Totally Laime Podcast

Lucky us! The hottest comedy music ticket in town, GARFUNKEL AND OATES, swung by TLP studios en route to  their tour Australia (thank you very much!)  and shared all sorts of intimate details about their love lives, their amazing fans, their one thing most in common (a hatred of cats) and of course, lots of laughs! And... our girl crushes are officially realized! Enjoy.

We're huge fans of hers and it turns out she's a fan of ours, how perfect is that? Comedian/Actress/Writer JEN KIRKMAN came on and charmed us. CHARMED US! She talks marriage, writing fan mail as a child, and tells us of her black and white photo theory on smoking. ENJOY!

Laimewads, if you think you love EDDIE PEPITONE now, just wait til you meet him! He baits  you with his hilarity but it's his teddy bear smile and fuck it, his BIG OLE HEART that sucks you in and makes you want to nominate him for President of the People! We talk road rage (or the lack thereof), celebrities, and he even indulges us with the Oprah game.. THANK YOU EDDIE - It was truly a treat! Enjoy.

Happy St. (SAINT) Patrick's day! To celebrate we bring you comedy slam dunk, Jessica ST. (SAINT - get it?!) Clair!! If you can get past how stunning she is, you will soon learn that this dame is everything good about women in comedy. We here at TLP are SUPER excited about everything she's in because she brings the best funny energy and charm - and she generously did the same for our podcast! Enjoy.

Likeable. Charming. Adorable. And that's just the guy's voice! Add in his quick wit and boyish good looks and you know why stand up comedian and round table regular from Chelsea Lately, BEN GLEIB has the ladies all hot and bothered. Natalie Portman take note!! He's gonna be a household name someday so we're happy we got him while we could.... Enjoy!

Dreams come true guys! After being huge fans of actor KYLE BORNHEIMER'S from his hilarious role on Worst Week and now on NBC's Perfect Couples, we would never have believed that we would hang with such a cool dude. Well, not only did that happen but he came over to our house, hung out with us for a hilarious hour and let us know that he is indeed super cool (for example: he would not like Hitler even if he were awesome in a dunk contest)! Enjoy.

The Nigerian Prince was right -  CASEY WILSON from SNL and ABC'S upcoming Happy Endings is fun and cutie! Not only did she discuss prison love but she dove right into all things Oprah so you can only imagine how thrilled Elizabeth was! OH, and if any of the members of the band the DAVENPORTS are listening, your future wife's email address is mentioned within so take good notes. Enjoy!

Happy Valentine's Day! For this here day of love, we discussed all things Valentine with comedy writer and performers PETE KARINEN and SARA SIMMONDS, who are ALSO LOVERS!!!! It's all about LOVE ya'll!! oh, and we also talk about the dirtiest thing Elizabeth has ever done. Ever. Enjoy!

Totally Laime is a second grader!  For this special episode, Elizabeth and Psychic Andy take a look back of 5 of their favorite moments from their first year of podcasting. These include clips with hilarious guests MARC MARON, ZACH STEEL, ADAM PALLY, MIKE BURNS, and ELIZA SKINNER! Enjoy!

52 weeks. Holy Hell has it really been a year of podcasts? A YEAR!? Indeed it has. Happy Birthday to Us! To celebrate, we pulled off a miracle that we still don't understand which is to say that we got PATTON (motherfuckin) OSWALT to come on our little show! He is even cooler than you already think he is and he even brought over a signed copy of his new book, Zombie Spaceship Wasteland. We're of course keeping that copy like the selfish assholes that we are, but we did purchase another copy (with a signed insert) to give to one our our beloved Laimewads - just go to our facebook page HERE, "like" it and leave a comment under this episode post. A random winner will be drawn on Monday, February 7th. Enjoy!

Guys, you may think that stand up comedian KUMAIL NANJIANI is a hilariously funny, handsome fellow, and you would be correct. But what you probably don't know is that he also has the secret cures to Cancer, Aids, and not having fun. Listen here for all the answers! Enjoy.

What a treat! The Apple Sister's KIMMY GATEWOOD is hilarious and adorable but mostly she's just a ginormous ray of sunshine! Even mention of Elizabeth's butt mouth cannot tarnish her golden shine! Enjoy.

He's cute. He's funny. He's smart. and guys? He's CANADIAN!!! oh yeah, and THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH is also insanely talented - in UCB'S Baby Wants Candy, and as the star of Splinterheads! Happy 2011. Enjoy.

Happy New Year! We saved an awesome one for last of 2010 - even though it's a few weeks late, we know you'll enjoy it because it's with our special guest, stand up comedian SHANNON HATCH! She's funny, she's into cheez-its and guys? she's a total slut (evidence: her twitter name is cheezitslut. So there.) As if that weren't enough, she also tells one of the best rancid meat stories we've heard. EVER! Enjoy.

Merry Xmas Laimewads! As our gift to you, please enjoy this podcast with the hilarious GIL OZERI, comedy writer for ABC's upcoming "Happy Endings" and also star of the amazing upcoming Comedy Central album featuring his legendary phone sex prank calls - one of which is featured here. And of course it's the Jewish one because we can't leave psychic Andy out. Happy Holidays and Enjoy!