NOBODY LIKES ONIONS
Summary: If the show was about onions, it would be pretty stupid. Lucky for you, it isn't. NLO is classified as a comedy podcast, but it's so much more. There is a huge following of the show, by individuals of all ages. It's a talk show, a comedy show, a show about life, and an online culture. Patrick and Adam talk about topics in their personal lives and other things they encounter. All opinions on all topics are shared. The show is not for the politically correct or the weak at heart. Be prepared to put your baggage aside and laugh at anything and everything when you listen.
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- Artist: Patrick Melton
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Podcasts:
Merry Festivus, you assholes. It’s the return of Josh Denny, to everyone’s surprise. Patrick and Josh talk about the weirdo’s out in front of grocery stores, and then we find out what Josh has been up to. As it turns out, aside from putting on some weight, Josh is now the proud driver of a […]
Patrick has just returned from Las Vegas, and boy does he have some stories. First, the show takes an awkwardly serious turn when D-Fritz and Captain Daddy talk about STD’s for about twenty minutes for seemingly no reason. Patrick also has a stellar rant about cowboys tucked away in here. There’s some Bitcoin talk, as […]
Shooby is in the studio today to help walk Patrick through the dysfunction. We talk about all kinds of stuff on today’s show, including the last show, which will be released to Overdose fans only. Apparently Patrick stalks a waitress online with the help of some fans. We get a call from a comedian guy […]
Comedians Al Jackson and Dave Williams join Patrick in the studio for a post-Thanksgiving show. Aside from lightly recapping the Thanksgiving at Al’s, we talk about Black Friday. Patrick cashed out some Bitcoin and bought himself an iPad mini. We talk about some old movies, focusing way too much on Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters 2. There’s […]
D-Frtiz is in the studio for today’s complete silliness. Patrick gets a call from a fan who believes Patrick when he tells him they aren’t live, and offers to mail him a Bitcoin, convincing him to give out his address live on the show. Patrick talks more about the crazy Bitcoin pricing, and we look […]
Comedians Cornell Reid and Scott Bowser are in the studio and things are getting cray. Scott is getting progressively more drunk as the show goes on. Cornell is entertained by Patrick making a phone call to the Coffee Bean about some really crappy coffee he had earlier. In between all that madness, we discuss everything […]
Patrick can’t stay long, so pull up a chair and listen good. Perhaps a lackluster ending to the entire Cliff Cash saga. Spoiler alert – he’s a liar. Patrick discusses some stupid project down on some lot or something. Whatever that means. Patrick talks about the ups and downs of Bitcoin, and yada yada yada. […]
Come for the Dave Siegel, stay for all the yelling! Patrick is hopped up on something today, because he’s wearing his voice out screaming at the guests. You have to watch the video of the show to find out that he’s doing it with a big silly grin on his face, but either way, he’s […]
Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian Forrest Shaw. The guys kick the show off with a discussion about women comics – a debate that has raged since the dawn of time. Patrick shows off his music career to Forrest. We hear Charles Barkley defend the use of racial slurs in a refreshing way. […]
Comedian Chris Millhouse is in the studio today to talk about his recent stay in NYC. Patrick is interrogating Chris about an extended trip to NYC, from everything to living quarters to the ladies. We talk about some news stories, both of which involve problem children and parents with pickup trucks. Patrick talks about a […]
The studio is packed today, with comedians Al Jackson and Cornell Reid, and D-Fritz in the corner. He’s not on the ones and twos, though. Al Jackson is late and needs to leave early. I’ll let you make your own jokes. Cornell is wearing a big, puffy bully jacket. Al ends up coming back for […]
Ex-intern Shooby stops by the show to hang out and help Patrick kick off his birthday weekend. This show involves quite a bit of drinking, but quite a bit of comedy gold as well. It’s part one of three, and we talk about everything from Ender’s Game to iced coffee. Patrick wants to bring screen […]
Patrick is in the studio solo this evening for a quick update show. The majority of this show focuses on a comedy simpleton named Cliff Cash, or Clifton Freeman Cash, or CliffCashComedy. Either way, this guy decided to give Patrick attitude on Twitter and can’t wrap his head around the concept of fans. Fans in […]
D-Fritz is clouding up the studio with his cuteness tonight. Patrick does a late show after venturing out with D-Fritz to see the new Jackass Bad Grandpa movie. Patrick can’t get the idea of getting away out of his mind. He’s thinking of absconding to London and running away from all his problems. The price […]
Comedian and man-candy Ryan Stout is in the studio to kickstart November right. There is drinking, and some discussion of black face and the use of the some challenging language. Patrick makes a solid argument for how not allowing people to dress in black face could be seen as racist. Ryan has had his own […]
