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While neither of us are very big into cars or car films, this one did have something to bring to the table. Other than that, we have no idea why it's nominated for Best Picture. Good but formulaic.

The director said that if you can get past the one inch barrier of the subtitle you will be introduced to so many good films. One of the best films not only of this year but in a long time. We'd be elated if this won Best Picture.

Joker is a film that reaches masterpiece levels. From Joaquin Phoenix's surefire win for Best Actor to a very big possibility of a Best Picture win. We're all for what pisses people off. It would deserve the win.

Will Quentin Tarantino finally win Best Picture or even Best Director for Once Upon An Time In Hollywood? Whether he does or not, it's a solid film and worth watching.

The Oscar nominations are out! Listen in as we discuss all the major categories all the way from Best Picture to Screenplay.

Our annual January films list is upon us! Listen in as we have special guest Jack Wooldridge sit in and help us talk about all the January movie releases. Usually they are quite the dumpster fire. Is this year's crop any different? Tune in!

Jan-Michael Vincent used to be a leading man, that went downhill eventually but he made films like this and they did well, really well. When you can say that Air Wolf is the best thing that Vincent has ever done, that's not saying much.

Another post apocalyptic film about the end of humanity and what they would go through to survive. This includes possibly cutting off your own hand instead of cutting the rope. But who am I to judge.

Back to sex on film. Supervixens is another X rated movie from the seventies. A bit more exotic than Flesh Gordon to be quite honest. When a deranged serial killer cop chases you down, you better be ready for anything. Don't ever use Polish dynamite.

One of the first appearances of Sylvester Stallone and boy it's a doozey. Set in the future where the Death Race is televised and killing innocent civilians gets you points, it's not even that an interesting a concept. Bye bye baby!

We review the film Earthquake starring Charlton Heston. When I was a kid I fondly remember going on the Earthquake ride at Universal Studios. Looking back, it was amazing that the ride has held up better than the film.

Joey couldn't resist and had to challenge the cult sex classic Flesh Gordon. Initially rated X back in the seventies, it's pretty tame compared to late night cinema these days. You can probably watch this with your parents.

When John Boorman wants to do a Sci-Fi epic I guess no one could tell him no. Sean Connery has never looked hairier than in this film. You know the famous outfit he wears too. That red looking man-kini. Look it up.

We go Texas this episode! Since Scott's move to Texas we've talked about reviewing more film about and from there. We start with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and never look back.

There was definitely not a shortage of horror films from the 70's. This is actually one of the better ones. When a family and the surrounding city is torn apart by their escaped demon seed newborn, things get hairy and interesting.