NOBODY LIKES ONIONS
Summary: If the show was about onions, it would be pretty stupid. Lucky for you, it isn't. NLO is classified as a comedy podcast, but it's so much more. There is a huge following of the show, by individuals of all ages. It's a talk show, a comedy show, a show about life, and an online culture. Patrick and Adam talk about topics in their personal lives and other things they encounter. All opinions on all topics are shared. The show is not for the politically correct or the weak at heart. Be prepared to put your baggage aside and laugh at anything and everything when you listen.
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It’s the last regular show of NLO Week, and the studio is packed. Patrick is joined by Moody and Chip Chip Chris, as well as fans Bob from the UK, Laura from Finland, and Brendan from northern California. On this show, Patrick gets his jokes rated by Moody and the chat room, and we all […]
The studio is full as NLO Week continues. Aside from Chip Chip Chris and Moody, we are visited in-studio today by Will from New Zealand and Wes from Portland. The fan favorite segment Moody Hate Mail is back, and the guys talk about their recent trip to Disneyland. We find out that Chris loves cattle […]
It’s the kickoff of NLO Week, but Patrick is just not feeling that well. Call it lack of sleep from this weekend’s Marathon Show, or just general unhealthiness, but Patrick is cranky and out of it today. All the pent up angst trickles down to yelling at fans Chip Chip Chris and Ben who are […]
It’s a New Zealand nightmare, with Moody and Will in the studio. They both talk the same, and Moody thinks this is somehow comforting. Patrick and Moody are excited about the upcoming NLO Week festivities as fans begin to arrive in town. The standup show and 1000th show are shaping up to be really good, […]
Moody continues his residence in this show with our very own D-Fritz. The big item on the agenda today is the fire story. What fire story? Oh, the story about how Patrick almost burnt down the studio and the entire house by, you know, being funny. Moody saved the day, but you could also argue […]
Moody is visiting from New Zealand, Shooby, and fans from Ohio. This show started out with a high energy feel. So many visitors, and so close to NLO week. But drama always finds NLO and this show will not let you down. Adam and Kirstin are two kids who are here to have fun with […]
Eddie Ifft is in the studio today with D-Fritz. Patrick continues a streak of having lackluster shows, including shows on Eddie’s podcast and Flip Schultz’s podcast. Patrick has been sick and is blaming his recent illness and running around for his lack of passion. Lots of babbling and topics in this one, and if you’ve […]
Patrick is joined in the studio by the D-Fritz. They are discussing NLO Week and talking about all the fun activities to come. Patrick tries to convince two ladies in two parts of the planet to come to the party. Moody lands in San Diego and we call him to see how he likes the […]
Sean from Liverpool makes a last appearance before heading off to Las Vegas. He’s still on his neverending six week honeymoon, with his wife whom Patrick has been teasing all week. She may or may not make an appearance by phone at the end of this late night show. Patrick and Sean have returned from […]
Cornell Reid and Sean from Liverpool are in the studio today. Cornell has discovered a new thing that lets girls rate guys on Facebook. Only you have to be a girl to even get access. So we’re all switching our Facebook gender (thanks for being so accepting) so we can see what they see. Weird. […]
Patrick is back in the studio with regular shows after too weeks. In the studio today is fan Sean and his new wife Laura. Patrick does what he can to be nice but also tries to get them fighting likes most couples usually do. We talk about some old stories, and some new. Patrick is […]
Patrick is fresh off a big boy plane from Texas. After spending some time in Houston and doing some shows in San Antonio, it’s good to be home. Patrick gets a welcome phone call from a fan named Ben who smokes a lot of week. Patrick talks about the new Boeing 787 Dreamliner and why […]
Comedian Danny Lobell joins Josh Denny and D-Fritz on this show. There’s also a young comic we’re calling Yo Love! Danny has a beef to pick with some organization that is against circumcision and works with men to regenerate their foreskin. He prank calls them in one of the weirdest conversations you’ve ever heard. There’s […]
Comedians Al Jackson and Josh Denny are here. This ones is a long one, but the public version is shorter. Patrick and Josh get in to one of their epic ego battles, and Al Jackson just sits back to relax. You can here the complete redacted flight on the OD, but the public version is […]
Josh Denny is back again, for the second time this week. Old Ginger is fresh back from taking Patrick for burgers and ribs. Patrick recounts the story of a restaurant that seems like it’s in some guys living room. Aside from the burning or everything, the horrible service, the attitude and the wait, this place […]
