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I'm writing a new children's book about wild animals and wanted to share the art coloring pages I'm using to make it. The book is called Wild Alphabet Stories... fun tails for children and other wild animals. H is for Hippos, as in Hap-hip Birthday to you Hap-hip Birthday to you Hap-hip Birthday dear uh-oh Hungry Hungry Hippo Hungry Hungry Hippo. Did you know I just turned seven? So which song should I sing? Happy birthday to you? Happy Birthday to me? or Hungry Hungry Hippo? Why don't you decide, because it's your story. To share your own story, just print out the FREE – Wild Alphabet Stories – Animal Coloring Page (or load it into your favorite painting program). Then write on the wild animal and color the wild picture. When you're finished, you can send me a copy and I can put it online. Can't wait to enjoy this fun children's book? Enjoy the wild art today! Find the Hungry Hungry Hippo T-shirt you're looking for at the chidren's art Mon-STORE. Have fun, -- Josie (and dad) © 2007 Michael Baumgarten (My Baby Monsters™)

How do you do? Josie... you just finished your 500th children's story. What are you going to do now? Summertime and the living is easy. I'm going to Disney World... and I'm taking all of you with me. Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay, My, oh, my, what a wonderful day. And then what? Everybody's got a Laughing Place I'm going make more stories of course, just like the over 100,000 boys and girls who visited us the past six months. Yahoo! Fish are jumping and so are we. It's summertime. Kids, my dad promised there's no learning in this episode, but I'm not sure I believe him. He made a new Super Storytelling Hat game with two hats -- one filled with nouns (a person, place or thing) and one with adjectives (a word that describe the noun), so watch out. Warning: We just got back from Disney World and that's all dad can talk about. Children's stories and music featured in this podcast (to read or WRITE NOW, just click story's link): * The Nice Magic Kingdom [a trip around Disney World] * The Amazing Animal Kingdom Song [Sung to the tune of Walt Disney's "Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?"] * It's an exciting Disney World * The Naughty Splash Mountain [a new play on words, "Song of the South" Disney musical] * The sunny airplane [a silly song] * The happy Nintendo DS [a surreal swim] * The Rainy Expedition Everest [the true story of a wild runaway-train roller coaster at Disney's Animal Kingdom] * The Scary Vacation [with daddy] * Argh, that be one Weird Pirates of the Caribbean Ride [a pirate's life for me] * The Funny Harry Potter * The silly -- oh, I just can't wait to be king -- Lion King * Lying King was on Splash Mountain and he can't do anything naughty because he's Happy [Daddy's classic children's story] * There's an alien in my nose by Trout Fishing in America [from the 2003 CD It's A Puzzle.Visit Trout Fishing in America kids' friend Web site] * Summertime by Ira and George Gershwin [from the 1935 America opera, Porgy and Bess] * Summertime remade by the Peach Stealing Monkeys * Tales of Uncle Remus for Children by Walt Disney [from 1947 Disney album based on 1946 Song of the South movie. Visit Kiddy Records Weekly kids' friendly Web site for more free albums] Children's art featured in this podcast: * We took a break from our new children's book, Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) to make this extra special podcast. * ALL CHILDREN'S ART from children's book, Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) * Be sure to get our FREE Baby Monster Lying King coloring page. * Be sure to get our FREE Baby Monster Super Liar coloring page. Have fun, -- Josie (and her daddy)

Once upon a time there was a swift little giant named Gulliver who like to travel to faraway lands. Sometimes he was bigger then a giraffe -- but other times, this giant was smaller then a mouse. Once, Gulliver was even a horse's pet. Want to learn more about Gulliver and his travels? Then make sure you listen to this G-episode of the World's Greatest children's storytelling -- wild animal -- alphabet podcast. It's a retelling of Jonathan Swift's classic children's book, Gulliver's Travels... mashed-up with the world's greatest Lilliputian storytelling giraffe games and music. Children's stories and music featured in this podcast: * You are a Giraffe? [storytelling game for animals] * In Gulliver's travels, he meets Baby Monster Mom with a plug in her hands [classic children's storytelling game] * The World's Greatest Gorillas dance to the jungle beat of this children's song * The World's Greatest Garbage Truck makes a stinky children's song * The World's Greatest Green Beans make magical stories * Who is the World's Greatest Goldfish [a non-Seuss-ical story] * The World's Greatest Gingerbread Man got no rhythm * The World's Greatest Great Great Dane loves to play with words * Who is the World's Greatest Grandfather? * Will the World's Greatest Grizzly Bear please stand up * See the world in a new way with the World's Greatest Glasses * The magic of great, Great Britain [Harry Potter and the Mythical Lorné-bear] * The World's Greatest Glue Ghoul makes a short and not-sweet story * In Gulliver's travels, he meets Lying King in a swimming pool [Daddy's classic children's story] * Am I Awake? [great song by special guest artists, They Might Be Giants] * Life on Other Planets [classic children's story with new additions from kids around the world] Children's art featured in this podcast: G is for GIRAFFES, as in... Good Morning giraffe, you're grande latte tall. You drink there above us, we drink up below. * G is for Giraffes (and Good Morning Sunshine): CHILDREN'S BOOK PREVIEW [from Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals)... kids' song is a coffee parody of the song, Good Morning Starshine, from the 1960s musical and movie Hair. * ALL CHILDREN'S ART from children's book, Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) is available at the Children's Art Mon-STORE. * Learn more about this new children's book. * Be sure to get your FREE G is for GIRAFFES (and Good Morning) COLORING PAGE Educational resources for parents and educators! Help KIDS' LEARN MORE about the classic children's book Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift, as well as all about Giraffes and the guest artists in this episode. Have fun, -- Josie (and dad) Like our show and have your own podcast? Help others discover it by sharing the My Baby Monsters Children's Storytelling Podcast (promo) © 2007 Michael Baumgarten (My Baby Monsters™)

I'm writing a new children's book about wild animals and wanted to share the art coloring pages I'm using to make it. The book is called Wild Alphabet Stories... fun tails for children and other wild animals. G is for GIRAFFES, as in Good Morning giraffe, you're grande latte tall. You drink there above us, we drink up below. I think this story is about a giraffe drinking up and spitting down water, my dad says it reminds him of the song Good Mornin' Sunshine from the musical Hair, and my mom loves it because it reminds her of delicious coffee. But really, it's whatever you want it to be, because it's your story. To share your own story, just print out the FREE – Wild Alphabet Stories – Animal Coloring Page (or load it into your favorite painting program). Then write on the wild animal and color the wild picture. When you're finished, you can send me a copy and I can put it online. Can't wait to enjoy this fun children's book? Enjoy the wild art today! Find the Giraffe and Hot Coffee Art you're looking for at the chidren's art Mon-STORE. Have fun, -- Josie (and dad) © 2007 Michael Baumgarten (My Baby Monsters™)

What's better then Peanut Butter and Crackers? Frankenstein and Sushi... it's the greatest! Or as Young Frankenstein's Monster says, "Arg... sushi... yum, yum... putting on the Ritz." But if you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where Frankenstein sits? And while you're there, make sure you stop to hear some horrific children's songs and stories in this fun, but slightly scary, overfished wild animal stories episode. * WATCH Kids' Podcast with children's art (m4a) * HEAR audio version (mp3) Children's stories and music featured in this podcast: * You are Dr. Frankenstein [a monstrous storytelling game] * My Baby Monsters meet the Frankenstein Monster [kids' storytelling game] * The sushi story [sailing the sushi boat to Japan] * Making my own Frankenstein Monster [from the diary of a mad scientist] * It's time to play Go overFish [a fun, but short storytelling game] * Free Candy Fish coloring page [the best children's stories are yours] * Picture of Baby Monster Candy Fish [available at the children's art Mon-STORE] Children's art featured in this podcast: F is for FISH, as in... You were my Sushi, so extra juicy, but now the oceans are truly blue. 'cause the ships kept fishing, and fishing, and overfishing, and now it's all over for me and you. * F is for Fish (Fishing for Sunshine & Sushi Boats): CHILDREN'S BOOK PREVIEW [from Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals)... kids' song is a parody of the popular country song, You are My Sunshine, first recorded in 1940. * ALL CHILDREN'S ART from children's book, Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) is available at the Children's Art Mon-STORE. * Learn more about this new children's book. * Be sure to get your FREE F is for FISH (and fantastic SUSHI) COLORING PAGE Educational resources for parents and educators! Help KIDS' LEARN MORE about Overfishing, as well as Sushi, Frankenstein's Monster, and the guest artists in this episode. Have fun, -- Josie (and dad) Like our show and have your own podcast? Help others discover it by sharing the My Baby Monsters Children's Storytelling Podcast (promo) © 2007 Michael Baumgarten (My Baby Monsters™)

I'm writing a new children's book about wild animals and wanted to share the art coloring pages I'm using to make it. The book is called Wild Alphabet Stories… fun tails for children and other wild animals. F is for FISH, as in You were my Sushi, so extra juicy, but now the oceans are truly blue. 'cause the ships kept fishing, and fishing, and overfishing, and now it's all over for me and you. I love Sushi and would eat it everyday if I could. Did you know that the world's largest sushi roll was 3,279 feet (1 kilometer) long? I don't think I could eat that much Sushi, but it would be fun to try. So what happens next? It's your story. To share your own story, just print out the FREE – Wild Alphabet Stories – Animal Coloring Page (or load it into your favorite painting program). Then write on the wild animal and color the wild picture. When you're finished, you can send me a copy and I can put it online. Can't wait to enjoy this fun children's book? Enjoy the wild art today! Find the Sushi you're looking for at the chidren's art Mon-STORE. Have fun, -- Josie (and dad) © 2007 Michael Baumgarten (My Baby Monsters™)

Have you heard the one about the herd of elephants that liked to TWIST and SHOUT? Then come on, come on, come on elephant … it's time to enjoy another fun podcast for kids and other wild animals. So get ready to STOMP, ROCK and ROLL. This episode is filled with kids' music, children's stories, as well as the incredible inventions of Thomas Edison. The children's podcast is from our upcoming children's book –Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals). Children's stories and music featured in this podcast: * A is for American Alligators [new kids' MUSIC VIDEO from fun children's book] * Blah Blah Blah [the candy thief's story] * The incredible Lying King and the little bitty Beatles [kids' music storytelling game] * Who-Whoo said the Ow-ow-owl to the Ch-ch-cheetah * I see the extinct eye [so remember to look] * The E-mail Egg [part of a nutritious breakfast] * Making up stuff, just like Thomas Edison * Dumbo has my ears. And a bird brain. * The day the Earth lost its electricity * The Elephant Song [watch great MUSIC VIDEO by guest artist, Eric Herman and the Invisible Band] * She could be in The Beatles [new, historical, classic rocking music by guest artist, The Mod-est Lads] * Lying King meets the World's Largest Little Bitty Elephant [daddy's new children's story] Children's art featured in this podcast: * E is for Elephants and thE bEatles: CHILDREN'S BOOK PREVIEW [from Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals)... kids' song is a parody of the classic rock and roll song, Twist and Shout. First made famous by the Isley Brothers, then The Beatles, then Ferris Bueller, and now My Baby Monsters.] * ALL CHILDREN'S ART from children's book, Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) * Be sure to get your FREE E is for Elephants COLORING PAGE Children's Art from upcoming Wild Alphabet Stories children's book E is for Elephants, as in, Don't shake up the baby now. El-e-phant! Crawl away, Crawl away, Crawl away, baby now. Get the trunk out! Ahh... ahh... ahh... waaaaah. Children and adults T-shirts and more at the Mon-STORE Educational resources for parents and educators! LEARN MORE about Elephants, Thomas Edison, The Beatles, and other artists in this episode. Have fun, -- Josie (and dad) Like our show and have your own podcast? Help others discover it by sharing the My Baby Monsters Children's Storytelling Podcast (promo) © 2007 Michael Baumgarten (My Baby Monsters™)

My dad and I are writing another children's book. This one is called Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals). For fun, we made a children's song and music video about the first page. It's called American Alligators.... as in, do you like American Alligators? I like American Alligators. Don't you like American Alligators? Baby. Can't wait to enjoy this fun children's book? * Get a SPECIAL PREVIEW of this wild animals' children's book at the children's art Mon-STORE. * Have fun with a FREE A is for American Alligator COLORING PAGE. * Listen to the CLASSIC kids' PODCAST where this story was first created: A is for an American Alligator meeting Walt Disney World's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. * Learn more about ALLIGATORS and the GREAT MUSIC (by the Violent Femmes and The Arrogant Worms) parodied in this music video. Have fun, -- Josie (and dad) // mybabymonsters.com

I'm writing a new children's book about wild animals and wanted to share the art coloring pages I'm using to make it. The book is called Wild Alphabet Stories… fun tails for children and other wild animals. E is for Elephant, as in Don't shake up the baby now. El-e-phant! Crawl away, Crawl away, Crawl away, baby now. Get the trunk out! Ahh... ahh... ahh... Waaaaaah. This African Elephant is the world's largest Beatles fan. He loves to twist and shout to their rock and roll music, but watch out. He's as heavy as nine cars and 50 gallons (190 liters) of water shoots out of his trunk when he dances. So what happens next? It's your story. To share your own story, just print out the FREE – Wild Alphabet Stories – Animal Coloring Page (or load it into your favorite painting program). Then write on the wild animal and color the wild picture. When you're finished, you can send me a copy and I can put it online. Can't wait to enjoy this fun children's book? Enjoy the wild art today! Find the Elephant you're looking for at the chidren's art Mon-STORE. Have fun, -- Josie (and dad) © 2007 Michael Baumgarten (My Baby Monsters™)

Dean Martin and Danny Kaye present an Old Time – Children's Radio Show – Podcast with that extra scary Peter Lorrie. Dino Diapers is our new sponsor… so if you're a dinosaur and you need a new diaper, look no further than Dino Diapers. Remember, Dino Diapers takes the stink out of extinct, so act now before it's too late… your Jurassic butt will thank you when that big meteor strikes. And remember, everything goes better with a song, so here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher, actually, it's the fourth page of our new children's book – Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals). Children's stories and music featured in this podcast: * Dinosaur eggs are great [a delicious prehistoric breakfast story] * Allergic to being eaten… a dino dung tale [kids' definition of daughter] * There's a hole in my bucket… no wait, I mean my donut [enjoy yummy new children's songs] * Daffy Duck and the Dinosaur help my mom mess up my picture [a classic - public domain - mashup story] * Remember when Ulla dance? [Martin and Lewis mix up The Producers for a song] * Are you a dinosaur or a paleontologist? [x-stinky storytelling game] * My Baby Monsters and the Dinosaurs have the same happy birthday [storytelling party game] * Lying King Meets a Dinosaur [daddy's short prehistoric story] * Twinkle Twinkle Dinosaur [classic children's music with new additions from kids around the world] Children's art featured in this podcast: * D is for Dinosaurs (with a Diaper): CHILDREN'S BOOK PREVIEW [from Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals)... kids song is parody of the classic Nursery Rhyme ;This Old Man (Knick-Knack Paddywhack) and Barney's I love you songs] * ALL CHILDREN'S ART from children's book, Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) * Be sure to get your FREE D is for Dinosaurs COLORING PAGE Children's Art from upcoming Wild Alphabet Stories children's book D is for Dinosuar, as in, dis old dino, he ate one, he ate da baby, not dis-extinct-ie dung. With a great big chomp, and a roar from here to there, diaper scat is everywhere Children and adults T-shirts and more at the Mon-STORE Educational resources for parents and educators! LEARN MORE about Dinosaurs and the artists in this episode. Have fun, -- Josie (and dad) Like our show and have your own podcast? Help others discover it by sharing the My Baby Monsters Children's Storytelling Podcast (promo) © 2007 Michael Baumgarten (My Baby Monsters™)

I'm writing a new children's book about wild animals and wanted to share the art coloring pages I'm using to make it. The book is called Wild Alphabet Stories… fun tails for children and other wild animals. D is for Dinosaur, as in dis old dino, he ate one, he ate da baby, not dis-extinct-ie dung. With a great big chomp, and a roar from here to there, diaper scat is everywhere. So is Tyrannosaurus Rex really extinct, or is he just stinky? Now how does that children's song go? This old man, he played... oh, you decide! Just make your own great song by adding fun words and colors to this free and printable, Jurassic storytelling-coloring page. To share your own story, just print out the FREE – Wild Alphabet Stories – Animal Coloring Page (or load it into your favorite painting program). Then write on the wild animal and color the wild picture. When you're finished, you can send me a copy and I can put it online. Can't wait to enjoy this fun children's book? Enjoy the wild art today! Find the Dinosaur you're looking for at the chidren's art Mon-STORE. Have fun, -- Josie (and dad) © 2007 Michael Baumgarten (My Baby Monsters™)

Cheetah Cheater and Camel Cigarettes' Cookies present an Old Time – Children's Radio Show – Podcast that – cough cough – plays with Disney's Snow White. I'm late. I'm late, for a very important date... wait, wait, wait, that's a different story. What were those words again? Salicadoola, Menchicaboola, Bippity Boppity Boo! No, no, no... that's not it either. Put 'em together and what do you got? What were those words again? I really wish we hadn't lost our script. I guess we'll have to make up some new stories... good thing our old friends Abbott and Costello, Dagwood and Blondie, Camel and Bing Crosby, and Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater have come back to help. I know were making a new version of Disney's Snow White and creating another page in our new children's book – Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals). We're also learning about Cheetahs, Cheaters, Commercials, and Camel Cigarettes... Cough Cough. Children's stories and music featured in this podcast (to read or WRITE NOW, just click story's link): -- The pen meets the Cheetah [play a storytelling game] -- Food for thought (fishing for chopsticks) -- The dangerous word with two meanings (a super tale of two capes) -- Swimming in a dangerous song (the biting tale of Crocodile) -- Sticks and stones will break my bones, but snakes… [warning: this is a Venomous story] -- Turtles are the only reptiles without teeth [a kid's story of Camouflage] -- The sick story -- Due to illness, this song is brought to you by Camels Cigarettes [warning: Smoking can Kill you!] -- The best time of day [a kid's story of Checkers] -- One day Lying King met a cheater [Daddy's wild animal story] -- The Fox and the Crow and the Camera [not one of Aesop's Fables] -- Jack and The Beanstalk (staring Abbott and Costello) [classic children's story with additions from kids around the world] -- Pillsbury Cookie Dough by Paul and Storm [yummy music by funny Washington D.C. musicians] Children's art featured in this podcast (to read or WRITE NOW, just click story's link): -- C is for Cheetah (Cheaters Cheaters): CHILDREN'S BOOK PREVIEW [from Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals)... sung to Nursery Rhyme tunes of Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater and Sesame Street's C is for Cookie -- ALL CHILDREN'S ART from children's book, Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) -- Be sure to get your FREE C is for Cheetahs COLORING PAGE Children's Art from upcoming Wild Alphabet Stories children's book C is for Cheetah, as in, Cheetah Cheater, the fastest eater. Had a wife, but couldn't beat her. Put her in a pumpkin shell... Hey wait, I'm no cheater! Educational resources for parents and educators! LEARN MORE about Cheetahs as well as the artists in this episode. Have fun, -- Josie (and dad) Like our show and have your own podcast? Help others discover it by sharing the My Baby Monsters Children's Storytelling Podcast (promo) © 2007 Michael Baumgarten (My Baby Monsters™)

I'm writing a new children's book about wild animals and wanted to share the art coloring pages I'm using to make it. The book is called Wild Alphabet Stories… fun tails for children and other wild animals. C is for Cheetah, as in Cheetah Cheater, the fastest eater. Had a wife, but couldn't beat her. Put her in a pumpkin shell… Hey wait, I'm no cheater. Why do you think this Cheetah is behind bars? Did he eat too many Mother Goose nursery rhymes? Will he get time off for zoo-d behavior? I'd love to hear your story. To share your own story, just print out the FREE – Wild Alphabet Stories – Animal Coloring Page (or load it into your favorite painting program). Then write on the wild animal and color the wild picture. When you're finished, you can send me a copy and I can put it online. Can't wait to enjoy this fun children's book? Enjoy the wild art today! Find the Cheetah Cheater you're looking for at the chidren's art Mon-STORE. Have fun, -- Josie (and dad) © 2007 Michael Baumgarten (My Baby Monsters™)

Blondie, Benny Goodman, and Bing Crosby present a jazzy Old Time Children's Radio Show Podcast, that Sing, Sing, Sings. Buzz, Buzz, Buzz... isn't it funny how today's letter is B? so Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, to infinity and beyond, let's go to the circus with Blondie, Dagwood, and their son Alexander and daughter Cookie. And at the circus, you'll meet a bear (you'll meet a bear), a great big bear (a great big bear), oh way out there, so sing, sing, sing, sing, everybody's got to sing, 'cause we're still working on our new children's book – Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals). Not sure what I talking about, then it's a bear necessity you listen to this jazzy, but Disney-less episode to learn if I'm an Alaskan Kodiak Bear or a Florida Black Bear. Children's stories and music featured in this podcast: -- What should I put on a Dagwood sandwich? -- My Baby Monsters went to the zoo and saw bears [storytelling game] -- What to do when a bear wants your lunch [a kid's story of backpack] -- Let's make some music [a kid's story of banjo] -- Do you like bug sandwiches? [a kid's story of butterfly] -- Dancing on a tightrope [a kid's story of ballerina] -- Mashed-up children's songs [a kid's story of barn] -- Something I don't have any of [a kid's story of brothers] -- Wii bowls 'cause we have to [a kid's story of broken] -- What color is your world? [a kid's story of blue] -- Baby Monster Lying King meets a bear [Daddy's story] -- The Polar Bear Birthday [classic children's story with additions from kids around the world] -- Grizzly Bear by All Girl Summer Fun Band [wild music by musicians from Oregon, USA] -- Alaska Song by The Buffali [wacky music by musicians from the Wisconsin, USA] Children's art featured in this podcast: -- B is for Bear (Kodiak, Alaska): CHILDREN'S BOOK PREVIEW [from Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals)... sung to the tune of Disney's Bear] -- B is for Bear (Florida Black Bear): CHILDREN'S ART [extra page from Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals)] -- ALL CHILDREN'S ART from children's book, Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) -- Be sure to get your FREE B is for Bear COLORING PAGE -- B is for Bear, as in I barely got out of there with my life. Educational resources for parents and educators! LEARN MORE about Florida Black Bears & Alaskan Kodiak Bears, as well as Blondie, Benny Goodman, and Bing Crosby! Also learn about the music in this episode. Have fun, -- Josie (and dad) Like our show and have your own podcast? Help others discover it by sharing the My Baby Monsters Children's Storytelling Podcast (promo) © 2007 Michael Baumgarten (My Baby Monsters™)

I'm writing a new children's book about wild animals and wanted to share the art coloring pages I'm using to make it. The book is called Wild Alphabet Stories (for children and other wild animals) B is for Bear, as in, I barely got out of there with my life. What do you think this Florida Black Bear is doing? I'd love to hear your story. He lives close to Walt Disney World. Do you think he has Seasonal Passes? To share your own story, just print out the FREE – Wild Alphabet Stories – Animal Coloring Page (or load it into your favorite painting program). Then write on the wild animal and color the wild picture. When you're finished, you can send me a copy and I can put it online. Can't wait to enjoy this fun children's book? Enjoy the wild art today! Find an Alaskan Kodiak Bear looking for you at the chidren's art Mon-STORE. Have fun, -- Josie (and dad) © 2007 Michael Baumgarten (My Baby Monsters™)