The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon

A bank robber puts a knife to the throat of the manager after the lady bank teller sasses and rebuffs his demand for cash, then makes off with thousands. Vietnam vet stabbed to death during a Zoom support group meeting, nearly decapitated by his son in front of 20 horrified witnesses. more fk'd up crime and plague updates.

True crime doesn't get any truer than New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon. Standup comic Pat Dixon hosts the shit out of this long-running and highly irreverent podcast detailing various aspects of crime in America's Largest City (World's loneliest town). Here's the problem with a lot of "true crime" shows, they're not happening NOW. They serialize it, dragging out a story over several episodes. They talk about stuff that happened years ago. They bullshit you with spooky music and moralize, speculate, drop hints, take themselves too seriously or waste your time with ads and, I don't know, they mostly suck, that's how I feel. In continuous production since 2011, NYCCR was one of the FIRST True Crime podcasts and is still the ONLY show devoted to reporting the crime happening NOW in New York City, including murders, robberies, rapes, and social-distancing violations, and it's generally funny or at least disrespectful. Easily offended? it's not for you. Not easily offended? I don't believe you, go listen to My Favorite Murder, you donkey. Still here? Okay, you're cool, go ahead, hope you enjoy, subscribe, share, rate, review, repeat. The show's ad-free, help me out at Patreon.com/PatDixonNYC

Gangland SHOOTOUTS are driving a near 200% increase in SHOOTINGS citywide. Mayor Bill de Blasio grows TESTY when the remarkable stat is even mentioned, doing what he does best: Taking credit he didn't earn, and deflecting blame that he did. Pat Dixon w/ Thomas Paladino  

The owner of BLUSH Gentleman's Club in Commack, Long Island has filed suit against Gov. Cuomo for unlawfully shutting down his business, while meanwhile the business isn't eligible for for loans by the federal Paycheck Protection Plan. “In times of crises such as these, it is particularly discriminatory in that certain businesses will continue and others who deal with subjects the Government does not favor… will be dealt the hand of business death, aces and eights,” the documents state. A gunman held up a Kip's Bay laundromat, and is still on the loose. A career subway thief was sprung from Rikers due to WuhanV concerns, and has now been rearrested for smoking that K2. He's also suspected in a newsstand robbery which netted $5K worth of .... what? 2 women stole $13,000 worth of wigs; a shooter was arrested and found to have an inactive hand grenade; Tekashi69 dropped a new video days after being released from behind bars.

GIRL-ON-GIRL ROOMMATE ACTION! ... as the stress of living in closed quarters leads to a stabbing.

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS. EASILY OFFENDED, KEEP IT MOVING, NOT FOR YOU. host - Pat dixon guest - filmmaker Vilan Trub

Man discovers corpse while cleaning out dead mother's freezer. Flutesy EXPLAINS the best way to turn the tables on your rapist. ENJOY it! Listen as the outspoken flautist shuns rape fantasy for rape reality. Plus MURDER is up over 2019, despite shelter in place; shootings in Violent Brooklyn; the latest on the ScamDemic.

with guest NYC filmmaker Vilan Trub. we revisit the case of Pamela Buchbinder who convinced her devoted, bipolar cousin to kill her baby daddy. Buchbinder remains behind bars awaiting trial in the manipulation.

more on the meat cleaver murder in the next episode "Killer Cousin"

THIS EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with JOHN MCAFEE can now be heard in its entirety. John McAfee says things we all need to hear. And listen to.

GET THE LATEST FROM NEW YORK CITY WARM, EMOTIONAL PEOPLE THOMAS PALADINO AND I DISCUSS THE GROWING FRUSTRATION WITH LOCKDOWN, THE MAYOR'S DECREE THAT NEW YORKERS SNITCH ON EACH OTHER FOR NOT STANDING FAR ENOUGH AWAY FROM EACH OTHER OR NOT WEARING A MASK. HIS 311 LINE WAS PROMPTLY FLOODED WITH DICK  PICS AND SWASTIKAS. FEDS CONSIDER FEDERAL TERRORISM CHARGES FOR THE ACT OF SPITTING ON A PERSON WHILE INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS. TWO OLD GUYS BUSTED FOR STEALING ATMS. LOCKDOWN EPISODE.

A Brooklyn man murdered his dad and ate his body parts. Will you contribute to his GoFundMe to send him to Palestine?  A nurse who beat WuhanVirus, beaten by TEENS. Subway ridership is DOWN 93%. Subway crime, not so much. guest Seth Barron Additional content, including classic episodes, unavailable anywhere else at Patreon.com/PatDixonNyc

McAfee wraps up our talk by vividly describing slavery in today's world. subscribe to the New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon artwork by Douglas Nelson (@mrnailsin)

Speaking with John McAfee, pt 2. SUBSCRIBE TO NYCCR artwork by Douglas Nelson (@mrnailsin)  

My conversation with the legendary John McAfee. exclusively on NYCCR