TMZ Live

Justin Bieber's got new trouble ... and this time cops are involved! One of his neighbors is accusing him of battery after a dispute over JB allegedly getting too loud ... with a new Ferrari! Plus, Jay-Z gets called out for dissing legendary singer/songwriter Paul Anka. Jay sampled Paul's, "My Way" ... but then refused to return the favor for Paul. Should Jigga respect his elders? And ... "Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham joins us with an explanation/excuse for her DUI arrest. Y'know what they say about that river in Egypt? Fully applies here.

Lindsay Lohan desperately needs a Plan 'B' ... 'cause that "lock down rehab" her lawyer told the judge about simply doesn't exist. Should the judge just send her to jail instead -- or can LiLo be trusted to stay put in a regular rehab? And, Nike's new Tiger Woods ad says "Winning Takes Care of Everything" -- so now that he's #1 in the world again ... will everyone forget about his cheating scandal? Plus, Jerry Sandusky was framed? That's what John Ziegler -- the guy who interviewed Jerry in prison -- is screaming ... literally. You have to hear how he defends Jerry.

We got the first look at Lil Wayne since his 6 days in ICU, and it's a freakin' miracle -- 'cause Weezy looks great! He says he feels great too ... but it's what he DIDN'T say that's raising concerns. Plus, Ashley Greene from "Twilight" suffers a tragedy -- we have info on the apartment fire that killed one of her dogs ... and we'll tell you what neighbors are saying about how it started. Also, Ray-J joins us to explain why he brawled with rapper Bad Azz -- and the surprising next move he wants to make in their ongoing feud.

Too Short's attempted getaway from cops lasted just long enough for someone to capture it on video ... and we've got the hysterical clip -- which makes you wonder why Short even tried to run? You gotta hear his excuse. Plus, "Veronica Mars" fans pulled together more than $3 MILLION to fund a movie version of the TV show -- and now creator Rob Thomas joins us to talk script, surprise guest stars ... and if Kristen Bell's ready to work low budget. Also ... why Lindsay Lohan's "lock down" rehab sentence could turn into a jail sentence ... real quick!

Rap legend Too Short got hauled in for a DUI -- which is not funny -- but the way he got arrested, according to cops, is pretty hysterical. How he allegedly screwed up ... besides the obvious. Plus, Katherine Webb's reality TV debut on ABC was pretty heavy on the T&A. Didn't the network go out of its way to apologize for that kinda thing? Harvey gets totally infuriated by the hypocrisy. And, WWE superstar Chris "The Masterpiece" Masters calls in to explain his superhero-like rescue of his mother from a burning house.

Hours after the judge warned Lindsay Lohan about partying ... guess where she showed up? Good idea for LiLo to get in her partying before 90 days of rehab -- or proof she still can't make a smart decision? And, Tiger Woods' ex-wife Elin Nordegren has a new man -- and he's got a much bigger you-know-what than Tiger! We're talking about yachts, obviously. Plus, speaking of partying ... Tara Reid joins us to explain what's really going on in all those pics of her looking hammered. And get her reaction to a classic TMZ video ... the one in which Tara may have made Kim Kardashian's career.

Charlie Sheen's campaign to fight bullying at his daughter's school backfired -- he calls in to explain how someone left a threatening note and a knife in a tree at his ex-wife Denise Richards house. And, Lindsay Lohan did it -- dodging jail time again by accepting a plea deal ... but can she handle 90 days locked down in rehab? Michael Lohan joins TMZ Live ... and he's pissed! Plus, President Obama compared to the Devil in "The Bible." Mark Burnett -- executive producer of the hit TV miniseries -- says the REAL DEVIL is behind this controversy! You buying that?

Charlie Sheen's dog poop revenge plot against his daughter's old school has some other parents at the school pissed off ... like Richie Sambora! Plus the woman who sued Judge Judy over expensive china is fighting back -- accusing Judy of being a big cheapskate. And, hackers say they have proof that Emma Watson is slated to be the lead in "Fifty Shades of Grey" -- the women in our newsroom are FURIOUS.

Justin Bieber posted an angry rant including a nasty slam on Lindsay Lohan ... but then tried to take it back. Plus, Charlie thinks his little girl was bullied, and now he's taking it out on the school with a crappy call to arms. Is that fair? And, Jennifer Lawrence is so likable ... not even hate groups hate her.

So, we've got a new Pope -- Francis I elected just a few hours after Dennis Rodman touched down in Vatican City. Coincidence? Should His Eminence accept Rodman's invite for a sit-down? We're talking to the Worm. Plus, Michael Moore thinks that photos of the murdered Sandy Hook students would end the debate on guns once-and-for-all. But is it really necessary? And, Justin Bieber abandoned his pet hamster last year -- and now little Pacis dead!! What went wrong? We've got the Belieber who took Pac off JB's hands ... literally.

Judge Judy's suddenly on the wrong end of a lawsuit -- accused in the kind of ridiculous case that usually scores enormous ratings on her TV show. Did Judy get too sweet a deal on some pricey China? Plus, Jim Bob and Michelle Dugger blow over $600 on ONE MEAL at a restaurant -- they call in to talk about what's it's like filling up 23 hungry bellies. And, Kristin Calvallari claims "The Hills" stars were bribed to like about her alleged drug use -- former cast member Jayde Nicole joins us to call BS on KC.

Justin Bieber's canceled show in Portugal marks a HUGE change in his career. Ticket sales slipped for at least one show -- so, is the Biebs on a downhill slide ... or is there a different explanation? Plus, Justin Timberlake needs a lesson in dishing out revenge -- because his attempted Kanye West diss on 'SNL' was the weakest part of his 5th hosting gig. Also, how Tiger Woods got his groove back -- on the golf course, and on his yacht ... with Lindsey Vonn!

Justin Bieber gets sick during a concert, tweets the worst photo ever, threatens to beat up a photographer ... you have to hear his angry fans call in to defend him. Plus, Internet sensation Grumpy Cat join us from SXSW to rub something in Harvey's face. And, Kate Upton's alleged doppelganger comes on to prove once-and-for-all if she's the real deal.

Chris Brown now claims he went insane on a valet because the dude tried overcharging him. Is that really an excuse? Plus, Demi Moore tries to stick it to Ashton Kutcher in the spousal support department ... even though she's richer than him. And, David Otunga -- actor, wrestler, lawyer, Harvard graduate, and engaged to Jennifer Hudson -- talks about everything from transgender MMA fighters ... to why it's so stupid to send your kid to an expensive private school.

Female transgender MMA fighter Fallon Fox was born a man -- but is legally a woman after having gender reassignment surgery. Should her male roots disqualify her from fighting women? Plus, "Real Housewives" stars Adrienne Maloof and Lisa Vanderpump trade insults after Adrienne announces she's opening a restaurant in competition with Lisa's spot Villa Blanca. And, Mark Wahlberg may reunite with the Funky Bunch -- we talk to Dr. T and Hector the Booty Inspector ... who reveal the body part they'd give up to make it happen.