Brilliant or Stupid?

In keeping with the warm and fuzzies of the holiday season, we asked our listeners to send us their brilliant ideas to make the world a slightly less stupid place for Christmas. Didn't work... But at least they provided us with some cheap laughs at their expense, and laughing at other people always brightens the holiday season, so it's not a complete loss.  

Prisoners get to watch all sorts of crap TV in jail but is that a good thing? They should not be allowed to watch shows that angers up the blood like UFC fights and Fox News. Here's an innocent idea: let the prisoners have their own TV shows like Extreme Makeover: Prison Edition or Improv at the Parole Board Hearing.

Back in the last millenium we threatened to record a call-in show. Well, here it is. Sorry, you had to wait this long for a piece of crap. Never again... BTW, Don't blame us that only racist stereotypes call our show.

If Hitler had been a beautiful woman, they would have let her have all of Europe and Russia and Britain to boot, and we never would have had to suffer through World War II. Unless we're missing something, this makes perfect sense.

3.8 billion people watch the Olympics every four years. 7 billion people watch porn every four minutes. Does this pitch need any more elaboration?

On today's podcast our guest from Finland brought along an irritating Finnish accent and a pitch for a new superhero: SaunaMan.

Lil Wang, an 8-year-old Chinese labourer is transferred to Walla Walla, Washington, to teach incompetent Americans how to build gadgets for China's new chain of Renminbi Stores. We could write more on this but it's easier to ask you to hit the play button below.

Reality TV shows like Dragon's Den and Shark Tank leave out the flakes and kookoos even thought they might have a decent idea. That's not fair. There should also be a show for the droolers and nutbars to pitch their flaky ideas. We'd call it Freak Tank.

A quickie lesson for the youngsters from a couple of grizzled old veterans. Don't beat yourself up trying to please a lady in bed. She'll be just as happy to get your sweaty body off her as soon as possible. You're not the only one who'd rather be watching TV.

In this, our first-ever attempt at a video podcast (and it shows!) we finally figure out who our target audience is. Too bad they got no cash...

The global economic recovery isn't going as planned. Maybe it's time to take a page out of a country known for deliberately lacking pizzazz. North Korea seems to be the only country sleep walking through this recession.

Hey deodorant companies! I don't want to smell like honeysuckle, rosehip, patchoulie or Penelope Cruz. Can't you make a Coconut Curry Body Wash?

You've watched him pick his nose... You've watched him pick his scabs... You've watched him pick his ass... No watch him pick his favourite podcast!

We had a great post written here but we fucking deleted it by accident and can't get it back. Listen to the podcast instead. Fuck, fuck, shitballs..

Zoos are due for a comeback. But first, kids today need some pizzazz. A lightshow by the lion cage and an all-zebra Abba tribute band are a good start. Or how about an ironic zoo for all the cool urban kids?