That Story Show

John has a devil cat sneak into his church peeing and pooping on everything. He shares the great lengths he went to in ridding his place of worship from the demonic feline. Stories: John rids his church of a devil cat. James embarrasses his 4th grade daughter for the first time. Paulie’s wife farts out...

John has a devil cat sneak into his church peeing and pooping on everything. He shares the great lengths he went to in ridding his place of worship from the demonic feline. Stories: * John rids his church of a devil cat. * James embarrasses his 4th grade daughter for the first time. * Paulie’s wife farts out the Devil. * An unnamed listener confirms that Sleep-Puking is a thing that more than one person has done. * Marvel Geek jumps off a cliff into freezing water and can’t swim. * Keith, who is blind, jacks around with someone who thinks his dog is blind. * Katie’s husband misunderstands her breakfast order. * Jacob fixed his headset mic… and hated it. * Jonathan doesn’t hear a command due to in-ear-monitors and minor chaos ensues. * Mike Prince tells us of a conference where thousands of people pelted Michel W. Smith with plastic pearls. News: * Check out two new podcasts from the NLCast Network: Movie Beatdown – Rediscovering movies with Blake Snyder’s Save The Cat and Grateful Kid – Celebrating the best things about being a kid and the people who make them all happen. * Theme Show Sept 9th! Theme: Things I Believed When I Was A Kid – email james@nlcast.com * Subscribe to the NLCast Master Feed to get every single episode of every single show all in one place. * Going to DragonCon 2014? We’d love to meet up! email us!

James shares a long forgotten story of a time he faked his own death, and a trip to Heaven, to avoid an embarrassing medical procedure. Show Recap: John had a busy week. James pulled a surprisingly long and ill placed thread from his shorts. John did a funeral and confirmed to everyone that he had never...

James shares a long forgotten story of a time he faked his own death, and a trip to Heaven, to avoid an embarrassing medical procedure. Show Recap: John had a busy week. James pulled a surprisingly long and illplaced thread from his shorts. John did a funeral and confirmed to everyone that he had never known anyone who’d gone to heaven. James finds a Christian tract in a Wendy’s bathroom and wonders how getting saved from such a thing would translate into a testimony. John’s son wants to date Nuns… like in Sound of Music. News: * Theme Show on September 9th! The theme? “Things I Believed When I Was A Kid”. Send in your stories! * NLCast Atlanta-area Meetup sometime between Aug 29th-Sept 1st. Email us if your interested in having dinner. Listener Stories: Veronica’s voicemail explains why ladies should never “Jungle Pee”. Janusz’s family believes that feet are the most important component in a healthy marriage. Audra is ready to sick Mississippi on us. Hanna’s voicemail ruins massages for us forever. Scott his us with two great stories: one about breakfast and the other about sleep-talking. Mike’s firecracker goes off unexpectadly in his voicemail and Derek ended up at the wrong funeral.

John’s back from his two-week “vacation” at kid’s camp and an FCF adventure, and he’s ready to tell us how he really feels about it all. Show Recap: John loves and hates kid’s camp. Camp is just controlled chaos and he loves silence. He loved his FCF campout and is embarrassed about his FCF name,...

John’s back from his two-week “vacation” at kid’s camp and an FCF adventure, and he’s ready to tell us how he really feels about it all. Show Recap: John loves and hates kid’s camp. Camp is just controlled chaos and he loves silence. He loved his FCF campout and is embarrassed about his FCF name, “Mockingbird”. James’ son may have been arrested. He needs a doorbell for his home office and shares a kid’s camp story of his own… where a kid pukes in his sleep. News: *  No show next week! * James and John are going to DragonCon! We’d like to meet-up with our listeners in the area for dinner or something. Email us for the details! Listener Stories: Audra tries to smuggle in some guns for nuns. Hannah enjoys a reflective bathroom floor. Des jumps into a mud pit at a friend’s command. Jarren fails his driving test. Ruben shaves his chin with a sidewalk. Ginger’s son pees on a weed and Logan gets bit by a worm.

This week Chris Cowan from Pop Mockers podcast fills in for John, James’ blood is slow and Chris’s son licks his plate and the bottom of his sandals clean. Show Recap: We review Christ Cowan’s last 5 tweets. Talk about what a Bucket List is and isn’t. Tweeted messages the world can’t understand. Farting is...

This week Chris Cowan from Pop Mockers podcast fills in for John, James’ blood is slow and Chris’s son licks his plate and the bottom of his sandals clean. Show Recap: We review Christ Cowan’s last 5 tweets. Talk about what a Bucket List is and isn’t. Tweeted messages the world can’t understand. Farting is good for your family. The Flat Dental floss debate of 2014. Chris brings a little Pop Mockers action to the show with a Facebook Police segment. Then we chat about what I hate about edupreneural podcasters. James has slow and annoying blood. Chris recounts the two times he’s given blood… the second way will blow your mind! James accidentally finds a plethora of women’s cycle apps. Chris has a friend who keeps a poop journal. James is forced to manically vacuum his car and Chris wants to give his children Annual Reviews instead of birthdays. News: * James and John are going to DragonCon! We’d like to meet-up with our listeners in the area for dinner or something. Email us for the details! * Please leave an iTunes review for our latest podcast: The Girl Meets World podcast. Listener stories: Keith tell us how he first learned about foot odor. Peter scares a new friend with the legend of the Australian Drop Bear… which is 100% real! Jess has a bad meal and wants his kids to “Slap your mom!” Eli’s family chases down a skunk and puts a ‘possum in a mailbox. Then Miriam nearly eats a hairy cheerioo from a doctor’s office floor on a dare from her 12-year-old son. Links mentioned: * Pop Mockers podcast * The Patreon Podcast * The 7D Theme Song by Parry Gripp!

This week my friend Christian Suddreth is trading places with regular co-host John Steinklauber. We’re reviewing social media, eating GoGurt from a bowl, listening to a six-year-old swear on accident, and drinking hot water. This week’s clean comedy stories: James feels like a homeless junky walking through Kingsland, Georgia at night. Christian’s mom updates her...

This week my friend Christian Suddreth is trading places with regular co-host John Steinklauber. We’re reviewing social media, eating GoGurt from a bowl, listening to a six-year-old swear on accident, and drinking hot water. This week’s clean comedy stories: James feels like a homeless junky walking through Kingsland, Georgia at night. Christian’s mom updates her favorite firework 9 times. Christian tries to communicate to bad drivers through honk language. James’ son mispronounces his dog’s breed with hilarious results. James’ first world problem is taking pills with hot water. Christian’s friend’s co-worker pees himself over sheet music. Listener stories: Jaren pees at his Xylophone post. Quinn crushes his finger with a 60 pound barbell. An anonymous middle schooler calls in and we can’t tell what is supposed to be funny. Em experiences a Sonic employee who can’t read a compound word. Fred tries to sever his finger while working on a freezer. Noah learns that sometimes Kindergartners don’t want to ask a question… they just want the floor and professional sounding Veronica shares a great story about her father trying to text. Links mentioned: * Follow Christian on Twitter * Christian’s interview on Help! I’m A Children’s Pastor EP 21 – Pastor’s Kids

There is a baby who belongs to two listeners of Nobody’s Listening who wouldn’t even be married if not for this show! This is their story! This week’s clean comedy stories: James’ dog risks his life by lying on his laptop backpack. John had to deal with Yard Sale people. James was nearly eaten by...

There is a baby who belongs to two listeners of Nobody’s Listening who wouldn’t even be married if not for this show! This is their story! This week’s clean comedy stories: James’ dog risks his life by lying on his laptop backpack. John had to deal with Yard Sale people. James was nearly eaten by a giant poodle. John tortures his home’s termites. Jenna hires herself out as a maid to her brother. John’s son tries paintball and it doesn’t end well. James fantasizes about shooting a bold nuisance raccoon. Question of the Weak: What is your least favorite word? Excellent answers from M. Smeak, Chris Cowan, Zach, Barbara, Zane, Mark, Dave. Anthony. Elisabeth. Aaron. Daniel, Elizabeth, John, Clark, Zane, Daniel, Johnathan, Tom, Adrian, Jarren, Michael, James. Listener Stories: No listener stories this week due to the special interview. Tune in next week! Links mentioned: * Girl Meets World Podcast * Podcast Kid * Join the NLCast Facebook Group Community! * Support the show on Patreon! [subscribe-connect]

This week James wants to slap over-protective, helicopter parents for their children’s bad behaviors… and then he sings about it. This week’s clean comedy stories: John’s son is “that” kid at camp that won’t shower and get’s scared at night. James has problems with the behavior of the children and parents at most events he...

This week James wants to slap over-protective, helicopter parents for their children’s bad behaviors… and then he sings about it. This week’s clean comedy stories: John’s son is “that” kid at camp that won’t shower and get’s scared at night. James has problems with the behavior of the children and parents at most events he attends. John get’s a Father’s Day, James’ son J has a meltdown at the swim meet. John gives us a Mancave update. J’s saving his Jamba Juice sticker till he gets a Device. John’s youngest son is King of the W****s. and James celebrates 18 years of marriage by having his first Senior Moment. Question of the Weak: * Luke: Perfect arches. Cause my feet are flatter than pancakes on a Tarmac. * Chris: They would be hands. * Patrick: The power of invisibility. While impractical, it would be great to freak people out. * Zane: The ability to pass through computer screens. I know a lot internet tough guys and idiots who need a kick in the face * Lucas: The power to ignore Legos and then to build something amazing out of said Legos. * Jeremy – Dog Poop Resistance * John: The ability to clear an entire room when I remove my shoes. Oh wait, I already have that super power. * Misty: To adjust to any shoes I wear like heels and not hurt later * Kyle: To be able to walk to a pre-determined location while I’m asleep. This would combine sleeping, exercise, and travel time. * Jared: prehensile toes * Forest: The ability to dance appropriately to the music (at will… I don’t want someone to play a striptease song and not be able to control myself) * Me: I would want an alien symbiote that could turn into any kind of footwear, or gear… including tennis shoes, flip-flops, flippers, skis, roller skates, skateboards or even just toe-socks. * Keith: The power to run really fast, while holding a 25 pound toddler on each foot. * Adrian: The ability to command other feet to do my bidding. * Quinn: Turn into bats and fly away. * Tom: Healing that works when you walk on people. * Peter: As a father to two kids and husband to my wife, I’d have to go with vacuum cleaner feet. Everywhere I’d walk I’d just suck up all the dirt, food crumbs, Legos and melty beads. * Me: I want to give my foot powers to my kids so that when it’s time to go their shoes and socks zip onto their feet automatically! * Fintan: I would want em’ to fart * Charlie: The power to keep and grow as a French pendi with high gloss and all. * Johnathan: The super power to jump back in time for about five minutes… that’d be AWESOME… so like, if I say something stupid, I could either take it back, or I could think of some funny comeback. Listener stories/feedback: Randy is excited to have found the show. Joy has a friend who dated a Shusher. Zane’s wife thinks he pees in the corner of the bedroom. Middle Schooler Scott drops his towel in the toilet. Bunny Slippers Man rocks our world with an accidental obscene photo. Middle Schooler Red21 has his junk grabbed by a drowning sibling. Heather shares a touching story when during a treatment for Lyme Disease a story by John changed her tears of pain into tears of joy. PLUS Nobody’s Listening is responsible for a human baby that is being germinated at his moment. Links mentioned: * Join the NLCast Facebook Group Community! * Support the show on Patreon!

James decided that if God has a dad he’s done with Christianity. This based on an email from a middle schooler. This week’s clean comedy stories: John was asked to be an extra in some USA Network show he can’t remember the title of. James confuses the Glif with a GILF. John’s son has his...