The Comedy Couple

This week, listener Deanna actually cancelled Christmas, a woman gets Botox to look good in selfies, the "Ten Year Itch," a lady steals a six-year-old's iPad, a Cracker Barrel waitress gets a new car, mistletoe drones, we were on the Snark Monkey podcast, and Russell Peters is our "Comedian of the Week!"

This week, Hannah is one of our favorite new fans, Christmas traditions, we accidentally saw the Stephen Hawking flick "The Theory of Everything," Tech kills the mood, a CRAZY nurse, NYC may ban horse-drawn carriages, a woman sells breast milk, a family cancels Christmas, and Jo Koy is our "Comedian of the Week!"

Rhoda thinks she ruined the Thanksgiving cookies, our friends Ryan and Irina got married, Ann Nicole is our "Listener of the Month," We talk about Emma Stone and the Pregnant Man because Pierre wants us to, a doctor does some pretty bad stuff, a guy got stabbed on Thanksgiving, the "I'm Not Gay No More" guy is Andy's new favorite, a couple got married on a NYC subway, Jessica Rona's "Actress" anthem is hilarious and sad, more guys are getting beauty treatments, a guy flees and accident to avoid his GF's mouth, and Bobby Collins is our "Comedian of the Week!"

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This week a flight has crabs, a 102-year-old woman's White Castle birthday, couples who meet online are more likely to split up, women outraged over Batman shirt, a couple gets married on top of a mountain, and The Sklar Brothers are our "Comedian(s) Of The Week!"

This week, Brenda is our "Listener of the Month," a woman chews through a cop's backseat, women have a backup guy, fat suits on blind dates, an extravagant NYC dog hotel, and Chris Hardwick is our "Comedian of the Week!"

Hi Julie! This week, happy birthday Dianna, Jane and Joseph, congrats to Dianna for getting hitched, Labor Day weekend, RIP Joan Rivers, decisive couples, a dumb mom's Facebook post, sisters give birth at same time at same place, ASSistant principal changes son's grades, boy almost kills workers over cartoons, and Noah Gardenswartz is our "Comedian of the Week!"

This week, bringing our dog to the park after hours proves we're rebels, Irina Ibragimova is an awesome artist, Facebook's satire tag, date rape preventing nail polish, pet friendly dating sites, a crazy cat lady, a school official calls girls skanks, your child's doodles may mean they're a genius, and Jim Gaffigan is our Comedian of the Week!

This week, Robin Williams is our "Comedian of the Week," we crown the first winner of our "Monthly Bribe," the Oddball Comedy Festival, we review "Let's Be Cops," a woman is suing the "Seinfeld" diner, the Ice Bucket Challenge, and relationships make you fat!

This week, our talented friend Irina painted a portrait of our dog, the "Tubby Tabby" app is the only cat we can tolerate, Andy went to the Eminem concert, listener Buddy checks in, the "Apparently" kid, a drunk nanny, Cheesecake Factory is fattening, an old couple pulls a page from "The Notebook," narcissists are proud of themselves, boys in the ladies room, and Fahim Anwar is our "Comedian of the Week!"

This week, we celebrated our birthdays by jumping into a lake, we saw REO Speedwagon and Chicago live in concert, Chelsea (Scruff's mom) is our "Listener of the Month," a creep installed cameras in a university bathroom, fist bumps vs. handshakes, playing hard to get works, dogs get jealous too, a mom spray tans her kids, and Mike Birbiglia is our "Comedian of the Week!"

This week, the song parody about what Andy really does in the shower, listener Raquel loves "Titanic" and so do we, tall guys cheat more often, couples want a 12/13/14 wedding date, fun summer baby facts, "The Hairy Leg Club," the difference between love and lust, and Larry Miller is our "Comedian Of The Week!"

Have you heard that song "Singing in the Shower" by Becky G? Well, every time he hears it, Andy hums something different. Check out our new parody song! Huge thanks to "Saturday Night Online Live With Romeo" for airing it on their show this weekend!

This week, Chelsea sent us the best pic of her dog EVER, we found something traumatizing outside, Andy's bathroom situation, McDonald's weddings, women hate red, stress turns you into a cookie monster, BFFs share DNA, what he's hiding on his dating profile, and Weird Al is our "Comedian of the Week!"

This week, our favorite cupcake shop may be closing, smelling farts prevents cancer, cops try to snap pics of a teen's junk, a woman is only eating dog food for a month, remote control birth control, and Bill Burr is our "Comedian of the Week!" Want us to talk about something? Email us! info@thecomedycouple.com