FilmDrunk Frotcast

This week we have the museum of comedy Matt Louv live in the Frotquarters to discuss comedy, movies, Marky Mark preventing 9/11, Brendan's impersonations, listener calls, listener emails, other jackassery, and Bret's bag o' bones. 00:02:02 - Flashback to the incident during Vince's stand-up where Brendan confronted a guy, and Matt was there to witness it. 00:05:15 - We take a listen to some voicemails: one fan with a pulse on the humanity vents about Fake Bret, the real Bret receives a backhanded compliment, Ben gets called a c*nt, and the Mighty Feklhr sends in a koi call. 00:17:44 - We have a brief talk about the exciting Niners' win from this past weekend. Vince had an interesting viewing of the Maggie Thatcher biopic, Iron Lady. Matt and Vince discuss Carnage, Roman Polanski's newest film, and we play a fun little guessing game dealing with the film. Vince plays a new clip from MANswers that leads us to Robert Palmer's Simply Irresistible, Matt shares some stories about running a theater, and Brendan adds some more impersonations to his repertoire. 01:02:13 - We talk about Marky Mark hypothetically stopping 9/11 (never forget), his wicked childhood, and him no longer needing to wank it. 01:11:14 - Justin Halpern sent in an email to follow up from episode 81, we answer a relationship question, and the issue of Vince losing his virginity comes up. Drunk On! For movie news you can make fun of, go to www.filmdrunk.com.

Welcome to the "Not Quite Best of" Best of 2011. There were many requests but not everything could be included...so, blame the intern if this doesn't meet your approval. Big thanks to Laremy, Robopanda, and listener Matt B for their input. All music is from Burnsy's Corner, well, except for one song. 00:00:51 - We kick things of with some Frotcast lore: the introduction to poop transplants, a bizarre (or normal) trip to Vegas, a vivid description of the aliens from Cowboys and Aliens, and a certain kind of hair removal. [Hint: It's butthole Nairing!] 00:18:38 - The guys discuss the law of the streets, a group film review goes awry, Brendan's interaction with a creepy guy at a bachelor party, and "Erection, your onion," -- the Swedish gibberish episode, a must-listen. 00:37:10 - We listen to the banshee known as Jesse Jane at the AVN Awards, a tribute to Fake Bret, lothario Brendan discusses his love making skills, what happens when you introduce a banana phone into a poop transplant procedure, and the guys learn some interesting facts about Thomas Kinkade, the painter of light. 00:55:22 - The only way to review Tower Heist is with Jamaican accents, the amazing talents of Cytheria, and don't take the law into your own hands: take 'em to haters court. 01:16:33 - MMA attributes, Lindy reads the writings of Drunken Expat Writer, fun with Shia Labeouf's name, the eeriest (yet spot on) impersonation of Willem Dafoe, and Vince gets frustrated at Comic-Con. Bonus track - Lindy West gets drunk, and inadvertently starts the "Kirk Douglas's corpse going down a log flume with a boner mini-meme."

Apologies for losing the 2nd half of last week's two part Frotcast. This week we get into Burnsy's Corner, and bring on Joe King. 00:01:41 - Vince briefly discusses The Artist, and brings up legendary actress Kim Novak wanting to report a rape due the films use of the Vertigo score. It's not surprising the Armond White agrees with. Mr. White also made the news recently for heckling during the NY Film Critics Circle ceremony. 00:09:03 - We check out some clips from Manswers, which reminds us of Ow! My Balls from Idiocracy, and have some fun with our own fake Manswers. 00:18:53 - Burnsy's Corner brings us a clip of the new star and Mountain Dew addict of Toddlers and Tiaras. We're visited by a Miami Heat fan, and returning guest, Mr. Lee Roth. Somehow the Bible comes up, and Burnsy plays a cover of Nelson's cherished classic by Kids Incorporated. 00:57:41 - We discuss commercial campaigns the insult the intelligence of heterosexual males. 01:06:36 - Joe King pitches us his movie ideas. Joe and Vince talk shop about some of the terrible places they've done stand-up. Drunk On! For movie news you can make fun of, go to www.filmdrunk.com.

This was meant to be a 2 part Frot-tacular, but unfortunately technology did not cooperate and the 2nd half vanished into Frotcast lore. We talk with Burnsy, Justin Halpern and Patrick and they each give us a random top 10 from 2011. Condolences to Laremy, Lindy and Joe King, as their audio will never be heard. Pour out some 4Loko for them. Drunk on! For movie news you can make fun of, go to www.filmdrunk.com

We recorded the last Frocast of 2011, and bring Burnsy on for a little year end Burnsy's Corner. We also discuss Young Adult, Mission Impossible, and Dragon Tattoo as well- 3 movies, 1 Frotcast. 00:02:30 - Brendan regales us with a story about one of his drinking adventures with friend of the Frotcast, Justin. 00:05:51 - We discuss Young Adult and Vince's beefs with the film. Everyone agrees that the "popular kid in high school acts like a feudal lord" is a tired cliche in high school movies. This leads to some talk about our past high school experiences. Fun fact: To graduate in Florida you have to fight C-Tates. 00:18:34 - Burnsy's Corner is back with some intro music. The Demi Lovato/Disney Channel/Eating Disorder Joke controversy is brought up. Burnsy announces that Van Halen will be back on tour, and to celebrate the occassion we talk to David Lee Roth live via satellite. 00:44:35 - Vince reveals that he once had to review the Fleshlight. In a weird correlation, we have a news story about a meth head that used a chihuahua as a Fleshlight. We also share some of our Free Health Clinic stories. 01:11:43 - Ben prematurely breaks out his top 10 list for 2011, which features Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol and The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. It's agreed that the only way to see Mission Impossible is on IMAX. We discuss IMAX vs. 3D. Vince feels that the first two hours of Dragon Tattoo is reminiscent of Zodiac, but the ending felt like a Lifetime movie. Ben agrees about the ending, but gives the film a "Jew Thumbs Up." British Bill Cosby pops up and makes Bret puke. 01:27:50 - Our favorite film critc/blowhard, Armond White, reviews the Frotcast. Drunk on, and Happy New Year! For movie news you can make fun of, go to www.filmdrunk.com

This week, we talk to Vince's classmate at Columbia and published author, Matthew Parker (00:02:07). Matthew discusses with us his life in jail AND prison starting at the age of 13, getting busted for counterfeiting, and becoming a free man in March of 2002. He compares county jail, state and federal prison to the higher education system, and describes what lead to his addiction to heroin and quitting for good at the age of 40. Vince and Matthew reminisce about their time at Columbia, and how a piece of Matthew's got published in the NY Times that led to him getting an agent. His graphic memoir "Larceny in My Blood: A Memoir of Handcuffs, Heroin, and Higher Education" will be released on August 7th and is available for pre-order on Amazon. Then we get into Burnsy's Corner to discuss the worst movies of the year (00:44:49). Burnsy should be considered an American hero for watching both Bucky Larson and Jack and Jill. You should check out his Top 10 post on FilmDrunk if you haven't done so all ready. Not to spoil Burnsy's list, but "Tower Heist" earned the #1 spot. Vince thinks that's bullshit, but they both agree the film is fantastically insulting to viewers. The discussions soon dissolves into who's more polarizing; Bret, Fake Bret, or Lindy. Vince pulls out a timely Fatty Arbuckle reference, and a hypothetical discussion of how one would go about making jizz angels pops up. After last weeks Christmas songs, Burnsy brought some Hannukah songs for all the heathens to listen to (01:03:00). Vince gets mistaken for a Joo. Flaming manginas and turkish knife fights are brought up. The final segment deals with Vince Mangina and his merkin, Chuck Liddell and his eternal mohawk, and science (xyience??) (01:17:09). Brendan goes through Vince's notebook while he steps out. We talk about our best films of 2011. Somehow Transformers 3 (guess who) gets mentioned along with Drive, Hesher, X-Men: First Class, Thor, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Midnight in Paris, Cedar Rapids, 50/50, and Like Crazy. Vince's top pick is Elite Squad 2 from Brazil. Tim and Eric's Million Dollar Movie gets mentioned, as well as the reactions to their absurdist humor. Cool uncle names gets talked about. From the news and listener emails we talk about the guy who died from eating cocaine from his brother's butt, Brendan gets some tips on dealing with Vince's hecklers, and we learn about a crazy Florida radiologist who is raising money for Joran Van der Sloot. For more movie news you can make fun of, go to www.filmdrunk.com.

This week, we have both Burnsy (from WithLeather/FilmDrunk) on for a Christmas Song edition of Burnsy's Corner and bring Laremy Legel from Film.com on to discuss the upcoming awards season. We actually talk movies! Vince gets angry that movies pander to the awards voters, we listen to a little of Vince's standup (and Brendan tell a guy to SHUT UP), and answer your life/relationship questions. For movie news you can make fun of, go to www.filmdrunk.com.

This week on the Frotcast, Ben is in Hawaii, so it's kind of a disorganized disaster like it always is when he's gone. Nonetheless, we bring on Ryan Harkness from Fightlinker.com, one of our favorite MMA sites, to talk about MMA and MMA movies, and living in Montreal. We discuss the weekend's Ultimate Fighter Finale, why Mayhem gassed, the new Three Stooges trailer, the World Cup of Quidditch, Brendan's holiday party, Warrior, Vince's cotton-candy hair, and many, many other thoroughly fascinating topics. I am sorry. So very, very sorry.

This week we read your "awkward movie moments with mom" emails, bloop in Matt Ufford with a Frotcast Exclusive announcement, have a long discussion about the history of internet porn, read a "safety tip" email Brendan received, Vince talks about getting in a fight for telling someone to go back to Scarf Town, and other nonsense ensues. DRUNK ON! For movie news you can make fun of, go to www.filmdrunk.com.

We wouldn't skip out on a Frotcast just because of Thanksgiving! We bring on Laremy to discuss the Thanksgiving movies, we read emails, finish off the "Steven Seagal or Porn Star" game Vince so dearly loves, discuss Street Law and Hater Court, and hear from Fake Bret on drawing chairs. Drunk on and Happy Thanksgiving! For movie news you can make fun of, go to www.filmdrunk.com.

This week we have an interview with the adult starts of Romeo and Juliet XXX, briefly discuss Immortals, talk about Occupy, read emails, listen to a Frotcast voicemail, discuss news and DRUNK ON! For movie news you can make fun of go to www.filmdrunk.com.

This week, we have Pauly on to discuss opening for Russell Peters and doing stand up at Carolines in NYC, Laremy bloops in to not talk about War Horse, and then Laremy and Vince describe Michael Fassbender's tripod like wang. We also read news stories, hear from Occupy Eureka regarding banks pooping on humans, and get an amazing phone call from Dr Martin Sempaa. DRUNK ON! For movie news you can make fun of go to www.filmdrunk.com

Lindy West is in the house! Lindy is live in the Frotquarters, and hilarity ensues. Vince explains the amazing plot of Tower Heist, and the Frotcast then devolves into a discussion about hipsters, Lindy in LA, and Brendan giving us the most amazing impression of every Peter named actor we can think of. Great times were had. DRUNK ON! For movie news you can make fun of, go to www.filmdrunk.com.

This week we bloop in Laremy to talk about Reel Steel, read some listener emails, get into Burnsy's Corner, get nostalgic with Go-Bot and GI Joe toy talk, and other jackassery ensues. DRUNK ON! For movie news you can make fun of, go to www.filmdrunk.com.

This week we bring Laremy on. Vince plays us some standup from Joe King, we read some listener emails, we discussed Drive, Vince and Laremy discuss Moneyball and other jackassery ensues. Drunk On! For movie news you can make fun of, go to www.filmdrunk.com.