solve 'em! This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Check out squarespace.com/guide for a free trial and use offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain.

This week we’re concentrating 100% on solving the romance problems of our listeners, because we’re good listeners. And answerers. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Check out squarespace.com/guide for a free trial and use offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain.

Lunch: the ol' second meal of the day that people can't seem to get enough of. This week, we're digging in on lunch. Also, Tom receives a birthday gift.

The end of an era is almost upon us as Marvel’s Phase 3 comes to the beginning of the end with Avengers: Infinity War. This week we’re offering a valuable primer to anyone who does know their Spider-Man from their Spider-Ham so you can go into the movie theater not wondering who the hell all these people are. There are no spoilers in this episode for Infinity War, lots of spoilers for every movie leading up to it. ForHims.com- A one-stop shop for hair loss, skincare, sexual wellness, for men. Get a trial month of hims for just $5 today right now at forhims.com/guide.

Tom loves this video game Fortnite Battle Royale so much that he insisted on talking about it for an hour. So that's what we're doing this week. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Check out squarespace.com/guide for a free trial and use offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain.

Whether you call them French Fries, Freedom Fries, chips or just potatoes, this week they’re what we’re talking about. Tim gives his top 11 tops of French Fries, we discuss the various toppings available and Tom issues an apology for last week’s episode.