Totally Laime Podcast

Shamanism and near-death experiences, and porno OH MY! Christine Woods is here at Chateau Laime and she brought a fancy water bottle, an impressive dream house, and inspiring career advice with her. She's funny, and she's not taking guff from internet personality quizzes! Enjoy!

Howard Kremer is definitely upping our cool factor! He's a comedian and rapper and the host of the awesome podcast Who Charted? where he and Andy fell into brotherly love  five long weeks ago . He talks malls, widow sex, butt sex, and we all learn an important lesson about jigsaw puzzles. Enjoy!

Dear Diary: Today we talked to Lesley Arfin and she was AWESOME! She gives us a lesson in denim, tells us tales from her world travels, and waxes poetic on the art of waxing. I don't know if she was trying to impress us, but it totally worked. Lesley, you are the wind beneath our wings. Enjoy!

If you were googling and thought you'd found a podcast with golfer John Daly, you're in for a surprise. A great one, because you're getting Cracked Out's own Jon Daly, the comedian and rapper whose characters you love! Jon gets honest with us about anti-depressants and plastic surgery, as well as his death defying college indiscretions. He will make you see Garden State and Lance Armstrong in a whole new light. Enjoy!

If you watch Heroes or Dexter you are no doubt familiar with today's guest. The bubbly, smart and funny Brea Grant joins Elizabeth and Andy for a brief respite from her  Kickstarter  hustling and a frank conversation about manifesting, amnesia and butt doubles. This episode has some of the finest segues in podcasting history! Enjoy!

There is no easy way to describe Jensen Karp other than fascinating. He was a rapper who loved The Simpsons, the curator of several pop culture art galleries, a marketer who worked on Lost, and he has some amazing stories about his family, his therapist, the adult film industry, and his relationship to Tyler the Creator. Plus, we talk about reefer and "slits." Enjoy!

Kate Spencer: Mother, actress, writer, and total badass. We are so so SO happy Kate joined us this week to talk about showbiz parents, Kony 2012, and her working relationship with Oprah (that's right, she has one!). Is it too early for us to arrange a play date for our future kids? I hope not, because Kate is exactly the kind of mommy friend we can get excited about! Enjoy!

Michael McMillian is super talented, crazy funny, AND a Laimewad! He's awesome on True Blood, but he's even better in our living room discussing UFOs, botox, name changing and lying. He even mediates as it gets a little heated between hosts. We loved having him on and we know you'll love hearing him. Enjoy!

We're so happy Jamie Lee is in town! The New York comedian and actress is in LA for pilot season and we're thrilled to have her on the show to talk about sex and poop and bugs and drugs. You know, the usual. You guys are just going to love this funny lady, we swear on the lives of our Facebook friends! Enjoy!

Michelle Buteau is a one-of-a-kind guest! She loves Oprah, has amazing advice for jigsaw puzzlers, and has secret (and timely) stories involving the derriere. She even backs us up on our less-than-popular opinion of a certain type of person. This girl CLEARLY knows how to party and we're down to party with her anytime she wants. Enjoy!

From Scientology enslavement camps to A Million Little Pieces, we're covering it all with Matt Walsh. He joins us this week to talk about viral videos, documentaries, whipping it out, and most importantly, his awesome movie High Road. Matt is a true comedy legend: Don't you want to know how comedy legends celebrate Thanksgiving? Enjoy!

Cannibalism, fire, coyote attacks, homelessness, what's there not to love? Our guest this week is the hilarious Danny Lobell who is spending the month on the west coast and volunteered an hour of his trip to the podcast. It's a slippery slope as we talk about death penalty, and identity fraud, drifting into his dark (but super funny) side. Enjoy!

Last time we had Dan Gregor on the show we hardly had time to get intimately acquainted with him. That is no longer a problem as he shares with us his embarrassing tummy rumblings, his views of George W. Bush, and his shameful "love" of Missy Elliott with us Laimewads. We'll talk tattoos and menus any day with Dan! Enjoy!

Pete Holmes is a perfect fit for Totally Laime! He joined us this week to talk about masturbatory fantasies, creative exhaustion, supernatural messages, and all of our other favorite topics! Get intimately acquainted with his sexuality, specifically in regards to Ryan Gosling and Pamela Anderson. Enjoy!

We are so so SO excited to have Sue Galloway on the show this week! She's one of our favorite ladies of New York and she takes some time out from her busy schedule to tell us how a mailbox smashing hellcat became a hilarious storyteller, genius actress, and total cat lover. Enjoy!