Moviesucktastic
Summary: Our front lines start at the ticket booth, and our trenches have stadium seating. We spend our mornings picking the jagged shrapnel of fractured plot lines out of our battle-scarred minds. Sure, we could watch good movies. But where's the fun in that? We are grown men with passionate opinions regarding the often adult-themed films we discuss, and are occasionally prone to using bad, naughty, or otherwise unwholesome words. You have been warned.
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In Spacehunter Michael Ironside could be the most underutilized villain of the 80's. He's barely on screen, the contraption he's in doesn't make me think he should be in charge or unbeatable in any way. Still kinda liked it though.
Every mom and pop video store in the 80's had this poster hanging. So what happens when you want to make a time travel film but have no budget? Yeah, you make it in the past before technology and the age of electricity.
A childhood favorite and a little know Disney film that had to compete in the summer against films like The Goonies, Back To The Future and Teen Wolf. Fisher Stevens and Dennis Hopper are saving graces. Whatta Rush!
When God's had enough of the human race because we suck, he wants to start over. Michael the archangel decides to go against God's will because we're entitled little bitches who deserve to continue screwing stuff up. Way to go dude!
Guillermo Del Toro had a different vision and had to fight every inch of the way and the movie still sucked. A true testament to how good a director he really is when he's given artistic freedom he doesn't make movies like Mimic.
When scientifically modified cockroaches take over the town, things go sour fast. The mayor's daughter comes back to town to screw everything up. The sheriff doesn't know what he's doing and the local exterminator has all the brains.
When people start turning up dead in a small quite town, things get suspicious. The health inspector is thought to be crazy for his suggestion of killer slugs. I'm sure the book is better.
While not really original it does have its moments. It's a bad film but one would argue that it isn't a horrible film. Listen in as Scott and Joey talk about this movie and like usual go off on some tangents and talk about others too.
Meet The Feebles is a film like you've never seen. Forget Happytime Murders or Avenue Q. As you may hear from people in the know, Peter Jackson did it first. It's the Muppets on crack, meth and heroin. Is it good? Kinda. Is it worth the watch? Yep.
Brain Damage is a simple story about a boy and his parasite. Brian wakes up to find Elmer (essentially his pusher) who is going to make him feel great and worry free. The trade off? Brian needs to feed Elmer human brains so he can have Elmer's "juice".
Scott wasn't thrilled with my challenge of Quick Change as reviewing good films aren't very interesting. This is especially true this episode as we trail off many times talking about many other things not named Quick Change.
A prequel to the first film but explains a bit more on the story line between Katie and her sister Kristi when they were kids. Plenty of jump scares to be had and the husband to no ones surprise is a total dick.
My Little Eye involves a group of five 20 somethings that are living in a house under the watchful eye of big brother. The kick? If they can live together for 6 months and everyone stays on the premises they win $1,000,000.
After such a long hiatus Scott and Joey are just shootin' the sh't and talking about everything from life in Texas for Scott to Joey's recent vacation trip to Rhose Island. More of relaxed episode.
Summer is finally here and that means Summer Blockbusters. Listen in as Scott and Joey talk about all the big movies coming out Summer 2018.
