TMZ Live

Shanna Moakler joins us to explain why she said breastfeeding children in "incestual and gross" -- you buying what she's selling? Charlie Sheen​ was back in court ... where a judge will decide if his twin boys end up back in Brooke Mueller's house. Should she regain custody -- and if not ... is Charlie a better option? Plus, Gov. Chris Christie admits undergoing lapband surgery to lose weight. He says it's just for his family ... but we think it's a sign he's running for president. Does weight matter that much to voters -- and why are some fat people pissed?

Patrick Schwarzenegger gets the Reese Witherspoon Award of the week -- after getting booted from a Hollywood nightclub, and threatening to fight the DJ. Can you say ENTITLED? Patrick can. Plus, Lindsay Lohan comes clean about drugs and alcohol ... but is anyone buying her version of the truth? Has she just done so much booze and pills that she can't remember the truth? And, major uproar after Miley Cyrus spills the beans about being Maxim's #1 hottest woman -- so we talk to REAL contender ... former WWE stunner Kelly Kelly. Seriously, WOW.

Reese Witherspoon's arrest video is nothing short of epic -- but the big question ... does it make her more or less likable? Either way ... it's hilarious. And, Lindsay Lohan finally makes a good decision and rehires her guardian angel Shawn Holley ... but we can think of at least 150,000 reasons why Shawn shoulda said no. Plus, Antoine Dodson of "Hide ya kids" fame joins us to explain how he's not gay anymore -- and the singing auto repairman behind the viral video "Shift It" also drops by to bust a few of his classic dance moves.

Lindsay Lohan's rehab fiasco isn't shocking ... because it's Lindsay. What blows our minds -- why hasn't the judge thrown her in jail already? It's getting ridiculous. Plus, pay attention celebs -- Reese Witherspoon just set the gold standard in how to deal with an image damaging arrest. Not even Hugh Grant did it this good. And, Bear Grylls' producer Steve Rankin's foot nearly rots off after a snakebite -- he joins us to reveal what part of his body they removed to replace the missing chunk of his foot.

Lindsay Lohan has two options -- quit smoking and go to rehab ... or continue smoking and go to jail. We'll tell you why door number two might be her best bet. And, Beyonce's daughter Blue Ivy is the victim of a racial attack after being photographed with messy hair -- "The First Family" star Jackee Harris joins us to explain why theirs nothing wrong with the nappy look. Plus, Khloe Kardashian admits her mom Kris Jenner has done something to her that she'll never do to her kids.

NBA star Jason Collins' ex-fiancee called in to "TMZ Live" today, telling us he threw a wrench into her life plans when he pulled the plug on their wedding back in 2009 ... but it's not all negative ... in fact, she's grateful for how things turned out. And get out your notebooks ... "Shark Tank" real estate guru Barbara Corcoran explains why Taylor Swift got ripped off when she bought a $17 million Rhode Island mansion.

Jason Collins announced he's gay ... making him the first active male pro athlete to come out. It's a brave move, for sure -- but will his fellow players be cool with it? Plus, ex "Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham finally closed the deal for her "private" sex tape to go public -- and she raked in nearly a MILLION bucks for it! Farrah calls in to explain if it's one of many XXX tapes to come. And, Michael Jordan's wedding -- overshadowed by the worst guest ever ... Tiger Woods. You know, the guy who cheated on his wife a thousand times?

UFC star Phil Davis is in a nasty custody war with his baby mama -- and she's accusing him of being violent in bed ... because of his MMA training? Does that argument hold any water? UFC Prez Dana White is joining us to discuss. Plus, Lindsay Lohan deserves blame for tons of things, but ruining the White House Correspondents' Dinner?! Tom Brokaw's ripping LiLo ... claiming she's everything that's wrong with the annual event. And, Internet sensation Lil Bub -- the adorable, physically challenged cat -- and his owners join the show to explain how the little kitty overcame the odds ... to win an award at the Tribeca Film Festival.

Justin Bieber's tour bus got raided ... and Swedish cops say they found drugs -- so, is the Biebs official now? Y'know, as a rock star? We'll tell you exactly what police told us, and what JB's peeps are saying. Something stinks. Besides the weed. Plus, the First Ladies unite -- Roslyn Carter, Barbara Bush, Hillary Clinton, Laura Bush, and Michelle Obama -- which means it's time to choose ... who'd you rather? It's your duty to vote, America. And ex "Real Housewives of Atlanta" star Sheree Whitfield joined us to explain why she -- and many others -- think reality TV is giving African-American women a bad name.

Mariah Carey's judge chair has become the hot seat -- "American Idol" ratings are sliding and we've learned producers want Jennifer Lopez ... badly. Would a switch make you watch more? Plus, criminals beware -- Dog and Beth Chapman are back on the hunt ... and call in to explain how their new show is taking bounty hunting to a whole 'nother level. And, Gwyneth Paltrow is on the top of People's "most beautiful woman" list -- but we'll tell you how the list is just a ploy to land big interviews 'til next year's list rolls out.

The same hackers who've been tormenting Hollywood ... took aim at the White House today. So, will the Secret Service be able to crack the case? Plus, the first video of Reese Witherspoon in handcuffs after her embarrassing arrest -- did the ride in the back of a cop car calm her down? Also, she's bailing on interviews left and right now. Wise move? And, Beyonce is officially taking herself way too seriously -- banning professional photogs from her world tour to stop unflattering pics from getting out to the public. Good thing we already have a bunch.

Reese Witherspoon had an epic arrest ... whipping out her "I'm a celebrity card" for officers in Atlanta. But something her team did after the fact ... compounded the problem. Plus, Farrah Abraham brings her dad AND daughter to Vivid Entertainment to hammer out a deal for her porn tape -- her father joins us to explain how he did it without throwing up. And, The (remaining) Beatles or The Rolling Stones -- who'd you rather ... bump into?

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are finally divorced! Which is great news for everyone except Kris ... who just wasted a boatload of money for NOTHING. Plus, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez rendezvous in Norway -- we'll show you a key piece of evidence that shows the Biebs is still hung up on his ex. And, Tanning Mom calls in to talk about her topless photos and porn -- we think. Good luck translating whatever form of the English language she speaks.

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries will be in court tomorrow ... and for the first time there's serious talk of a possible settlement. After K-Hump dug in his heels for so long ... what changed? And who do you think is the real loser in the end? Plus, avert your eyes! Tanning Mom goes topless on the beach ... and it's as bad as you think. And, Taylor Swift is smarter than you think -- we'll tell you how she's investing in way more than crappy relationships with men.

The lawsuit filed against Rachel Ray by an obese teen could mean trouble for every single weight loss show on television -- we'll tell you why. Plus, President Obama lays the down the law with Jay-Z! BO finally talked about the Cuba situation ... and it sounds like he's had enough of his rapper pal. Can Jigga get back in with the prez? And, Heather Locklear says she uses semen facials to keep her looking young -- we have an expert on to tell us how it works ... and we're not talking about Farrah Abraham.