FilmDrunk Frotcast

From genius parody of your average moronic sports blog commenter to critically-acclaimed host of his own podcast (Pardon My Take), controversial, divisive, mysterious internet figure PFT Commenter joins the Frotcast this week for his first live appearance. The leader of the "Internet Commenters For Trump" movement explains what goes into crafting the hottest sports takes, how he dealt with the cease and desist letters he received from ESPN and Mike Florio, and disputes SI writer Rick Reilly's recent claim that Kate Upton having three boobs would be bad. Comedian Matt Lieb (Viceland's Flophouse) also returns this week, along with Vince, Brendan, and Bret. Matt sings fully-improvised songs set to royalty-free music, we discuss the OJ 30 for 30, and answer your emails. We also talk about Ice T and Body Count's new cover of "Institutionalized," and offer an abbreviated "Crystal Corner." Enjoy.

From genius parody of your average moronic sports blog commenter to critically-acclaimed host of his own podcast (Pardon My Take), controversial, divisive, mysterious internet figure PFT Commenter joins the Frotcast this week for his first live appearance. The leader of the "Internet Commenters For Trump" movement explains what goes into crafting the hottest sports takes, how he dealt with the cease and desist letters he received from ESPN and Mike Florio, and disputes SI writer Rick Reilly's recent claim that Kate Upton having three boobs would be bad. Comedian Matt Lieb (Viceland's Flophouse) also returns this week, along with Vince, Brendan, and Bret. Matt sings fully-improvised songs set to royalty-free music, we discuss the OJ 30 for 30, and answer your emails. We also talk about Ice T and Body Count's new cover of "Institutionalized," and offer an abbreviated "Crystal Corner." Enjoy.

Matt Ufford of SB Nation joins Vince Mancini from Uproxx and the rest of the Frotcrew (Bret and Brendan) to discuss the Game of Thrones finale. After that, we discuss Charlie Kaufman's stop-motion cunnilingus masterpiece Anomalisa. Other topics include Brexit, the world's worst relationship column, Harambe memes, and of course, Crystal Corner.  4:55 - Harambe memes. Why so good? 7:30 - Breaking down the world's worst relationship blog, a divorce between Burners. "This is seriously the new dark ages." -Bret 19:00 - We crowd source our script for "Cuck to the Future" 19:40 - Matt Ufford joins for some Game of Thrones talk. 26:25 - End Game of Thrones spoilers. Aaand we're back to the burner article again.  32:36 - Back to Game of Thrones! 47:00 - How to deal with street petitions, and #DadBrands 55:50 - How your married friends talk to you when you're the only single one. 58:00 - Mr Robot 1:03:00 - We talk Anomalisa, which was my favorite movie of last year but Brendan did not like. 1:15:00 - CRYSTAL CORNER, with Katy Perry.  1:21:48 - I discuss my rewatch of The Fast and the Furious, and how awful everything was in 2001.  1:32:18 - Your emails. Bret's relationship advice: "You're not gonna meet someone and it's gonna be okay. It's never going to be okay."

Matt Ufford of SB Nation joins Vince Mancini from Uproxx and the rest of the Frotcrew (Bret and Brendan) to discuss the Game of Thrones finale. After that, we discuss Charlie Kaufman's stop-motion cunnilingus masterpiece Anomalisa. Other topics include Brexit, the world's worst relationship column, Harambe memes, and of course, Crystal Corner.  4:55 - Harambe memes. Why so good? 7:30 - Breaking down the world's worst relationship blog, a divorce between Burners. "This is seriously the new dark ages." -Bret 19:00 - We crowd source our script for "Cuck to the Future" 19:40 - Matt Ufford joins for some Game of Thrones talk. 26:25 - End Game of Thrones spoilers. Aaand we're back to the burner article again.  32:36 - Back to Game of Thrones! 47:00 - How to deal with street petitions, and #DadBrands 55:50 - How your married friends talk to you when you're the only single one. 58:00 - Mr Robot 1:03:00 - We talk Anomalisa, which was my favorite movie of last year but Brendan did not like. 1:15:00 - CRYSTAL CORNER, with Katy Perry.  1:21:48 - I discuss my rewatch of The Fast and the Furious, and how awful everything was in 2001.  1:32:18 - Your emails. Bret's relationship advice: "You're not gonna meet someone and it's gonna be okay. It's never going to be okay."

Matt Lieb, Brendan, Bret, and Vince Mancini in the Frotquarters this week, talking Alex Jones, Game of Thrones, a Tod Maffin Update, Crystal Corner, and some wonderful improvised songs sung to royalty-free music.  Opening - Matt got a traffic ticket, from a cop who wasn't even in a car. 6:15 - My terrible Alex Jones impression and our weekly Alex Jones-ridicule session. Also, Alex Jones' fans are now apparently accusing him of being Jewish. 10:00 - We started talking about Anomalisa, but then Daniel Plainview showed up for some reason.  14:03 - Game of Thrones talk! Were you "fist pumping the entire time" during this past episode or did you think it kind of felt like half-ass Braveheart? Has Jon Snow learned nothing? Discuss! Or don't! [SPOILERS FOR 10 MINUTES] 25:39 - An inexplicable detour into Smash Mouth 31:30 - Matt got into a fight over Ghandi. Topic - does modern discourse allow for enough nuance that a public figure can be both good and bad?? 37:33 - In what's becoming a recurring segment, Brendan has some tales from public radio.  41:42 - The Tod Maffin Update. Today, how to identify millennials hoo-mons. 54:20 - CRYSTAL CORNER. Brendan and Bret derive irrational joy from the theme song.  59:28 - Matt Lieb improvises lyrics to royalty-free internet songs! 1:01:44 - A song for listener Radd about his brother who isn't good at fantasy football 1:05:42 - A song for Justin, about HIS brother, who is a teacher, and is getting married. WARNING, EXPLICIT LYRICS. AND GRUNTING. 1:08:29 - A song for AP. It's a nice light-hearted number about stealing babies and putting them in a cave. 1:14:00 - Your emails.

Matt Lieb, Brendan, Bret, and Vince Mancini in the Frotquarters this week, talking Alex Jones, Game of Thrones, a Tod Maffin Update, Crystal Corner, and some wonderful improvised songs sung to royalty-free music.  Opening - Matt got a traffic ticket, from a cop who wasn't even in a car. 6:15 - My terrible Alex Jones impression and our weekly Alex Jones-ridicule session. Also, Alex Jones' fans are now apparently accusing him of being Jewish. 10:00 - We started talking about Anomalisa, but then Daniel Plainview showed up for some reason.  14:03 - Game of Thrones talk! Were you "fist pumping the entire time" during this past episode or did you think it kind of felt like half-ass Braveheart? Has Jon Snow learned nothing? Discuss! Or don't! [SPOILERS FOR 10 MINUTES] 25:39 - An inexplicable detour into Smash Mouth 31:30 - Matt got into a fight over Ghandi. Topic - does modern discourse allow for enough nuance that a public figure can be both good and bad?? 37:33 - In what's becoming a recurring segment, Brendan has some tales from public radio.  41:42 - The Tod Maffin Update. Today, how to identify millennials hoo-mons. 54:20 - CRYSTAL CORNER. Brendan and Bret derive irrational joy from the theme song.  59:28 - Matt Lieb improvises lyrics to royalty-free internet songs! 1:01:44 - A song for listener Radd about his brother who isn't good at fantasy football 1:05:42 - A song for Justin, about HIS brother, who is a teacher, and is getting married. WARNING, EXPLICIT LYRICS. AND GRUNTING. 1:08:29 - A song for AP. It's a nice light-hearted number about stealing babies and putting them in a cave. 1:14:00 - Your emails.

Big topics this week include Primer (2004), Megan Fox in Crystal Corner, OJ: Made in America, and of course my staph infection, and also getting in a car accident on the way to the hospital to be treated for said staph infection. But of course, most of the brilliance was off-topic, including Matt's improvised song about eczema, a collaborative Beach Boys song about Jewish conspiracies, and a return visit from El Chapo, who has become addicted to heroin. Que pena.

Big topics this week include Primer (2004), Megan Fox in Crystal Corner, OJ: Made in America, and of course my staph infection, and also getting in a car accident on the way to the hospital to be treated for said staph infection. But of course, most of the brilliance was off-topic, including Matt's improvised song about eczema, a collaborative Beach Boys song about Jewish conspiracies, and a return visit from El Chapo, who has become addicted to heroin. Que pena.

In his EXCLUSIVE FIRST PODCAST APPEARANCE (sort of but not really), Brian Grubb,the Uproxx writer formerly known as Danger Guerrero, sits in for an interview mostly about TV shows, but also his journey from lawyer to writer, using his disability to score restaurant tables, and more. Before that, we introduce our new segment, "Okay, Shut Up," which the Frot members finally watch a movie one of us won't shut up about. This week's movie, Chappie. We also have a new Crystal Corner, with this week's celebrity lover of magic crystals, Jenna Dewan Tatum (wife of Channing Tatum, aka C-Tates). There's even a Royalty-Free Music Improv with Matt Lieb. Enjoy! Time-Stamped #Content 5:34 - Matt Lieb is locked in a Facebook beef with a guy with a funny name.  10:36 - Matt explains his gig on "The Star Wars Show" and opening for Gabriel Iglesias 19:25 - The inaugural run of "Okay, Shut Up," in which we all watch a movie one of us won't shut up about. This week in Okay Shut Up, Chappie, a movie I (Vince Mancini) never shut up about.  30:00 - Matt Lieb, on Yolandie Visser's sex appeal. "It's like she could rip out your heart and eat it and you'd still have a boner somehow."  42:35 - CRYSTAL CORNER! This week's celebrity who loves the power of healing crystals, Jenna Dewan Tatum.  53:00 - Royalty-Free Musical Improv, with Matt Lieb 57:40 - The EXCLUSIVE first podcast interview with The Artist Formerly Known as Danger Guerrero, Brian Grubb 1:00:00 - Better Call Saul Vs. Breaking Bad, with Brian Grubb  1:38:55 - We read your emails, about Jewishness, and Matt's beef with the anti-circumcision lobby. 

In his EXCLUSIVE FIRST PODCAST APPEARANCE (sort of but not really), Brian Grubb,the Uproxx writer formerly known as Danger Guerrero, sits in for an interview mostly about TV shows, but also his journey from lawyer to writer, using his disability to score restaurant tables, and more. Before that, we introduce our new segment, "Okay, Shut Up," which the Frot members finally watch a movie one of us won't shut up about. This week's movie, Chappie. We also have a new Crystal Corner, with this week's celebrity lover of magic crystals, Jenna Dewan Tatum (wife of Channing Tatum, aka C-Tates). There's even a Royalty-Free Music Improv with Matt Lieb. Enjoy! Time-Stamped #Content 5:34 - Matt Lieb is locked in a Facebook beef with a guy with a funny name.  10:36 - Matt explains his gig on "The Star Wars Show" and opening for Gabriel Iglesias 19:25 - The inaugural run of "Okay, Shut Up," in which we all watch a movie one of us won't shut up about. This week in Okay Shut Up, Chappie, a movie I (Vince Mancini) never shut up about.  30:00 - Matt Lieb, on Yolandie Visser's sex appeal. "It's like she could rip out your heart and eat it and you'd still have a boner somehow."  42:35 - CRYSTAL CORNER! This week's celebrity who loves the power of healing crystals, Jenna Dewan Tatum.  53:00 - Royalty-Free Musical Improv, with Matt Lieb 57:40 - The EXCLUSIVE first podcast interview with The Artist Formerly Known as Danger Guerrero, Brian Grubb 1:00:00 - Better Call Saul Vs. Breaking Bad, with Brian Grubb  1:38:55 - We read your emails, about Jewishness, and Matt's beef with the anti-circumcision lobby. 

Film critic Jeff Bayer from Movie BS and FilmSchoolRejects joins FilmDrunk's Vince Mancini, comedian Joey Avery, and Frotcast co-host Bret to review Game Of Thrones, X-Men: Apocalypse, and Alice Through The Looking Glass. Plus our new segment, Crystal Corner, where we talk about which celebrities are into magical healing crystals this week. Then it's onto your email questions, which, as usual, are all about relationships and pooping. frotcast@gmail.com, 415 275 0030. Review us on iTunes!  3:23 - Game of Thrones Talk. Hodor! Zombies! Boobies! Wieners! The Iron Born! Children of the Forest!  16:44 - Joey Avery and Jeff Bayer arrive. 25:29 - Jeff tells us about Alice Through The Looking Glass 31:00 - Bret polls us on how we don't kill ourselves, being film critics and all.  45:00 - X-Men: Apocalypse vs. Captain America: Civil War, with Vince and Jeff. 48:20 - Anthony Weiner, and trying to remember why people were mad at him. 56:30 - CRYSTAL CORNER! This week's believers in the healing power of magic crystals include Alanis Morisette and a guy from 10 Things I Hate About You. (Bret loves crystals) 1:11:07 - Jeff tells us about his child, who one day decided that he wasn't going to poop anymore.  1:23:00 - Charlie Daniels' NRA video, in which he calls Obama a "fresh-faced flower child."  1:30:00 - Answering email question, AND our BRAND NEW EMAILS THEME SONG! 

Film critic Jeff Bayer from Movie BS and FilmSchoolRejects joins FilmDrunk's Vince Mancini, comedian Joey Avery, and Frotcast co-host Bret to review Game Of Thrones, X-Men: Apocalypse, and Alice Through The Looking Glass. Plus our new segment, Crystal Corner, where we talk about which celebrities are into magical healing crystals this week. Then it's onto your email questions, which, as usual, are all about relationships and pooping. frotcast@gmail.com, 415 275 0030. Review us on iTunes!  3:23 - Game of Thrones Talk. Hodor! Zombies! Boobies! Wieners! The Iron Born! Children of the Forest!  16:44 - Joey Avery and Jeff Bayer arrive. 25:29 - Jeff tells us about Alice Through The Looking Glass 31:00 - Bret polls us on how we don't kill ourselves, being film critics and all.  45:00 - X-Men: Apocalypse vs. Captain America: Civil War, with Vince and Jeff. 48:20 - Anthony Weiner, and trying to remember why people were mad at him. 56:30 - CRYSTAL CORNER! This week's believers in the healing power of magic crystals include Alanis Morisette and a guy from 10 Things I Hate About You. (Bret loves crystals) 1:11:07 - Jeff tells us about his child, who one day decided that he wasn't going to poop anymore.  1:23:00 - Charlie Daniels' NRA video, in which he calls Obama a "fresh-faced flower child."  1:30:00 - Answering email question, AND our BRAND NEW EMAILS THEME SONG! 

"Film Critic" author Laremy Legel and comedian Joey Avery join the Frotcast this week, as we talk Laremy's trip to Australia, Neighbors 2, "feminism" as a selling point, doing acid at Coachella, and of course, Spencer Pratt's love of magic crystals. It's a "cask strength" podcast this week, as I'm drinking Maker's 46 cask strength (Bret is sipping a double-oaked Woodford Reserve). Help us monetize our #friendship, and be part of our #brand.

"Film Critic" author Laremy Legel and comedian Joey Avery join the Frotcast this week, as we talk Laremy's trip to Australia, Neighbors 2, "feminism" as a selling point, doing acid at Coachella, and of course, Spencer Pratt's love of magic crystals. It's a "cask strength" podcast this week, as I'm drinking Maker's 46 cask strength (Bret is sipping a double-oaked Woodford Reserve). Help us monetize our #friendship, and be part of our #brand.

We dedicated an entire Frotcast to one movie this week -- Captain America: Civil War! Comedian Matt Lieb (Flophouse) and TV writer Patrick Schumacker (Sh*t My Dad Says, Surviving Jack, iZombie) join Vince Mancini to talk Cap, the superhero genre in general, Marvel vs DC and everything else. Afterwards, we talk about Beyonce and Jay-Z for some reason, cheating, and the usual dose of weird sex talk with Matt Lieb.