So I Married A Movie Geek

It's a Nicolas Cage double feature with an intermission of Oscar discussion! This week, we went to see Cage's newest 3D entry into the "give me my daughter/granddaughter back!!!" pantheon of cinema, Drive Angry. And then we watched The Rock, because Krissy had never seen it. The rambling conversation that followed includes Justin sticking up for Cage and his many hairpieces, Amber Heard and her newly out outness/hotness, William Fichtner, Sean Connery & Finding Forrester, Sarah Palin, James Franco & Anne Hathaway, Green Mile guy, Candyman, Not Steve Zahn, anal bath bead rockets & much more! WARNING: This podcast is R-rated! Meaning...it's explicit and there are some 4-letter words. You've been warned!

It's another Netflix instant streaming (plus WINE!!!!) double feature! Why? Because after three looong weeks, we finally got INTERNET in our new friggin' apartment!!! It's a celebration!!! A celebration that involves one great movie and one not so great movie. And our first official (and Oscar-nominated) foreign film!! We discuss Wisconsin, polar bear plunges, Tony Shalhoub, brushing your teeth while working out, Korean spas, shocking violence, isolationism, sweet dance moves, the Duggars, the Gosselins and more!! This podcast is rated PG-13 because Krissy pulls out a surprise 5-letter word! Earmuffs, kids!!!

It's another Netflix instant streaming (plus WINE!!!!) double feature! Why? Because after three looong weeks, we finally got INTERNET in our new friggin' apartment!!! It's a celebration!!! A celebration that involves one great movie and one not so great movie. And our first official (and Oscar-nominated) foreign film!! We discuss Wisconsin, polar bear plunges, Tony Shalhoub, brushing your teeth while working out, Korean spas, shocking violence, isolationism, sweet dance moves, the Duggars, the Gosselins and more!! This podcast is rated PG-13 because Krissy pulls out a surprise 5-letter word! Earmuffs, kids!!!

It's another Netflix instant streaming (plus WINE!!!!) double feature! Why? Because after three looong weeks, we finally got INTERNET in our new friggin' apartment!!! It's a celebration!!! A celebration that involves one great movie and one not so great movie. And our first official (and Oscar-nominated) foreign film!! We discuss Wisconsin, polar bear plunges, Tony Shalhoub, brushing your teeth while working out, Korean spas, shocking violence, isolationism, sweet dance moves, the Duggars, the Gosselins and more!! This podcast is rated PG-13 because Krissy pulls out a surprise 5-letter word! Earmuffs, kids!!!

The time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of many things... Of Cusacks (both John & Joan), relationships (with your dad, boyfriend, or Swedish-accented girlfriend), and those with "special needs."  Yup, J and K are CUSACKING OUT this week, with the 1989 classic 'Say Anything' and 2000's 'High Fidelity.' The post-viewing podcast contains lots of wisecracking, singing, and sneezing and even some snotting. (Ew.) Episode 39 is rated a friendly and tame PG. Aww, isn't that nice?

The time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of many things... Of Cusacks (both John & Joan), relationships (with your dad, boyfriend, or Swedish-accented girlfriend), and those with "special needs."  Yup, J and K are CUSACKING OUT this week, with the 1989 classic 'Say Anything' and 2000's 'High Fidelity.' The post-viewing podcast contains lots of wisecracking, singing, and sneezing and even some snotting. (Ew.) Episode 39 is rated a friendly and tame PG. Aww, isn't that nice?

The time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of many things... Of Cusacks (both John & Joan), relationships (with your dad, boyfriend, or Swedish-accented girlfriend), and those with "special needs."  Yup, J and K are CUSACKING OUT this week, with the 1989 classic 'Say Anything' and 2000's 'High Fidelity.' The post-viewing podcast contains lots of wisecracking, singing, and sneezing and even some snotting. (Ew.) Episode 39 is rated a friendly and tame PG. Aww, isn't that nice?

This week = all sequels all the time, as J and K try and answer the question: is it *really* better the second time around, as the theme from 'Step By Step' suggests? Well, if you're watching 'The Karate Kid Part II,' then the answer is YES. (Justin: "Did we agree on this? Cause I say NO.") But if you're watching 'Titanic 2'... Not. So. Much. Indeed there's a clear winner in this week's double feature podcast, and (spoiler alert!) it's *NOT* the movie that was produced by Asylum. Join us on the Sequel Train as we discuss iceberg tsunamis, coke nails, whether tis better to fight for honor or just say 'eff it,' and the litigious nature of Peter Cetera. This podcast is rated PG-13, for (once again) Krissy's liberal use of the word 'douchebag.'

This week = all sequels all the time, as J and K try and answer the question: is it *really* better the second time around, as the theme from 'Step By Step' suggests? Well, if you're watching 'The Karate Kid Part II,' then the answer is YES. (Justin: "Did we agree on this? Cause I say NO.") But if you're watching 'Titanic 2'... Not. So. Much. Indeed there's a clear winner in this week's double feature podcast, and (spoiler alert!) it's *NOT* the movie that was produced by Asylum. Join us on the Sequel Train as we discuss iceberg tsunamis, coke nails, whether tis better to fight for honor or just say 'eff it,' and the litigious nature of Peter Cetera. This podcast is rated PG-13, for (once again) Krissy's liberal use of the word 'douchebag.'

This week = all sequels all the time, as J and K try and answer the question: is it *really* better the second time around, as the theme from 'Step By Step' suggests? Well, if you're watching 'The Karate Kid Part II,' then the answer is YES. (Justin: "Did we agree on this? Cause I say NO.") But if you're watching 'Titanic 2'... Not. So. Much. Indeed there's a clear winner in this week's double feature podcast, and (spoiler alert!) it's *NOT* the movie that was produced by Asylum. Join us on the Sequel Train as we discuss iceberg tsunamis, coke nails, whether tis better to fight for honor or just say 'eff it,' and the litigious nature of Peter Cetera. This podcast is rated PG-13, for (once again) Krissy's liberal use of the word 'douchebag.'

ALIENS! Jumping at your face! Bursting out your chest! Obnoxiously spraying their acid blood all over you! What a drag! But do you want to know what's undoubtedly not a drag??!!?? The fact that Krissy has finally seen Alien AND Aliens! The originals without the Predators! FINALLY! (a choir sings!) Yep. As boxes have taken over our apartment for our potential move, this week we did a Alien/Aliens combo and had a grand old time trying to stay on topic about both! There's just so much STUFF!! Our discussion is so packed with nonsensical goodness, you'd have to put on a Mech Suit just to pry the goodness off! Seriously. Listen to it! This podcast is PG-13, scattered, smothered and covered with goodness about aliens. Either you're in for the random craziness or not. Sigourney Weaver would be in. But that's cause she and the character of Ripley is a BAD ASS. Are you a BAD ASS? Then listen to this podcast. You might learn something. Or you might not. ALIENS!

ALIENS! Jumping at your face! Bursting out your chest! Obnoxiously spraying their acid blood all over you! What a drag! But do you want to know what's undoubtedly not a drag??!!?? The fact that Krissy has finally seen Alien AND Aliens! The originals without the Predators! FINALLY! (a choir sings!) Yep. As boxes have taken over our apartment for our potential move, this week we did a Alien/Aliens combo and had a grand old time trying to stay on topic about both! There's just so much STUFF!! Our discussion is so packed with nonsensical goodness, you'd have to put on a Mech Suit just to pry the goodness off! Seriously. Listen to it! This podcast is PG-13, scattered, smothered and covered with goodness about aliens. Either you're in for the random craziness or not. Sigourney Weaver would be in. But that's cause she and the character of Ripley is a BAD ASS. Are you a BAD ASS? Then listen to this podcast. You might learn something. Or you might not. ALIENS!

ALIENS! Jumping at your face! Bursting out your chest! Obnoxiously spraying their acid blood all over you! What a drag! But do you want to know what's undoubtedly not a drag??!!?? The fact that Krissy has finally seen Alien AND Aliens! The originals without the Predators! FINALLY! (a choir sings!) Yep. As boxes have taken over our apartment for our potential move, this week we did a Alien/Aliens combo and had a grand old time trying to stay on topic about both! There's just so much STUFF!! Our discussion is so packed with nonsensical goodness, you'd have to put on a Mech Suit just to pry the goodness off! Seriously. Listen to it! This podcast is PG-13, scattered, smothered and covered with goodness about aliens. Either you're in for the random craziness or not. Sigourney Weaver would be in. But that's cause she and the character of Ripley is a BAD ASS. Are you a BAD ASS? Then listen to this podcast. You might learn something. Or you might not. ALIENS!

Something happened on tonight's podcast, and without the help of alcohol, Justin and Krissy just got totally silly and WEIRD. J blames it on the coffee, while K blames it on her ADD. Crazy analogies and metaphors ensue, including but not limited to Barbra Streisand as an octopus (?), Seth Rogen's poor-by-comparison turn as an amorphous paraplegic sea creature (??), an imagined conversation between Jay Chou and Rooster Cogburn, and ZOMBIE SELENA!! Much like the former of these two movies, not much makes sense (but we have fun anyway). This podcast is rated PG-13!

Something happened on tonight's podcast, and without the help of alcohol, Justin and Krissy just got totally silly and WEIRD. J blames it on the coffee, while K blames it on her ADD. Crazy analogies and metaphors ensue, including but not limited to Barbra Streisand as an octopus (?), Seth Rogen's poor-by-comparison turn as an amorphous paraplegic sea creature (??), an imagined conversation between Jay Chou and Rooster Cogburn, and ZOMBIE SELENA!! Much like the former of these two movies, not much makes sense (but we have fun anyway). This podcast is rated PG-13!