The Hidden Almanac

Today we remember a short-lived line of personal cleansing products. It is the Feast Day of Cut Paper Flowers, and in the garden, the weather is fluctuating. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we recount the haunting of a church. It is the Feast Day of Holly Berries, and in the garden, the path is slick. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

On this day, we return to the studio and find it in quite a state. It is the Feast Day of the White Wolverine, and in the garden, the hostas have died. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

It is on this day that two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity return the skull of the Queen of the People of the Golden Skulls to its proper owner. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

We interrupt the story in progress with this important announcement. Rev. Mord and Pr. Drom will return on Monday. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity discuss how to get past the new and improved security measures at the site of the Tomb of the Queen of the People of the Golden Skulls. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

It is on this day that two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity and their various companions embark on another road trip. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we are interrupted by Pastor Drom, who is ready to return the Skull of the Queen of the People of the Golden Skulls. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we remember a cheesemonger who made a terrible mistake. It is the Feast Day of Brie, and in the garden, there are acorns. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we remember the bravery of a nursemaid. It is the Feast Day of the Cardboard Judge, and in the garden, it has begin to frost. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today marks the day that Eland the Younger first described the Emperor Millipede. It is the Feast Day of St. Parsiva, who remains holy despite knowing what caused her visions. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today marks the introduction of the Grand Behemoth automobile. It is also the day that General Granny made her name. It is the Feast Day of the Seventh Guest, and in the garden, leaves are falling. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we remember a sensible young man. It is the Feast Day of Lard, and in the garden, the weather is turning cool. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

It is the Feast Day of Gila Monsters, and in the garden, George has made a new friend. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

It is the Feast Day of the Dead, and in the subway tunnels, we are hiding out. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.