The Hidden Almanac

Today we recall a curious case of frozen chickens in a town that is not Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of Hot Pants, and in the garden, the temperatures are out of control. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we recall the story of a speaking goat statue. It is the Feast Day of Violet Mackerel, and in the garden, it will be cold. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we recount the contents of a crypt. It is the Feast Day of Saint Bo, and in the garden, it is soggy. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we remember one of the most influential songs of the last Century. It is the Feast Day of Sour Candy, and in the seed catalogue, there are melons. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we remember birds in Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of St. Ernestine, and in the garden, there is a space heater. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we remember the introduction and eventual recall of the Arcticfleece product line. It is the Feast Day of the Black Otter, and in the garden, there is molting. Be Safe, and remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we remember a tree falling on the House of Parliament. It is the Feast Day of Melted Snow, and in the garden, we read again from the Seed Catalogue. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we mark the discovery of the corkscrew pine. It is the Feast Day of the Last Mandrake, and in the garden, we have a reading from a seed catalogue. Be Safe, and Remember: You Have Are Not Alone.

Today we remember the rescue of three survivors of a shipwreck. It is the Feast Day of the New Risen Onion, and in the garden, George has begin to molt. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we remember the day letters arrived in Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of St. Kevin, and in the garden, the seed catalogues are arriving. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone

It is on this day that one professor from the Ravencoast School of Divinity is able to release another from imprisonment. Be Safe, and Remember : You Are Not Alone.

It is on this day that we visit our incarcerated colleague once more, to determine how her introduction to the General Population has faired. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we deliver our belated welcoming of the New Year. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Is is on this day that a Professor from the Ravencoast School of Divinity visits a colleague who has been incarcerated. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

It is on this day that the Hidden Almanac announces a hiatus due to Pr. Drom’s legal difficulties. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.