The Complete Guide to Everything

In this family friendly, squeaky clean episode we talk all things Disney. Well all things Disney that aren't the theme parks since we did that already. Topics discussed include all the birds dying lately, freezing yourself, the new Ted Williams and talented hobos, bizarre will requests, hot princesses, cartoons priming the next generation of sexually casual teenagers and we answer some problems about finding porn and fooling around with your co-worker's daughter.

In this episode we discuss the biggest stories in the world in 2010 and make predictions for 2011. We discuss putting cats in garbage bins, the Emmy death montage, circus triathalons and the blessed union of two people we don’t like. Also, who will be the biggest name in 2011: Kevin James or Ashton Kutcher?

Dog Music, Spencer's Gifts 2010, Tom's War on Christmas, The Home Alone Quadrilogy, A Christmas Story, Michael Keaton's Jack Frost, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure, The Adventures of Randy Quaid and the Hollywood Star Whackers, Tim and Tom's Christmas Gift

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Janitors Milk The New Theme Song "Enhanced" Consulting for the TSA Tim and Tom Solve Your Problems: Are We Your Friends? Types of Philes Two Timing A Juggalo's Response Illustrations by Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out her work at Flailing With Ink.

We discuss the global phenomenon that is Harry Potter, so naturally the conversation turns to Richie Rich and Archie comics. Also, the debut of a potential new theme song!

A topic so extensive that it could not be contained to a single episode! This week Tim and Tom go over the rules of DarwinDating.com in "Does it Pass the Mustard?", speculate on the rules of speed dating, offend Matthew Broderick in a number of ways, and give some terrible dating advice.

Looking for love? You've come to the right place! This week we discuss dating and love and whatnot. From 80s video dating to niche online dating services for weird people, we cover it all and give you all the information you need to get to third base on your next romantic excursion. We also discuss [...]

Learning England is not still in the 1980s 1980s Social Networking Burritos TV's Unsolved Mysteries Three Men and a Baby Ghost The Back Room of the Video Store Overt Perverts Time Travelers Ruining Tom's Credit Steve Guttenberg Gets Called Out A Pervert's Greatest Fear Realized Buying Smugness You're Awful Updates TCGTE Rebooted You're Awful: The [...]

In this episode we discuss the most depressing television shows in history, Tom's potential untimely demise in London, a cereal box that angered Tim and answer some listener mail. Also, some stuff about breakfast. Illustrations by Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out her work at Flailing With Ink.

TCGTE London Tim considers coming to England Tim intimidates for money How to Write Compelling Show Titles Paying Your Taxes is for Grown Ups Aristocratic Old Money Women at FAO Schwarz "You're Awful" Corn How the government works Hipsters' Ideas About Poop Green Stuff (Not Poop) Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems: Fantasy Football Collusion [...]

Hate waiting in line at the DMV? We come up with solutions to the Department of Motor Vehicle's woes in this episode. Also, we talk about lucid dreaming, college football games and the fact that the two hosts of this program hate each other. Also, learn how to calculate your Jerk Quotient.

Call to action for billionaires Million dollar bills Tim weighs his options Tom's coming to London The Business of Bloopers YouTube Killed The America's Funniest Home Videos Star Our Pal "Randy" Becomes an Unexpected Famous Internet Asshole The Social Fight Club Tim and Tom Solve Your Problems: Canadian Jerks at Work Santa Claus Cons A [...]

In this episode, two non-celebrities talk at length about the nature of celebrity. In a Freaky Friday-esque twist, minds are blown as Tom and Tim seemingly completely change personalities when arguing about Justin Bieber or Joaquin Phoenix or something. Also, what the hell was the deal with The Love Boat? Illustrations by Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out [...]